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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #105 on: July 12, 2015, 10:23:00 PM »

5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!!  My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor.  Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother.  I think it has something to do with the ring.  My girls still appreciate it.  In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger.  Now I'm immature.  Fuck 'em!
You might be on to something.  My sisters have always laughed at that stuff (well, two of the three), but the warden, not so much. To her it's just "gross".  She also doesn't think "Dick in a Box" is funny.  WTF, that's hilarious!
All of those are great.  Have you seen the, "I'm a mother lover"?
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #106 on: July 12, 2015, 10:23:37 PM »



5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!!  My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor.  Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother.  I think it has something to do with the ring.  My girls still appreciate it.  In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger.  Now I'm immature.  Fuck 'em!
You were always immature it's just that once the ring went on the finger she felt comfortable saying it

Nah, that's not it.  Because she still laughs if we're watching tv and someone makes a stupid joke.  Two weeks earlier I make the same stupid joke and I'm an asshole.  She just hates me.
My wife has put up with me for 25 years so she has a good sense of humor
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #107 on: July 12, 2015, 10:25:36 PM »

5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!!  My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor.  Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother.  I think it has something to do with the ring.  My girls still appreciate it.  In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger.  Now I'm immature.  Fuck 'em!
You might be on to something.  My sisters have always laughed at that stuff (well, two of the three), but the warden, not so much. To her it's just "gross".  She also doesn't think "Dick in a Box" is funny.  WTF, that's hilarious!
All of those are great.  Have you seen the, "I'm a mother lover"?
Yep, another classic. 
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #108 on: July 12, 2015, 10:27:03 PM »

Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues.  #@#%^&*! 
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #109 on: July 12, 2015, 10:36:53 PM »

Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues.  #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #110 on: July 12, 2015, 10:38:54 PM »



5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!!  My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor.  Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother.  I think it has something to do with the ring.  My girls still appreciate it.  In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger.  Now I'm immature.  Fuck 'em!
You were always immature it's just that once the ring went on the finger she felt comfortable saying it

Nah, that's not it.  Because she still laughs if we're watching tv and someone makes a stupid joke.  Two weeks earlier I make the same stupid joke and I'm an asshole.  She just hates me.
My wife has put up with me for 25 years so she has a good sense of humor
She's not laughing with you, she's laughing at you.
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #111 on: July 12, 2015, 10:43:15 PM »



5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!!  My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor.  Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother.  I think it has something to do with the ring.  My girls still appreciate it.  In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger.  Now I'm immature.  Fuck 'em!
You were always immature it's just that once the ring went on the finger she felt comfortable saying it

Nah, that's not it.  Because she still laughs if we're watching tv and someone makes a stupid joke.  Two weeks earlier I make the same stupid joke and I'm an asshole.  She just hates me.
My wife has put up with me for 25 years so she has a good sense of humor
She's not laughing with you, she's laughing at you.
Tony, leave the boy in his blissful ignorance.  It's something, after all. 
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #112 on: July 12, 2015, 10:54:02 PM »

Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues.  #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
I can't let it go.  It's one of those unfinished business things.  I know now I'll never sleep with a supermodel, but I gotta score a deal on these Blues before I die.
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #113 on: July 12, 2015, 11:00:04 PM »

Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues.  #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
I can't let it go.  It's one of those unfinished business things.  I know now I'll never sleep with a supermodel, but I gotta score a deal on these Blues before I die.
I still think you can nail a supermodel too.
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #114 on: July 12, 2015, 11:24:10 PM »

Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues.  #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
I can't let it go.  It's one of those unfinished business things.  I know now I'll never sleep with a supermodel, but I gotta score a deal on these Blues before I die.
DPG deal on CigarSprint on threebean's bucket list.
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #115 on: July 12, 2015, 11:28:12 PM »

Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues.  #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
I can't let it go.  It's one of those unfinished business things.  I know now I'll never sleep with a supermodel, but I gotta score a deal on these Blues before I die.
DPG deal on CigarSprint on threebean's bucket list.
I have lowered significantly my aspirations in recent years.
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #116 on: July 12, 2015, 11:37:19 PM »

Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues.  #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
I can't let it go.  It's one of those unfinished business things.  I know now I'll never sleep with a supermodel, but I gotta score a deal on these Blues before I die.
DPG deal on CigarSprint on threebean's bucket list.
I have lowered significantly my aspirations in recent years.
Obtainable goals - key to a happy life.  Oh, and a happy wife.
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #117 on: July 12, 2015, 11:52:07 PM »

Jesus Fuego Delirium lancero to end my smoking day.
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Re: 7/12/2015
« Reply #118 on: July 12, 2015, 11:56:17 PM »

Jesus Fuego Delirium lancero to end my smoking day.
Enjoy, Mr. Breath.  See ya manana.
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