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[cigarbreath]

good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.

back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.

WTF is an intimate lunch, you eat naked, do some 69 or what?

Intimate lunch is when you chew with your mouth closed.

[cigarbreath]

You signed up for your Cincy Cigarfest CB?

Waiting on word from Craig and/or Duke. 

[FloridaDean]

good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.

back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.

WTF is an intimate lunch, you eat naked, do some 69 or what?

Intimate lunch is when you chew with your mouth closed.

candlelight, sitting close, making googlie eyes, that kind of stuff.

[South Carolina Redfish]

good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.

back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.

WTF is an intimate lunch, you eat naked, do some 69 or what?

Intimate lunch is when you chew with your mouth closed.

candlelight, sitting close, making googlie eyes, that kind of stuff.

SMH

[South Carolina Redfish]

Nica Ristica lit, guess I will watch the Indycar Race since it is on an oval track.

Still laughing about Jr wrecking Danica's ass last night and she is realllly mad. 

[cigarbreath]

good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.

back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.

WTF is an intimate lunch, you eat naked, do some 69 or what?

Intimate lunch is when you chew with your mouth closed.

candlelight, sitting close, making googlie eyes, that kind of stuff.

Big, black googlie eyes?  Cookie Monster!

[South Carolina Redfish]

good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.

back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.

WTF is an intimate lunch, you eat naked, do some 69 or what?

Intimate lunch is when you chew with your mouth closed.

candlelight, sitting close, making googlie eyes, that kind of stuff.

Big, black googlie eyes?  Cookie Monster!

[A Friend of Charlie]

5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.

[Threebean]

5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.

Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.

[A Friend of Charlie]

5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.

Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.

Hear, hear!!!  My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.

[Threebean]

5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.

Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.

Hear, hear!!!  My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.

The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor.  Just another of their flaws.

[A Friend of Charlie]

5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.

Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.

Hear, hear!!!  My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.

The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor.  Just another of their flaws.

I'm with you, brother.  I think it has something to do with the ring.  My girls still appreciate it.  In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger.  Now I'm immature.  Fuck 'em!

[sfish]

5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.

Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.

Hear, hear!!!  My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.

The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor.  Just another of their flaws.

I'm with you, brother.  I think it has something to do with the ring.  My girls still appreciate it.  In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger.  Now I'm immature.  Fuck 'em!

You were always immature it's just that once the ring went on the finger she felt comfortable saying it

[A Friend of Charlie]

5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.

Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.

Hear, hear!!!  My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.

The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor.  Just another of their flaws.

I'm with you, brother.  I think it has something to do with the ring.  My girls still appreciate it.  In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger.  Now I'm immature.  Fuck 'em!

You were always immature it's just that once the ring went on the finger she felt comfortable saying it

Nah, that's not it.  Because she still laughs if we're watching tv and someone makes a stupid joke.  Two weeks earlier I make the same stupid joke and I'm an asshole.  She just hates me.

[Threebean]

5 Sheeshes on that last one.  It really did have egg in it.

Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.

Hear, hear!!!  My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.

The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor.  Just another of their flaws.

I'm with you, brother.  I think it has something to do with the ring.  My girls still appreciate it.  In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger.  Now I'm immature.  Fuck 'em!

You might be on to something.  My sisters have always laughed at that stuff (well, two of the three), but the warden, not so much. To her it's just "gross".  She also doesn't think "Dick in a Box" is funny.  WTF, that's hilarious!