My wife offered to help me with the grass last Monday before the week of rain came. My drinking friend called me the night before and said he was going to take me out to brunch, so I put off cutting the grass. When Monday came (around 10:45 am), I sent a text to my friend and told him I was ready when ever he was. I didn't hear anything. I sent another text around 11:45 am and still didn't hear anything. By 1:00 pm, I was starving from waiting on him, we were supposed to go out and eat. Finally he sent me a text at 1:30 pm that said, "Sorry, I had to get my grass cut before the storm...! Let's get together on Wednesday." I looked outside and it was storming like crazy and has been raining ever since. Most likely since the grass is so high, my wife will have an excuse to not help me, knowing the way she is. God I hate that...!