How's this one for irony...
For about a month, there's been this small bag of what appears to be shit, on the street about 35 feet up the block from my house. I notice it each time I park my car. I was just about to post how I never see the town's street sweeper anymore. The funny thing is that there is no particular schedule for this vehicle. Most cities will have a street cleaning sign telling you not to park during certain hours on a particular day a week, but not ours. In fact, I always complain how they waste tons of taxpayer money roaming around aimlessly; I've seen the guy go up and down the same street about 10 times in a 3-hour span. Anyhoo, while I was posting this, the street sweeper drove past me. Not where the bag of shit was, of course.
