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[Bad Dad]

Happy Friday all! First paycheck arrived today!!!

Time to buy us cigars, then.

Here's an interesting cigar mashing.  It is a cigar, right...?

Compounds, Elements, and Musings Vanadium 5 Pack $22.98

Wrapper: Undisclosed
Strength: Undisclosed
Shape: Other

The Periodic Table shows nature's variety at its most basic and extraordinary. Each element presents a unique combination with its own distinct properties. Inspired by this rich variety, Foundry Cigars created Compounds, Elements, and Musings as a study in contrasts and complexity. By combining tobaccos chosen from all over the world, now you can discover a range of distinctive blends (all undisclosed) in these VERY AFFORDABLE cigars with some of the coolest bands, too. Order some now!

[LuvTooGolf]

Happy Friday all! First paycheck arrived today!!!

More Tat Blacks, stat! Morning, Shaun.

[razgueado]

Jaws— turns 40 years old on June 20. And many of us haven't felt safe enough to go back in the water yet. .  Watched Jaws last night, damn thing is still scary!

what were you expecting - "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"?
good morning all.

I swear this is true, and I hope it's not offensive.  Years ago the Fox Theatre in St. Louis presented the broadway production of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.  Later through local news interviews, it turned out that 6 of the brothers in the play were gay and the 7th brother was black.  The people of St. Louis started changing the name of the play from, "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers to Seven Brides for 6 Homo's and a Homiy."

Elsewhere that would be offensive.  Here?  It's a fart in hurricane.

Thanks Bret.  It's hard for me to keep up with acceptable words.  I know it's hard to believe, but common words from 50 years ago, may have a completely different meaning today.  I don't have a problem with that, but I sure wish some one would let us old people know.

I hear yuh.  The cushiness of modern living has made most of the earth's population thin-skinned.  It's gotten worse since Frank Zappa died.  Since we can't count on our artists to keep the pressure on anymore - after all, they gotta eat - it falls to us uncelebrated old farts to do the offending.  After all, they can't fire us.

Frank Zappa...   I guess it's been 20 years since I've listen to one of his records.

He could always be counted on to be an equal-opportunity offender.

"So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin..." - Frank Zappa

[razgueado]

Happy Friday all! First paycheck arrived today!!!

More Tat Blacks, stat! Morning, Shaun.

You can keep the melamine jar. Please.

[razgueado]

Happy Friday all! First paycheck arrived today!!!

Time to buy us cigars, then.

Here's an interesting cigar mashing.  It is a cigar, right...?

Compounds, Elements, and Musings Vanadium 5 Pack $22.98

Wrapper: Undisclosed
Strength: Undisclosed
Shape: Other

The Periodic Table shows nature's variety at its most basic and extraordinary. Each element presents a unique combination with its own distinct properties. Inspired by this rich variety, Foundry Cigars created Compounds, Elements, and Musings as a study in contrasts and complexity. By combining tobaccos chosen from all over the world, now you can discover a range of distinctive blends (all undisclosed) in these VERY AFFORDABLE cigars with some of the coolest bands, too. Order some now!

Translation: We swept up, and stuffed the sweepings into cigars, because we know that there are cheapskates out there who'll buy 'em because they're cheap...

[Bad Dad]

Jaws— turns 40 years old on June 20. And many of us haven't felt safe enough to go back in the water yet. .  Watched Jaws last night, damn thing is still scary!

what were you expecting - "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"?
good morning all.

I swear this is true, and I hope it's not offensive.  Years ago the Fox Theatre in St. Louis presented the broadway production of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.  Later through local news interviews, it turned out that 6 of the brothers in the play were gay and the 7th brother was black.  The people of St. Louis started changing the name of the play from, "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers to Seven Brides for 6 Homo's and a Homiy."

Elsewhere that would be offensive.  Here?  It's a fart in hurricane.

Thanks Bret.  It's hard for me to keep up with acceptable words.  I know it's hard to believe, but common words from 50 years ago, may have a completely different meaning today.  I don't have a problem with that, but I sure wish some one would let us old people know.

I hear yuh.  The cushiness of modern living has made most of the earth's population thin-skinned.  It's gotten worse since Frank Zappa died.  Since we can't count on our artists to keep the pressure on anymore - after all, they gotta eat - it falls to us uncelebrated old farts to do the offending.  After all, they can't fire us.

Frank Zappa...   I guess it's been 20 years since I've listen to one of his records.

He could always be counted on to be an equal-opportunity offender.

"So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin..." - Frank Zappa

LOL....!  I think we would write song lyrics like that... 

She pulled and she tugged
So I stuck it in her rug..
With her screaming
Your the rug doctor, baby...!  - Bad Dad

[LuvTooGolf]

Happy Friday all! First paycheck arrived today!!!

Time to buy us cigars, then.

Here's an interesting cigar mashing.  It is a cigar, right...?

Compounds, Elements, and Musings Vanadium 5 Pack $22.98

Wrapper: Undisclosed
Strength: Undisclosed
Shape: Other

The Periodic Table shows nature's variety at its most basic and extraordinary. Each element presents a unique combination with its own distinct properties. Inspired by this rich variety, Foundry Cigars created Compounds, Elements, and Musings as a study in contrasts and complexity. By combining tobaccos chosen from all over the world, now you can discover a range of distinctive blends (all undisclosed) in these VERY AFFORDABLE cigars with some of the coolest bands, too. Order some now!

Translation: We swept up, and stuffed the sweepings into cigars, because we know that there are cheapskates out there who'll buy 'em because they're cheap...

And they're not even really cheap. I can think of a lot of shit I'd buy cheaper than $4.59 per.

[razgueado]

Jaws— turns 40 years old on June 20. And many of us haven't felt safe enough to go back in the water yet. .  Watched Jaws last night, damn thing is still scary!

what were you expecting - "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"?
good morning all.

I swear this is true, and I hope it's not offensive.  Years ago the Fox Theatre in St. Louis presented the broadway production of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.  Later through local news interviews, it turned out that 6 of the brothers in the play were gay and the 7th brother was black.  The people of St. Louis started changing the name of the play from, "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers to Seven Brides for 6 Homo's and a Homiy."

Elsewhere that would be offensive.  Here?  It's a fart in hurricane.

Thanks Bret.  It's hard for me to keep up with acceptable words.  I know it's hard to believe, but common words from 50 years ago, may have a completely different meaning today.  I don't have a problem with that, but I sure wish some one would let us old people know.

I hear yuh.  The cushiness of modern living has made most of the earth's population thin-skinned.  It's gotten worse since Frank Zappa died.  Since we can't count on our artists to keep the pressure on anymore - after all, they gotta eat - it falls to us uncelebrated old farts to do the offending.  After all, they can't fire us.

Frank Zappa...   I guess it's been 20 years since I've listen to one of his records.

He could always be counted on to be an equal-opportunity offender.

"So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin..." - Frank Zappa

LOL....!  I think we would write song lyrics like that... 

She pulled and she tugged
So I stuck it in her rug..
With her screaming
Your the rug doctor, baby...!  - Bad Dad

We should collaborate, BD.  I'm smelling a hit here...or did Shaun fart?

[Bad Dad]

Happy Friday all! First paycheck arrived today!!!

Time to buy us cigars, then.

Here's an interesting cigar mashing.  It is a cigar, right...?

Compounds, Elements, and Musings Vanadium 5 Pack $22.98

Wrapper: Undisclosed
Strength: Undisclosed
Shape: Other

The Periodic Table shows nature's variety at its most basic and extraordinary. Each element presents a unique combination with its own distinct properties. Inspired by this rich variety, Foundry Cigars created Compounds, Elements, and Musings as a study in contrasts and complexity. By combining tobaccos chosen from all over the world, now you can discover a range of distinctive blends (all undisclosed) in these VERY AFFORDABLE cigars with some of the coolest bands, too. Order some now!

Translation: We swept up, and stuffed the sweepings into cigars, because we know that there are cheapskates out there who'll buy 'em because they're cheap...

And they're not even really cheap. I can think of a lot of shit I'd buy cheaper than $4.59 per.

I had to look up the word, "Vanadium."  (just one of it's meanings other than it's on the element table)
Vanadium occurs naturally in about 65 different minerals and in fossil fuel deposits. It is produced in China and Russia from steel smelter slag; other countries produce it either from the flue dust of heavy oil, or as a byproduct of uranium mining. It is mainly used to produce specialty steel alloys such as high-speed tool steels. The most important industrial vanadium compound, vanadium pentoxide, is used as a catalyst for the production of sulfuric acid.

[Bad Dad]

Jaws— turns 40 years old on June 20. And many of us haven't felt safe enough to go back in the water yet. .  Watched Jaws last night, damn thing is still scary!

what were you expecting - "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"?
good morning all.

I swear this is true, and I hope it's not offensive.  Years ago the Fox Theatre in St. Louis presented the broadway production of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.  Later through local news interviews, it turned out that 6 of the brothers in the play were gay and the 7th brother was black.  The people of St. Louis started changing the name of the play from, "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers to Seven Brides for 6 Homo's and a Homiy."

Elsewhere that would be offensive.  Here?  It's a fart in hurricane.

Thanks Bret.  It's hard for me to keep up with acceptable words.  I know it's hard to believe, but common words from 50 years ago, may have a completely different meaning today.  I don't have a problem with that, but I sure wish some one would let us old people know.

I hear yuh.  The cushiness of modern living has made most of the earth's population thin-skinned.  It's gotten worse since Frank Zappa died.  Since we can't count on our artists to keep the pressure on anymore - after all, they gotta eat - it falls to us uncelebrated old farts to do the offending.  After all, they can't fire us.

Frank Zappa...   I guess it's been 20 years since I've listen to one of his records.

He could always be counted on to be an equal-opportunity offender.

"So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin..." - Frank Zappa

LOL....!  I think we would write song lyrics like that... 

She pulled and she tugged
So I stuck it in her rug..
With her screaming
Your the rug doctor, baby...!  - Bad Dad

We should collaborate, BD.  I'm smelling a hit here...or did Shaun fart?

I hear ya...!  What rhymes with roto-rooter...?

[razgueado]

Jaws— turns 40 years old on June 20. And many of us haven't felt safe enough to go back in the water yet. .  Watched Jaws last night, damn thing is still scary!

what were you expecting - "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"?
good morning all.

I swear this is true, and I hope it's not offensive.  Years ago the Fox Theatre in St. Louis presented the broadway production of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.  Later through local news interviews, it turned out that 6 of the brothers in the play were gay and the 7th brother was black.  The people of St. Louis started changing the name of the play from, "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers to Seven Brides for 6 Homo's and a Homiy."

Elsewhere that would be offensive.  Here?  It's a fart in hurricane.

Thanks Bret.  It's hard for me to keep up with acceptable words.  I know it's hard to believe, but common words from 50 years ago, may have a completely different meaning today.  I don't have a problem with that, but I sure wish some one would let us old people know.

I hear yuh.  The cushiness of modern living has made most of the earth's population thin-skinned.  It's gotten worse since Frank Zappa died.  Since we can't count on our artists to keep the pressure on anymore - after all, they gotta eat - it falls to us uncelebrated old farts to do the offending.  After all, they can't fire us.

Frank Zappa...   I guess it's been 20 years since I've listen to one of his records.

He could always be counted on to be an equal-opportunity offender.

"So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin..." - Frank Zappa

LOL....!  I think we would write song lyrics like that... 

She pulled and she tugged
So I stuck it in her rug..
With her screaming
Your the rug doctor, baby...!  - Bad Dad

We should collaborate, BD.  I'm smelling a hit here...or did Shaun fart?

I hear ya...!  What rhymes with roto-rooter...?

Motor-scooter
Big-ass hooters
Algebra tutor
Sex computer
Pea shooter
Cooter
Polluter

...combine as appropriate - or inappropriate.

[Bad Dad]

Jaws— turns 40 years old on June 20. And many of us haven't felt safe enough to go back in the water yet. .  Watched Jaws last night, damn thing is still scary!

what were you expecting - "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"?
good morning all.

I swear this is true, and I hope it's not offensive.  Years ago the Fox Theatre in St. Louis presented the broadway production of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.  Later through local news interviews, it turned out that 6 of the brothers in the play were gay and the 7th brother was black.  The people of St. Louis started changing the name of the play from, "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers to Seven Brides for 6 Homo's and a Homiy."

Elsewhere that would be offensive.  Here?  It's a fart in hurricane.

Thanks Bret.  It's hard for me to keep up with acceptable words.  I know it's hard to believe, but common words from 50 years ago, may have a completely different meaning today.  I don't have a problem with that, but I sure wish some one would let us old people know.

I hear yuh.  The cushiness of modern living has made most of the earth's population thin-skinned.  It's gotten worse since Frank Zappa died.  Since we can't count on our artists to keep the pressure on anymore - after all, they gotta eat - it falls to us uncelebrated old farts to do the offending.  After all, they can't fire us.

Frank Zappa...   I guess it's been 20 years since I've listen to one of his records.

He could always be counted on to be an equal-opportunity offender.

"So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin..." - Frank Zappa

LOL....!  I think we would write song lyrics like that... 

She pulled and she tugged
So I stuck it in her rug..
With her screaming
Your the rug doctor, baby...!  - Bad Dad

We should collaborate, BD.  I'm smelling a hit here...or did Shaun fart?

I hear ya...!  What rhymes with roto-rooter...?

Motor-scooter
Big-ass hooters
Algebra tutor
Sex computer
Pea shooter
Cooter
Polluter

...combine as appropriate - or inappropriate.

Damn.....  Those are all good..!  I think you just wrote a new hit rap song...!

[flip from jersey]

Happy Friday all! First paycheck arrived today!!!

Cause for celebration, break out the good cigars and the whiskey!

[Travellin Dave]

Happy Friday all! First paycheck arrived today!!!

Ohhh, a guest appearance!

[Travellin Dave]

Jaws— turns 40 years old on June 20. And many of us haven't felt safe enough to go back in the water yet. .  Watched Jaws last night, damn thing is still scary!

what were you expecting - "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"?
good morning all.

I swear this is true, and I hope it's not offensive.  Years ago the Fox Theatre in St. Louis presented the broadway production of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.  Later through local news interviews, it turned out that 6 of the brothers in the play were gay and the 7th brother was black.  The people of St. Louis started changing the name of the play from, "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers to Seven Brides for 6 Homo's and a Homiy."

Elsewhere that would be offensive.  Here?  It's a fart in hurricane.

Thanks Bret.  It's hard for me to keep up with acceptable words.  I know it's hard to believe, but common words from 50 years ago, may have a completely different meaning today.  I don't have a problem with that, but I sure wish some one would let us old people know.

I hear yuh.  The cushiness of modern living has made most of the earth's population thin-skinned.  It's gotten worse since Frank Zappa died.  Since we can't count on our artists to keep the pressure on anymore - after all, they gotta eat - it falls to us uncelebrated old farts to do the offending.  After all, they can't fire us.

...and now that I'm over 50, I'm finding myself less and less giving a fuck what others think of me.

Yup, welcome to the club.