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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #165 on: May 26, 2015, 01:35:44 PM »

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.
The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???
I did help get rid of s level 2 sex offender registered in Georga but not Florida.
Didn't like the competition?
Just low level competition for Dean-O
My wife says I'm a sex offender.  Everytime we have sex, she gets offended.
Better than Dean, sounds like he offended the Sex Offender, top that one.
I'm hoping the prostitute stays.
Or a least a quantity discount,  maybe buy three - get one free!
She (Barbara) says she has to lay low for awhile. I told her that's what got her in trouble to begin with. She found it funny. Asked if there was any cleaning she could do for a few bucks. I now have a cleaning lady coming in every two weeks to clean my trailer!
A prostitute coming over to clean in exchange for cash? I see this ending brilliantly.
Cigarbanter.com, the novel.  By the way, I own all the content on this site.
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #166 on: May 26, 2015, 01:37:26 PM »

Well, my two hours are up.  See you all tomorrow.
Later, Joe.
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #167 on: May 26, 2015, 01:44:25 PM »

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.
The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???
I did help get rid of s level 2 sex offender registered in Georga but not Florida.
Didn't like the competition?
Just low level competition for Dean-O
My wife says I'm a sex offender.  Everytime we have sex, she gets offended.
Better than Dean, sounds like he offended the Sex Offender, top that one.
I'm hoping the prostitute stays.
Or a least a quantity discount,  maybe buy three - get one free!
She (Barbara) says she has to lay low for awhile. I told her that's what got her in trouble to begin with. She found it funny. Asked if there was any cleaning she could do for a few bucks. I now have a cleaning lady coming in every two weeks to clean my trailer!
A prostitute coming over to clean in exchange for cash? I see this ending brilliantly - AGAIN!.

Fixed it for you Golf
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #168 on: May 26, 2015, 01:45:15 PM »

I was actually considering going to http://lhvcraftbeerfest.com/ but I won't be around on that day.
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #169 on: May 26, 2015, 01:45:36 PM »

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.
The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???
I did help get rid of s level 2 sex offender registered in Georga but not Florida.
Didn't like the competition?
Just low level competition for Dean-O
My wife says I'm a sex offender.  Everytime we have sex, she gets offended.
Better than Dean, sounds like he offended the Sex Offender, top that one.
I'm hoping the prostitute stays.
Or a least a quantity discount,  maybe buy three - get one free!
She (Barbara) says she has to lay low for awhile. I told her that's what got her in trouble to begin with. She found it funny. Asked if there was any cleaning she could do for a few bucks. I now have a cleaning lady coming in every two weeks to clean my trailer!
A prostitute coming over to clean in exchange for cash? I see this ending brilliantly.
Cigarbanter.com, the novel.  By the way, I own all the content on this site.
Better you than me!
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #170 on: May 26, 2015, 01:49:52 PM »

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.
The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???
I did help get rid of s level 2 sex offender registered in Georga but not Florida.
Didn't like the competition?
Just low level competition for Dean-O
My wife says I'm a sex offender.  Everytime we have sex, she gets offended.
Better than Dean, sounds like he offended the Sex Offender, top that one.
I'm hoping the prostitute stays.
Or a least a quantity discount,  maybe buy three - get one free!
She (Barbara) says she has to lay low for awhile. I told her that's what got her in trouble to begin with. She found it funny. Asked if there was any cleaning she could do for a few bucks. I now have a cleaning lady coming in every two weeks to clean my trailer!
A prostitute coming over to clean in exchange for cash? I see this ending brilliantly - AGAIN!.

Fixed it for you Golf
LALTS
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #171 on: May 26, 2015, 01:59:04 PM »

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.
The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???
I did help get rid of s level 2 sex offender registered in Georga but not Florida.
Didn't like the competition?
Just low level competition for Dean-O
My wife says I'm a sex offender.  Everytime we have sex, she gets offended.
Better than Dean, sounds like he offended the Sex Offender, top that one.
I'm hoping the prostitute stays.
Or a least a quantity discount,  maybe buy three - get one free!
She (Barbara) says she has to lay low for awhile. I told her that's what got her in trouble to begin with. She found it funny. Asked if there was any cleaning she could do for a few bucks. I now have a cleaning lady coming in every two weeks to clean my trailer!
A prostitute coming over to clean in exchange for cash? I see this ending brilliantly.
Cigarbanter.com, the novel reality show.  By the way, I own all the content on this site.
Fixed it for you.
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #172 on: May 26, 2015, 02:11:25 PM »

Houston Galleria mall floods due to Houston storms
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #173 on: May 26, 2015, 02:15:24 PM »

Houston Galleria mall floods due to Houston storms
Shit!
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #174 on: May 26, 2015, 02:16:49 PM »

Houston Galleria mall floods due to Houston storms
Damn man!! That's some serious shit
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #175 on: May 26, 2015, 02:17:21 PM »

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.
The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???
I did help get rid of s level 2 sex offender registered in Georga but not Florida.
Didn't like the competition?
Just low level competition for Dean-O
My wife says I'm a sex offender.  Everytime we have sex, she gets offended.
Better than Dean, sounds like he offended the Sex Offender, top that one.
I'm hoping the prostitute stays.
Or a least a quantity discount,  maybe buy three - get one free!
She (Barbara) says she has to lay low for awhile. I told her that's what got her in trouble to begin with. She found it funny. Asked if there was any cleaning she could do for a few bucks. I now have a cleaning lady coming in every two weeks to clean my trailer!
A prostitute coming over to clean in exchange for cash? I see this ending brilliantly.
what's wrong with getting his knob, cleaned and polished!
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #176 on: May 26, 2015, 02:17:42 PM »

Gonna bounce before the chatter goes back to beer. Hazzuh!
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #177 on: May 26, 2015, 02:20:14 PM »

Gonna bounce before the chatter goes back to beer. Hazzuh!
take care LTG....
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #178 on: May 26, 2015, 02:20:27 PM »

Gonna bounce before the chatter goes back to beer. Hazzuh!
Later, Dave.   And Scott.
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #179 on: May 26, 2015, 02:20:51 PM »

Gonna bounce before the chatter goes back to beer. Hazzuh!
take care LTG....
How goes it, Flip?
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