I need some cigars that repel mosquito's and flies.
Ask BD for some Moontrances. You might choke along with the mosquitoes and flies, though.
But they also repel your man card.
Indeed. Wasn't that what NotJohn was smoking at the house herf in PA? I think you lit it for her, you chivalrous bastige.
Yes, Miss NotJohn had one.
When a man has a flame at the ready, he often gets to use it.
(or so Dean told me)