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[Travellin Dave]

Just got back from picking up Figment from doggie spa.

He'll be happy to have familiar trees to pee on. Hopefully, you don't feel the same way.

Not necessarily trees, but familiar pee spots are good.

[Travellin Dave]

Page 3!

[Travellin Dave]

and...

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos.

[razgueado]

Today’s Birthdays:

Artist Edward Ruscha is 87.
Actor Liv Ullmann is 86.
CBS news correspondent Lesley Stahl is 83.
Pop singer Benny Andersson (ABBA) is 78.
Rock singer-musician Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top) is 75.
Actor Benjamin Bratt is 61.
 Filmmaker James Mangold is 61.
Actor-comedian JB Smoove is 59.
Actor Miranda Otto is 57.
Actor Krysten Ritter is 43.
Actor Theo James is 40.
Actor Anna Popplewell is 36.
Actor Stephan James is 31.

Seven.

Timing is critical here.  Until yesterday I would have known James Mangold only by name.  But yesterday I was watching clips pertaining to "A Complete Unknown," a film I'm looking forward to seeing, and I saw him interviewed. 

[LuvTooGolf]

Currently at the house waiting for estimate #2. No one can actually do the installation before tomorrow anyway. We'll be spending another night at the hotel.

I'll do my low, low price dance for you.

The first quote was $9K.

My dance can do better than that.

Let's hope your dance can do 0% financing as well.

You might be asking too much of the dance, but I will endeavor to do my best.

You're gonna need a new dance. Second quote came in at $14,500.

Good fucking lord. Did you tell them you didn't need it plated in gold?

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning, muchachos.

Afternoon, Page3Raz.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Today’s Birthdays:

Artist Edward Ruscha is 87.
Actor Liv Ullmann is 86.
CBS news correspondent Lesley Stahl is 83.
Pop singer Benny Andersson (ABBA) is 78.
Rock singer-musician Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top) is 75.
Actor Benjamin Bratt is 61.
 Filmmaker James Mangold is 61.
Actor-comedian JB Smoove is 59.
Actor Miranda Otto is 57.
Actor Krysten Ritter is 43.
Actor Theo James is 40.
Actor Anna Popplewell is 36.
Actor Stephan James is 31.

Todays Over/Under is 2

Six.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos.

Howdy, Bret.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Currently at the house waiting for estimate #2. No one can actually do the installation before tomorrow anyway. We'll be spending another night at the hotel.

I'll do my low, low price dance for you.

The first quote was $9K.

My dance can do better than that.

Let's hope your dance can do 0% financing as well.

You might be asking too much of the dance, but I will endeavor to do my best.

You're gonna need a new dance. Second quote came in at $14,500.

Good fucking lord. Did you tell them you didn't need it plated in gold?

Fucking Biden!

[LuvTooGolf]

Currently at the house waiting for estimate #2. No one can actually do the installation before tomorrow anyway. We'll be spending another night at the hotel.

I'll do my low, low price dance for you.

The first quote was $9K.

My dance can do better than that.

Let's hope your dance can do 0% financing as well.

You might be asking too much of the dance, but I will endeavor to do my best.

You're gonna need a new dance. Second quote came in at $14,500.

Good fucking lord. Did you tell them you didn't need it plated in gold?

Fucking Biden!

Right!

[Travellin Dave]

NFL fines for week 14:

Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) – $45,020 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Rachaad White (Buccaneers) – $45,020 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Geno Stone (Bengals) – $22,511 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Trey Smith (Chiefs) – $18,881 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Ikem Ekwonu (Panthers) – $16,883 (Unnecessary Roughness, blindside block)
Darrell Taylor (Bears) – $16,883 (Roughing the Passer, blow to the head/neck)
Germaine Pratt (Bengals) – $16,883 (Unnecessary Roughness, hip-drop tackle)
Donovan Wilson (Cowboys) – $16,883 (Unnecessary Roughness, hip-drop tackle)
Josh Hines-Allen (Jaguars) – $16,883 (Roughing the Passer, body weight)
Dion Dawkins (Bills) – $14,069 (Unsportsmanlike Conduct, removal of the helmet)
Javon Kinlaw (Jets) – $11,817 (Unnecessary Roughness)
Joey Porter (Steelers) – $11,817 (Unnecessary Roughness, striking/kicking/kneeing)
Lorenzo Carter (Falcons) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)
Spencer Brown (Bills) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)
Josey Jewell (Panthers) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)
Calijah Kancey (Buccaneers) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, late hit)
Germain Ifedi (Browns) – $6,722 (Unnecessary Roughness, striking/kicking/kneeing)
Za’Darius Smith (Lions) – $6,722 (Roughing the Passer, blow to the head/neck)
JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) – $6,722 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Jackson Powers-Johnson (Raiders) – $8,856 (Unnecessary Roughness, blindside block)
Tre Hawkins (Giants) – $5,291 (Unnecessary Roughness, low block)
Chase Brown (Bengals) – $5,481 (Unsportsmanlike Conduct, illegal celebrations and vulgar acts)
Christian Mahogany (Lions) – $4,609 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)

How the hell do they arrive at these numbers?   

[LuvTooGolf]

NFL fines for week 14:

Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) – $45,020 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Rachaad White (Buccaneers) – $45,020 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Geno Stone (Bengals) – $22,511 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Trey Smith (Chiefs) – $18,881 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Ikem Ekwonu (Panthers) – $16,883 (Unnecessary Roughness, blindside block)
Darrell Taylor (Bears) – $16,883 (Roughing the Passer, blow to the head/neck)
Germaine Pratt (Bengals) – $16,883 (Unnecessary Roughness, hip-drop tackle)
Donovan Wilson (Cowboys) – $16,883 (Unnecessary Roughness, hip-drop tackle)
Josh Hines-Allen (Jaguars) – $16,883 (Roughing the Passer, body weight)
Dion Dawkins (Bills) – $14,069 (Unsportsmanlike Conduct, removal of the helmet)
Javon Kinlaw (Jets) – $11,817 (Unnecessary Roughness)
Joey Porter (Steelers) – $11,817 (Unnecessary Roughness, striking/kicking/kneeing)
Lorenzo Carter (Falcons) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)
Spencer Brown (Bills) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)
Josey Jewell (Panthers) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)
Calijah Kancey (Buccaneers) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, late hit)
Germain Ifedi (Browns) – $6,722 (Unnecessary Roughness, striking/kicking/kneeing)
Za’Darius Smith (Lions) – $6,722 (Roughing the Passer, blow to the head/neck)
JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) – $6,722 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Jackson Powers-Johnson (Raiders) – $8,856 (Unnecessary Roughness, blindside block)
Tre Hawkins (Giants) – $5,291 (Unnecessary Roughness, low block)
Chase Brown (Bengals) – $5,481 (Unsportsmanlike Conduct, illegal celebrations and vulgar acts)
Christian Mahogany (Lions) – $4,609 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)

How the hell do they arrive at these numbers?   

Must be some kind of percentage situation, since some of them are the same foul but vastly different amounts.

[LuvTooGolf]

NFL fines for week 14:

Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) – $45,020 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Rachaad White (Buccaneers) – $45,020 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Geno Stone (Bengals) – $22,511 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Trey Smith (Chiefs) – $18,881 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Ikem Ekwonu (Panthers) – $16,883 (Unnecessary Roughness, blindside block)
Darrell Taylor (Bears) – $16,883 (Roughing the Passer, blow to the head/neck)
Germaine Pratt (Bengals) – $16,883 (Unnecessary Roughness, hip-drop tackle)
Donovan Wilson (Cowboys) – $16,883 (Unnecessary Roughness, hip-drop tackle)
Josh Hines-Allen (Jaguars) – $16,883 (Roughing the Passer, body weight)
Dion Dawkins (Bills) – $14,069 (Unsportsmanlike Conduct, removal of the helmet)
Javon Kinlaw (Jets) – $11,817 (Unnecessary Roughness)
Joey Porter (Steelers) – $11,817 (Unnecessary Roughness, striking/kicking/kneeing)
Lorenzo Carter (Falcons) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)
Spencer Brown (Bills) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)
Josey Jewell (Panthers) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)
Calijah Kancey (Buccaneers) – $11,255 (Unnecessary Roughness, late hit)
Germain Ifedi (Browns) – $6,722 (Unnecessary Roughness, striking/kicking/kneeing)
Za’Darius Smith (Lions) – $6,722 (Roughing the Passer, blow to the head/neck)
JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) – $6,722 (Unnecessary Roughness, use of the helmet)
Jackson Powers-Johnson (Raiders) – $8,856 (Unnecessary Roughness, blindside block)
Tre Hawkins (Giants) – $5,291 (Unnecessary Roughness, low block)
Chase Brown (Bengals) – $5,481 (Unsportsmanlike Conduct, illegal celebrations and vulgar acts)
Christian Mahogany (Lions) – $4,609 (Unnecessary Roughness, facemask)

How the hell do they arrive at these numbers?   

Must be some kind of percentage situation, since some of them are the same foul but vastly different amounts.

And I'm sure the NFLPA had a say in it.

[LuvTooGolf]

Nearly grocery shopping time. Hazzuh!