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[A Friend of Charlie]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....


Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)

Collective nouns are interesting.

You been buying your cigars on the street in Downtown Miami these days?

DPG has a nice store on Calle Ocho and 13th Ave in downtown Miami.  Oh wait!  Were you talking about the 3 X 24s?

I was talking about on the strets not in the stores.

You have a problem with your "E" key?

[South Carolina Redfish]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....


Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)

Collective nouns are interesting.

So?

Oh, and good afternoon everyone!  OK, I'll STFU now.

Afternoon KC, no reason to do that nothing the rest of us say makes muchs sens either.

Or much sense either.

You almost got a GFY yesterday and I showed restraint but GFY today smartazz.

[Threebean]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....
Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)
Collective nouns are interesting.

You been buying your cigars on the street in Downtown Miami these days?

DPG has a nice store on Calle Ocho and 13th Ave in downtown Miami.  Oh wait!  Were you talking about the 3 X 24s?

I was talking about on the strets not in the stores.

You have a problem with your "E" key?

He must have put a round through his keyboard.

[A Friend of Charlie]

The replacements... Out with Joe, Scott and LTG and in with Mike and KC.  What's going on, gentlemen?

Oh, and Mr. Mayor. I just looked at the glass ashtray in the CFest swag bag.  It's nice enough, but it ain't no cigar ashtray. There are no leafs or pedals or WTF you call the cigar rests.  The "ledge" is only 3/8" wide.  Good luck balancing a cigar on that. Sheesh.

Haven't even opened the duffel yet.

[South Carolina Redfish]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....


Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)

Collective nouns are interesting.

You been buying your cigars on the street in Downtown Miami these days?

DPG has a nice store on Calle Ocho and 13th Ave in downtown Miami.  Oh wait!  Were you talking about the 3 X 24s?

I was talking about on the strets not in the stores.

You have a problem with your "E" key?

Actually I have a problem with this entire POS computer.   I can't see what I am typing because there is a time lag of about 3 seconds for every word before it appears on the screen. 

[BackyardSmoker]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....


Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)

Collective nouns are interesting.

So?

Oh, and good afternoon everyone!  OK, I'll STFU now.

No worries. Just a drove of asses here. Good afternoon to you.

[South Carolina Redfish]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....
Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)
Collective nouns are interesting.

You been buying your cigars on the street in Downtown Miami these days?

DPG has a nice store on Calle Ocho and 13th Ave in downtown Miami.  Oh wait!  Were you talking about the 3 X 24s?

I was talking about on the strets not in the stores.

You have a problem with your "E" key?

He must have put a round through his keyboard.

I need to

[South Carolina Redfish]

I really need to go home and have something in a beer can to drink and  a cigar, one more hour.

[BackyardSmoker]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....
Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)
Collective nouns are interesting.

You been buying your cigars on the street in Downtown Miami these days?

DPG has a nice store on Calle Ocho and 13th Ave in downtown Miami.  Oh wait!  Were you talking about the 3 X 24s?

I was talking about on the strets not in the stores.

You have a problem with your "E" key?

He must have put a round through his keyboard.

You know what they say about a round in a square hole... me neither. Don't give him any ideas though. Afternoon, Bean

[cigarbreath]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....
Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)
Collective nouns are interesting.

You been buying your cigars on the street in Downtown Miami these days?

DPG has a nice store on Calle Ocho and 13th Ave in downtown Miami.  Oh wait!  Were you talking about the 3 X 24s?

I was talking about on the strets not in the stores.

You have a problem with your "E" key?

He must have put a round through his keyboard.

I need to

Hard on the furniture and the brick-a-brack.

[cigarbreath]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....
Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)
Collective nouns are interesting.

You been buying your cigars on the street in Downtown Miami these days?

DPG has a nice store on Calle Ocho and 13th Ave in downtown Miami.  Oh wait!  Were you talking about the 3 X 24s?

I was talking about on the strets not in the stores.

You have a problem with your "E" key?

He must have put a round through his keyboard.

Them Texicans and "chooting" things.  Wait a minute, I'm a Texican by birth!

[BackyardSmoker]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....


Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)

Collective nouns are interesting.

You been buying your cigars on the street in Downtown Miami these days?

DPG has a nice store on Calle Ocho and 13th Ave in downtown Miami.  Oh wait!  Were you talking about the 3 X 24s?

I was talking about on the strets not in the stores.

You have a problem with your "E" key?

Actually I have a problem with this entire POS computer.   I can't see what I am typing because there is a time lag of about 3 seconds for every word before it appears on the screen.

If it were CG or Dad's computer, I could offer a couple reasons for the problems... sticky keys and all

[BackyardSmoker]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....
Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)
Collective nouns are interesting.

You been buying your cigars on the street in Downtown Miami these days?

DPG has a nice store on Calle Ocho and 13th Ave in downtown Miami.  Oh wait!  Were you talking about the 3 X 24s?

I was talking about on the strets not in the stores.

You have a problem with your "E" key?

He must have put a round through his keyboard.

I need to

Hard on the furniture and the brick-a-brack.

Yep. CG would definitely do that too.

[BackyardSmoker]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....
Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)
Collective nouns are interesting.

You been buying your cigars on the street in Downtown Miami these days?

DPG has a nice store on Calle Ocho and 13th Ave in downtown Miami.  Oh wait!  Were you talking about the 3 X 24s?

I was talking about on the strets not in the stores.

You have a problem with your "E" key?

He must have put a round through his keyboard.

Them Texicans and "chooting" things.  Wait a minute, I'm a Texican by birth!

Well, chit. Git ta chootin'!

[Threebean]

a bevy of beauties... like a tower of giraffes or flock of sheep  or a murder of crows....
Flip.....a stand of flamingoes--a siege of herons--a cackle of hyenas--a mob of kangaroos--a parliament of owls (my favorite)
Collective nouns are interesting.

You been buying your cigars on the street in Downtown Miami these days?

DPG has a nice store on Calle Ocho and 13th Ave in downtown Miami.  Oh wait!  Were you talking about the 3 X 24s?

I was talking about on the strets not in the stores.

You have a problem with your "E" key?

Actually I have a problem with this entire POS computer.   I can't see what I am typing because there is a time lag of about 3 seconds for every word before it appears on the screen.

That would be the NSA monitoring program.  Every word has to pass through their servers before you see it on your screen.  Nothing to worry about.  Just like the hijacking of the rest of the constitution, you'll get used to it.  Comrade.