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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #195 on: April 27, 2015, 12:53:14 PM »

Back in the house, was working on a project for the warden - her birthday tomorrow.

A matching humidor?
Nah, she already has a coffin for me :)  A jewelry holder, that's wall mounted.  Some hoops for necklaces and a bar(dowel rod) for earrings
Tie a ribbon around your dowel rod, tell her happy birthday.
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box...

HAha! This one and On a Boat are two of my favorites.
Have you seen 'The Golden Rule'?  Lady Gaga does it with JT and AS, it's about how dudes 'shouldn't touch' during a 3some...that's my favorite one

Yes. Funny sh!t... and since we're linking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #196 on: April 27, 2015, 01:08:12 PM »

Morning, all. What's CFestivus?  :P
Morning BS

Morning, Bugs... wait, that kinda sounds contagious.
Yeah I can put some termites in an envelope and mail them to you

Thanks, but the carpenter bees are doing just fine this year. My backhand is really shaping up.
I get those too but haven't seen any yet.  They sure love my kids' playset.
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #197 on: April 27, 2015, 01:10:36 PM »

Back in the house, was working on a project for the warden - her birthday tomorrow.

A matching humidor?
Nah, she already has a coffin for me :)  A jewelry holder, that's wall mounted.  Some hoops for necklaces and a bar(dowel rod) for earrings
Tie a ribbon around your dowel rod, tell her happy birthday.
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box...

HAha! This one and On a Boat are two of my favorites.
Have you seen 'The Golden Rule'?  Lady Gaga does it with JT and AS, it's about how dudes 'shouldn't touch' during a 3some...that's my favorite one

Yes. Funny sh!t... and since we're linking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM
That came out my Sr Year of college, played that song so many damn times!  ;D
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #198 on: April 27, 2015, 01:11:18 PM »

Back in the house, was working on a project for the warden - her birthday tomorrow.

A matching humidor?
Nah, she already has a coffin for me :)  A jewelry holder, that's wall mounted.  Some hoops for necklaces and a bar(dowel rod) for earrings
Tie a ribbon around your dowel rod, tell her happy birthday.
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box...

HAha! This one and On a Boat are two of my favorites.
Have you seen 'The Golden Rule'?  Lady Gaga does it with JT and AS, it's about how dudes 'shouldn't touch' during a 3some...that's my favorite one
Gonna have to look that one up later. Jizzed in my pants is probably my second fave, behind dick in a box.
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #199 on: April 27, 2015, 01:21:51 PM »

Back in the house, was working on a project for the warden - her birthday tomorrow.
you making her a cigar rest too? or custom fitted shoe trees?
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #200 on: April 27, 2015, 01:27:15 PM »

Back in the house, was working on a project for the warden - her birthday tomorrow.
you making her a cigar rest too? or custom fitted shoe trees?
Dildo rest?
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #201 on: April 27, 2015, 01:27:23 PM »

Back in the house, was working on a project for the warden - her birthday tomorrow.

A matching humidor?
Nah, she already has a coffin for me :)  A jewelry holder, that's wall mounted.  Some hoops for necklaces and a bar(dowel rod) for earrings
Tie a ribbon around your dowel rod, tell her happy birthday.
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box...

HAha! This one and On a Boat are two of my favorites.
Have you seen 'The Golden Rule'?  Lady Gaga does it with JT and AS, it's about how dudes 'shouldn't touch' during a 3some...that's my favorite one
Just watched it. Amazing.
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #202 on: April 27, 2015, 01:38:18 PM »

got to get back to unpacking...
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #203 on: April 27, 2015, 01:41:42 PM »

So Texas is a red state and Ohio is blue?  Who'dathunkit?
Well, we do have a Republican governor. So there's that. Lol
Yeah and a  "RINO Republican" drunk congressman serving as Speaker.
You guys can keep Boner if you want.
I'm trying to get a good turn-out for the CF herf/bbq so let's not tell everyone it's Democratic National Committee fundraiser just yet.
Good idea, we'll spring it on them after the fish course.
That reminds me, don't forget to bring the quinoa.
Packed it with the lentils and hummus.
So much for appetite.
Hummus doesn't look much different coming or going...
LMAO
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #204 on: April 27, 2015, 01:43:22 PM »

Back in the house, was working on a project for the warden - her birthday tomorrow.

A matching humidor?
Nah, she already has a coffin for me :)  A jewelry holder, that's wall mounted.  Some hoops for necklaces and a bar(dowel rod) for earrings
Tie a ribbon around your dowel rod, tell her happy birthday.
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box...
Step 2:  Show her your Woody and tell  her happy birthday.
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #205 on: April 27, 2015, 01:44:00 PM »

In my office now, quiet here!    3-5 days termites should be dead.
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #206 on: April 27, 2015, 01:44:41 PM »

Back in the house, was working on a project for the warden - her birthday tomorrow.
you making her a cigar rest too? or custom fitted shoe trees?
Dildo rest?
You've uncovered a whole new market!
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #207 on: April 27, 2015, 01:53:48 PM »

Back in the house, was working on a project for the warden - her birthday tomorrow.

A matching humidor?
Nah, she already has a coffin for me :)  A jewelry holder, that's wall mounted.  Some hoops for necklaces and a bar(dowel rod) for earrings
Tie a ribbon around your dowel rod, tell her happy birthday.
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box...

HAha! This one and On a Boat are two of my favorites.
Have you seen 'The Golden Rule'?  Lady Gaga does it with JT and AS, it's about how dudes 'shouldn't touch' during a 3some...that's my favorite one
Just watched it. Amazing.
That song has the most epic lyrics to me - gets better every time you listen to it.
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #208 on: April 27, 2015, 01:54:15 PM »

In my office now, quiet here!    3-5 days termites should be dead.
Little commie bastiges!
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #209 on: April 27, 2015, 01:54:32 PM »

Back in the house, was working on a project for the warden - her birthday tomorrow.
you making her a cigar rest too? or custom fitted shoe trees?
Dildo rest?
You've uncovered a whole new market!
LALTS
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