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Threebean

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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #90 on: April 27, 2015, 08:54:09 AM »

Good morning Dean, Tony, Dave(s), biebs, Chip.   Sorry to hear you did have to bail, TxDave.  I don't have a Ted Cruz sticker but do believe I can scrounge up a "If you ain't Texan, you ain't shit" sticker for LTG's car.
Works for me, Nate's driving. Morning, Mark.
Haha, perfect
And he's not even driving his car, he's taking his mom's, since his has a fan belt issue, and he doesn't trust it on the long journey. Big surprise for momma when we get back. Lol
Will have to go to plan B.  If at some point I slap you on the back a few times, it's just me being friendly, that's all.
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Threebean

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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #91 on: April 27, 2015, 08:55:02 AM »

Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Pound down a couple of beers, problem solved. 
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #92 on: April 27, 2015, 08:55:21 AM »

Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Think of baseball, or something like that. Morning, fellow commie.
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #93 on: April 27, 2015, 08:55:35 AM »

Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Morning CG, don't try "hard" let it relax first then should flow.
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #94 on: April 27, 2015, 08:56:17 AM »

Good morning Dean, Tony, Dave(s), biebs, Chip.   Sorry to hear you did have to bail, TxDave.  I don't have a Ted Cruz sticker but do believe I can scrounge up a "If you ain't Texan, you ain't shit" sticker for LTG's car.
Works for me, Nate's driving. Morning, Mark.
Haha, perfect
And he's not even driving his car, he's taking his mom's, since his has a fan belt issue, and he doesn't trust it on the long journey. Big surprise for momma when we get back. Lol
Will have to go to plan B.  If at some point I slap you on the back a few times, it's just me being friendly, that's all.
I already had to listen to Ted Nugent a couple of years ago at a CF bonfire, nothing you say or do to me will be any worse. Haha.
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #95 on: April 27, 2015, 08:57:35 AM »


Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Pound down a couple of beers, problem solved.
Bingo! Morning Mark
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #96 on: April 27, 2015, 08:58:11 AM »


Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Think of baseball, or something like that. Morning, fellow commie.
Good morning sir. I think it's the urge to shit that's throwing me off
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #97 on: April 27, 2015, 08:58:27 AM »


Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Morning CG, don't try "hard" let it relax first then should flow.
Howdy Tex!
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #98 on: April 27, 2015, 09:00:39 AM »


Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Think of baseball, or something like that. Morning, fellow commie.
Good morning sir. I think it's the urge to shit that's throwing me off
To-may-do, to-mah-do. This new company have smoking restrictions?
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #99 on: April 27, 2015, 09:03:41 AM »

Good morning Dean, Tony, Dave(s), biebs, Chip.   Sorry to hear you did have to bail, TxDave.  I don't have a Ted Cruz sticker but do believe I can scrounge up a "If you ain't Texan, you ain't shit" sticker for LTG's car.
Works for me, Nate's driving. Morning, Mark.
Haha, perfect
And he's not even driving his car, he's taking his mom's, since his has a fan belt issue, and he doesn't trust it on the long journey. Big surprise for momma when we get back. Lol
Will have to go to plan B.  If at some point I slap you on the back a few times, it's just me being friendly, that's all.
I already had to listen to Ted Nugent a couple of years ago at a CF bonfire, nothing you say or do to me will be any worse. Haha.
True story
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Threebean

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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #100 on: April 27, 2015, 09:06:12 AM »


Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Think of baseball, or something like that. Morning, fellow commie.
Good morning sir. I think it's the urge to shit that's throwing me off
Then you'll be exceeding expectations.  Good start! 
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #101 on: April 27, 2015, 09:17:41 AM »



Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Think of baseball, or something like that. Morning, fellow commie.
Good morning sir. I think it's the urge to shit that's throwing me off
To-may-do, to-mah-do. This new company have smoking restrictions?
They better not I don't believe so, treading lightly right now tho on the smoking
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #102 on: April 27, 2015, 09:18:59 AM »


Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Think of baseball, or something like that. Morning, fellow commie.
Good morning sir. I think it's the urge to shit that's throwing me off
Why not throw in a bonus stool sample?
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #103 on: April 27, 2015, 09:19:39 AM »


Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Think of baseball, or something like that. Morning, fellow commie.
Good morning sir. I think it's the urge to shit that's throwing me off
Then you'll be exceeding expectations.  Good start!
Exactly what I was thinking.  Good morning, Mark.
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Re: 4/27/2015
« Reply #104 on: April 27, 2015, 09:20:26 AM »



Preemployment health screen...trying to find the urge to pee!
Think of baseball, or something like that. Morning, fellow commie.
Good morning sir. I think it's the urge to shit that's throwing me off
Why not throw in a bonus stool sample?
No blood test, so that's a major win. Just urine
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