Keep Austin Weird - if you ever heard that it is an official City Slogan and the most successful attempt at reality in history.
Went to get a new battery in my watch at lunch and when I returned to the parking lot right here in the middle of Downtown there stood a female, early to mid 20's in age, with nothing on but a pair of black panties. Then she bent over pulled a dress out of her bag and put it on. Unfortunately it was a sight I had rather not seen, only the not real Dean might have appreciated it.