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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #240 on: April 17, 2015, 04:47:21 PM »

Holy workaference, Batman. I need to get up outta here... Don't they know it's FRIDAY!
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Sure as hell don't know it here.  They're working me like it's a Monday.  Phuc.
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #241 on: April 17, 2015, 05:00:25 PM »

Holy workaference, Batman. I need to get up outta here... Don't they know it's FRIDAY!
Just choot 'em.

Those suckers in cubicle city are quick. They bob up and down like a damn wack-a-mole game... I would give it a try, but I remember something being frowned upon by HR. Don't want to take any chances since the weekend's almost here anyway.
  Yeah, never go postal on Friday.

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Birds a-Chirpin'
and Brass a-Flyin
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #242 on: April 17, 2015, 05:01:17 PM »

Well, boys Imma make a run for it. Have a great weekend when you get your shot to start it!
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #243 on: April 17, 2015, 05:04:09 PM »

LOUISVILLE, Ky. –  Kentucky authorities appear close to revealing details about a possible theft ring accused of siphoning bourbon from at least two whiskey makers.

Franklin County Commonwealth's Attorney Larry Cleveland says his office plans to present the case to a grand jury in Frankfort, Kentucky, on Tuesday.

The prosecutor said Friday he expects multiple indictments in the whodunit mystery in the world's bourbon-making hub.

Cleveland says the volume of stolen whiskey is more than anyone could drink in a lifetime.

So far, one person has been arrested after authorities recovered a handful of heavy barrels of Wild Turkey bourbon taken from a Kentucky warehouse.

Authorities won't say whether the Wild Turkey heist is connected with the theft of pricey Pappy Van Winkle bourbon and rye whiskey two years ago.
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #244 on: April 17, 2015, 05:04:32 PM »

Well, boys Imma make a run for it. Have a great weekend when you get your shot to start it!
Have a good weekend B.S.
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #245 on: April 17, 2015, 05:42:04 PM »

Holy workaference, Batman. I need to get up outta here... Don't they know it's FRIDAY!
20 more minutes.  effectively, i'm done for the day, they just haven't unchained me from the desk yet.

Same here. Just burning the last few minutes with ya'll. Sorry if I neglected to say hello to you earlier, Sammy. Bastiges ripped right out of my office with no forewarning.
No worries here!  in fact, I'm outa here!  Got a HC Red Corojo Toro for the ride home!  you all have a great weekend!
Later, Sam.  I'm gonna find a cigar to smoke too.
I know you are not going home this early :(
I didn't.  FUCK!  I'm gonna head out now and missed my opportunity for a smoke.  I'll have one later this evening from the front stoop perhaps.  See yuz.
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #246 on: April 17, 2015, 05:59:56 PM »

Holy workaference, Batman. I need to get up outta here... Don't they know it's FRIDAY!
20 more minutes.  effectively, i'm done for the day, they just haven't unchained me from the desk yet.

Same here. Just burning the last few minutes with ya'll. Sorry if I neglected to say hello to you earlier, Sammy. Bastiges ripped right out of my office with no forewarning.
No worries here!  in fact, I'm outa here!  Got a HC Red Corojo Toro for the ride home!  you all have a great weekend!
Later, Sam.  I'm gonna find a cigar to smoke too.
I know you are not going home this early :(
I didn't.  FUCK!  I'm gonna head out now and missed my opportunity for a smoke.  I'll have one later this evening from the front stoop perhaps.  See yuz.
Bye, long-gone Tony.
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #247 on: April 17, 2015, 06:25:15 PM »

We have to make it to 18.
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #248 on: April 17, 2015, 06:26:14 PM »

Gwyneth Paltrow failed in her attempt to live on a food-stamps budget for a week.  She made it four days.  This proves there's something wrong with this country, but I'm not sure exactly what.
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #249 on: April 17, 2015, 06:27:13 PM »

WalMart closed stores in 5 states due to plumbing problems. 

Actually, the reporters misunderstood.  There weren't plumbing problems, the stores were just full of shit.
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #250 on: April 17, 2015, 06:27:34 PM »

does this help?
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #251 on: April 17, 2015, 06:28:27 PM »

Johnny Manziel apologized to the Cleveland Browns and their fans...all three of them.
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #252 on: April 17, 2015, 06:28:28 PM »

WalMart closed stores in 5 states due to plumbing problems. 

Actually, the reporters misunderstood.  There weren't plumbing problems, the stores were just full of shit.
Nice!  Actually rings true!
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #253 on: April 17, 2015, 06:29:33 PM »



Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

George Carlin
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #254 on: April 17, 2015, 06:30:06 PM »

 One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
George Carlin
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