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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #195 on: April 07, 2015, 12:03:12 PM »

Big Ass Decision, got to either buy a fuk'n lawnmower or find a new yard man.........  needs mowing this week so not too long to think about it.
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #196 on: April 07, 2015, 12:03:27 PM »

Tex and I were talking about BB King last night.  Today, King has been hospitalized in Las Vegas. 

So...tonight Tex and I will be talking extensively about Barak Obama.
Oh damn.  Now this site is on the list.
Damn right cause we will be discussing his great accomplishments and honoring his presence.
Definitely gonna get past 18 pages then.
Easily 18 for sure, if you wish to stick around late and particpate the first topic will be:

1) How well he fuct up the entire health care system.
But not without help from Corporate America.  What time are we getting started?
We'll have mercy on those who don't wish to participate and start it at the afternoon lull when people start to leave.

And you are Corporate America, Mr. Mayor...as are most - likely all - members of this forum.
Well, not Yellowstar...
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #197 on: April 07, 2015, 12:04:44 PM »

This message is to inform you that you have been outbid on
Jericho Hill OBS 5pk (Yankee Auction #1299721).

Your $14.50 bid was topped by "jswaykos" with a bid of $14.55
Let's kick his ass.
Cost me $.06 total, bastidge!

I don't see anywhere saying I "won". Hmm. Maybe takes a minute or so to update? I got your six cents right here...
I haven't gotten the "winning bid" email either...the fix is in!
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #198 on: April 07, 2015, 12:04:51 PM »

Big Ass Decision, got to either buy a fuk'n lawnmower or find a new yard man.........  needs mowing this week so not too long to think about it.
I vote for the yard man.  You're going to need someone to keep in in top shape when you put it on the market next year.  Good to establish that relationship now.
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #199 on: April 07, 2015, 12:05:07 PM »

Tex and I were talking about BB King last night.  Today, King has been hospitalized in Las Vegas. 

So...tonight Tex and I will be talking extensively about Barak Obama.
Oh damn.  Now this site is on the list.
Damn right cause we will be discussing his great accomplishments and honoring his presence.
Definitely gonna get past 18 pages then.
Easily 18 for sure, if you wish to stick around late and particpate the first topic will be:

1) How well he fuct up the entire health care system.
I'm guessing the 11 million people who were able to get coverage, and the people who couldn't be declined because of previous medical issues, would love to hear how he fucked it up.
Yeah and the 100 or so of us left to pay for it are getting a bit restless.
That's how the other half feels about the $4 trillion we left in Iraq.
Tiny price to pay for protecting you against the WMD.
LALTS
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #200 on: April 07, 2015, 12:05:30 PM »

Tex and I were talking about BB King last night.  Today, King has been hospitalized in Las Vegas. 

So...tonight Tex and I will be talking extensively about Barak Obama.
Oh damn.  Now this site is on the list.
Damn right cause we will be discussing his great accomplishments and honoring his presence.
Definitely gonna get past 18 pages then.
Easily 18 for sure, if you wish to stick around late and particpate the first topic will be:

1) How well he fuct up the entire health care system.
But not without help from Corporate America.  What time are we getting started?
We'll have mercy on those who don't wish to participate and start it at the afternoon lull when people start to leave.

And you are Corporate America, Mr. Mayor...as are most - likely all - members of this forum.
Well, not Yellowstar...
Oof.
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #201 on: April 07, 2015, 12:05:37 PM »

Big Ass Decision, got to either buy a fuk'n lawnmower or find a new yard man.........  needs mowing this week so not too long to think about it.
Find a yard man, more time to drink and smoke
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #202 on: April 07, 2015, 12:05:41 PM »

Dave's in for tonight. Sauce is in for tonight. Guess who's being a little bitch again and already setting up excuses??
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #203 on: April 07, 2015, 12:05:59 PM »

Big Ass Decision, got to either buy a fuk'n lawnmower or find a new yard man.........  needs mowing this week so not too long to think about it.
I vote for the yard man.  You're going to need someone to keep in in top shape when you put it on the market next year.  Good to establish that relationship now.
Valid point but it looks better when I do it myself.   
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #204 on: April 07, 2015, 12:06:24 PM »

Big Ass Decision, got to either buy a fuk'n lawnmower or find a new yard man.........  needs mowing this week so not too long to think about it.
Find a yard man, more time to drink and smoke
Now that makes good sense.
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #205 on: April 07, 2015, 12:06:46 PM »

This message is to inform you that you have been outbid on
Jericho Hill OBS 5pk (Yankee Auction #1299721).

Your $14.50 bid was topped by "jswaykos" with a bid of $14.55
Let's kick his ass.
Cost me $.06 total, bastidge!

I don't see anywhere saying I "won". Hmm. Maybe takes a minute or so to update? I got your six cents right here...
I haven't gotten the "winning bid" email either...the fix is in!

What a scam.
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #206 on: April 07, 2015, 12:07:03 PM »

Technology has finally given us what we need....10 minute poop warning device!

http://www.mtv.com/news/2096398/poo-predicting-device
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #207 on: April 07, 2015, 12:08:18 PM »

Tex and I were talking about BB King last night.  Today, King has been hospitalized in Las Vegas. 

So...tonight Tex and I will be talking extensively about Barak Obama.
Oh damn.  Now this site is on the list.
Damn right cause we will be discussing his great accomplishments and honoring his presence.
Definitely gonna get past 18 pages then.
Easily 18 for sure, if you wish to stick around late and particpate the first topic will be:

1) How well he fuct up the entire health care system.
But not without help from Corporate America.  What time are we getting started?
We'll have mercy on those who don't wish to participate and start it at the afternoon lull when people start to leave.

And you are Corporate America, Mr. Mayor...as are most - likely all - members of this forum.
Well, not Yellowstar...
Did he lose his retirement fund when he lost his job?

I shouldn't be surprised...
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #208 on: April 07, 2015, 12:08:24 PM »

Technology has finally given us what we need....10 minute poop warning device!

http://www.mtv.com/news/2096398/poo-predicting-device
Good thing to have when you are out fishing.
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Re: 4/7/2015
« Reply #209 on: April 07, 2015, 12:08:58 PM »

Tex and I were talking about BB King last night.  Today, King has been hospitalized in Las Vegas. 

So...tonight Tex and I will be talking extensively about Barak Obama.
Oh damn.  Now this site is on the list.
Damn right cause we will be discussing his great accomplishments and honoring his presence.
Definitely gonna get past 18 pages then.
Easily 18 for sure, if you wish to stick around late and particpate the first topic will be:

1) How well he fuct up the entire health care system.
But not without help from Corporate America.  What time are we getting started?
We'll have mercy on those who don't wish to participate and start it at the afternoon lull when people start to leave.

And you are Corporate America, Mr. Mayor...as are most - likely all - members of this forum.
Well, not Yellowstar...
Did he lose his retirement fund when he lost his job?

I shouldn't be surprised...
Where is the little bastard anyway????
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