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[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, gents. I got home yesterday without being puked upon. Let's hope today is as successful.

I like the probability of success due to the low expectations, morning Tony

We getting together next week, Scotty?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Fish.

Almost acting like Dean this morning, just need the cigar and an itinerary

....and a boat, and breakfast and an entourage.

Got a boat right outside the window was 82 yesterday wanted to roll it out.  Deans life has gotten way to complicated for me, just one thing at a time and just finished breakfast.  Next up at 10 is Bath & Body Works with Warden to pick up things for welcome baskets for our female relatives. I already got the gents fixed up with some custom oyster knives.

Damn, dragging you to Bath & Body Works.....pure torture.

Oh no, there is an Orvis store right by it and I will go there.   

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Fish.

Almost acting like Dean this morning, just need the cigar and an itinerary

....and a boat, and breakfast and an entourage.

Got a boat right outside the window was 82 yesterday wanted to roll it out.  Deans life has gotten way to complicated for me, just one thing at a time and just finished breakfast.  Next up at 10 is Bath & Body Works with Warden to pick up things for welcome baskets for our female relatives. I already got the gents fixed up with some custom oyster knives.

Damn, dragging you to Bath & Body Works.....pure torture.

No schitt. Guess he can wait outside the store on a bench and steal furtive glances (stares) at the young lady shoppers.

And I have plenty of practice at that game.

[Travellin Dave]

TxDave, sorry for my ignorance and laziness (damn, sounds like I'm talking to the warden), but who is getting married?

My son is getting married Saturday in Myrtle Beach.

Cool!  Enjoy the party.  Stay out of the ice fishing bunkhouse.

LOL no ice fishing for me.  I have been instructed not to enjoy the party or the bridesmaids.   

Well then, you have your banter marching orders to enjoy the shit out of both!

Indeed!  Keep your hands out of your crotch and you'll be fine.

Just store it all in the "spank-bank" 

Do you mean Shaun's Melamine jar?

[Travellin Dave]

Good morning, gents. I got home yesterday without being puked upon. Let's hope today is as successful.

Good to set realistic goals for the day.

I wasn't always this wise. Good morning, NJDave.

We do pick up a thing or two as we go along, in spite of popular opinion.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning Fish.

Almost acting like Dean this morning, just need the cigar and an itinerary

....and a boat, and breakfast and an entourage.

Got a boat right outside the window was 82 yesterday wanted to roll it out.  Deans life has gotten way to complicated for me, just one thing at a time and just finished breakfast.  Next up at 10 is Bath & Body Works with Warden to pick up things for welcome baskets for our female relatives. I already got the gents fixed up with some custom oyster knives.

Damn, dragging you to Bath & Body Works.....pure torture.

No schitt. Guess he can wait outside the store on a bench and steal furtive glances (stares) at the young lady shoppers.

And I have plenty of practice at that game.

BD?  Is that you?

[South Carolina Redfish]

TxDave, sorry for my ignorance and laziness (damn, sounds like I'm talking to the warden), but who is getting married?

My son is getting married Saturday in Myrtle Beach.

Cool!  Enjoy the party.  Stay out of the ice fishing bunkhouse.

LOL no ice fishing for me.  I have been instructed not to enjoy the party or the bridesmaids.   

Well then, you have your banter marching orders to enjoy the shit out of both!

Indeed!  Keep your hands out of your crotch and you'll be fine.

Just store it all in the "spank-bank" 

Do you mean Shaun's Melamine jar?

LMFAO that is what it sounds like to me

[CigarGuy87]

Good morning gents!

Morning Shaun. While you're home can you bang out a few more cigar rests and send them my way? Thanks in advance 

You didn't specify your wood.

Exactly - might have to send him a nice purple heart one

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Fish.

Almost acting like Dean this morning, just need the cigar and an itinerary

....and a boat, and breakfast and an entourage.

Got a boat right outside the window was 82 yesterday wanted to roll it out.  Deans life has gotten way to complicated for me, just one thing at a time and just finished breakfast.  Next up at 10 is Bath & Body Works with Warden to pick up things for welcome baskets for our female relatives. I already got the gents fixed up with some custom oyster knives.

Damn, dragging you to Bath & Body Works.....pure torture.

No schitt. Guess he can wait outside the store on a bench and steal furtive glances (stares) at the young lady shoppers.

And I have plenty of practice at that game.

BD?  Is that you?

BD in training

[CigarGuy87]

TxDave, sorry for my ignorance and laziness (damn, sounds like I'm talking to the warden), but who is getting married?

My son is getting married Saturday in Myrtle Beach.

Cool!  Enjoy the party.  Stay out of the ice fishing bunkhouse.

LOL no ice fishing for me.  I have been instructed not to enjoy the party or the bridesmaids.   

Well then, you have your banter marching orders to enjoy the shit out of both!

Indeed!  Keep your hands out of your crotch and you'll be fine.

Just store it all in the "spank-bank" 

Do you mean Shaun's Melamine jar?

LMFAO that is what it sounds like to me

No, that's a 'spunk bank', not a 'spank bank' - geez guys, get it right!   

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning gents!

Morning Shaun. While you're home can you bang out a few more cigar rests and send them my way? Thanks in advance 

You didn't specify your wood.

Exactly - might have to send him a nice purple heart one

Shaun got a Woody for the Purple Fish?

[sfish]

TxDave, sorry for my ignorance and laziness (damn, sounds like I'm talking to the warden), but who is getting married?

My son is getting married Saturday in Myrtle Beach.

Cool!  Enjoy the party.  Stay out of the ice fishing bunkhouse.

LOL no ice fishing for me.  I have been instructed not to enjoy the party or the bridesmaids.   

Well then, you have your banter marching orders to enjoy the shit out of both!

Indeed!  Keep your hands out of your crotch and you'll be fine.

Just store it all in the "spank-bank" 

Do you mean Shaun's Melamine jar?

I just threw up

[South Carolina Redfish]

Father of the Bride is up polishing the get-a-way car for the second time in 2 days.  Man is a wreck.

[sfish]

Good morning gents!

Morning Shaun. While you're home can you bang out a few more cigar rests and send them my way? Thanks in advance 

You could at least offer to pay for them. The man needs some dough!

The details of our deal needn't concern you

[South Carolina Redfish]

TxDave, sorry for my ignorance and laziness (damn, sounds like I'm talking to the warden), but who is getting married?

My son is getting married Saturday in Myrtle Beach.

Cool!  Enjoy the party.  Stay out of the ice fishing bunkhouse.

LOL no ice fishing for me.  I have been instructed not to enjoy the party or the bridesmaids.   

Well then, you have your banter marching orders to enjoy the shit out of both!

Indeed!  Keep your hands out of your crotch and you'll be fine.

Just store it all in the "spank-bank" 

Do you mean Shaun's Melamine jar?

I just threw up

Hope you feel better.