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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #225 on: March 09, 2015, 01:23:44 PM »

Just got an e-mail from Firestone for a $20 oil change. lol
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #226 on: March 09, 2015, 01:27:35 PM »

Just got an e-mail from Firestone for a $20 oil change. lol
high milage cars, and those requiring synthetic oil, slightly higher?
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #227 on: March 09, 2015, 01:28:15 PM »

sorry my computer here at work, went off into the weeds,
had to restart it... >:(
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #228 on: March 09, 2015, 01:29:27 PM »

sorry my computer here at work, went off into the weeds,
had to restart it... >:(
Lucky you , I have had to restart mine 3 times today already. >:(
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #229 on: March 09, 2015, 01:31:18 PM »



At the car dealership, thankfully just an oil change
You'd think you could handle this yourself with all the time you have on your hands now.
GFY! I'd rather have a professional do this sort of stuff.
put the car up on ramps, catch old oil in a pan, take off old oil filter,
use a touch of the old oil on the new oil filter gasket, screw on the new filter
replace the oil drain plug, pour in the new oil.
back car off ramps - DO NOT Drive FORWARD.  All done.
tools needed, socket set or crescent wrench, correct oil filter wrench,
two ramps, used oil tub.  I taught my 14 year old daughter how to do this....
Well, I feel like a failure now
Only just now?  Wow, you really are retarded.  No offense to the mentally challenged, of course.
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #230 on: March 09, 2015, 01:33:36 PM »



At the car dealership, thankfully just an oil change
You'd think you could handle this yourself with all the time you have on your hands now.
GFY! I'd rather have a professional do this sort of stuff.
put the car up on ramps, catch old oil in a pan, take off old oil filter,
use a touch of the old oil on the new oil filter gasket, screw on the new filter
replace the oil drain plug, pour in the new oil.
back car off ramps - DO NOT Drive FORWARD.  All done.
tools needed, socket set or crescent wrench, correct oil filter wrench,
two ramps, used oil tub.  I taught my 14 year old daughter how to do this....
Well, I feel like a failure now
Only just now?  Wow, you really are retarded.  No offense to the mentally challenged, of course.
Hey! HEY! It's not Tuesday, dammit.  Leave him alone.
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flip from jersey

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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #231 on: March 09, 2015, 01:35:14 PM »

I just noticed that I have 529 unread work emails, since Friday at 4:45 pm.
might want to pay attention to that screen for a few minutes.
what do you think...
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #232 on: March 09, 2015, 01:35:55 PM »



At the car dealership, thankfully just an oil change
You'd think you could handle this yourself with all the time you have on your hands now.
GFY! I'd rather have a professional do this sort of stuff.
put the car up on ramps, catch old oil in a pan, take off old oil filter,
use a touch of the old oil on the new oil filter gasket, screw on the new filter
replace the oil drain plug, pour in the new oil.
back car off ramps - DO NOT Drive FORWARD.  All done.
tools needed, socket set or crescent wrench, correct oil filter wrench,
two ramps, used oil tub.  I taught my 14 year old daughter how to do this....
Well, I feel like a failure now
Only just now?  Wow, you really are retarded.  No offense to the mentally challenged, of course.
Hey! HEY! It's not Tuesday, dammit.  Leave him alone.
yeah, wait till he gets a new job, then you can kick him.....
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #233 on: March 09, 2015, 01:38:04 PM »



At the car dealership, thankfully just an oil change
You'd think you could handle this yourself with all the time you have on your hands now.
GFY! I'd rather have a professional do this sort of stuff.
put the car up on ramps, catch old oil in a pan, take off old oil filter,
use a touch of the old oil on the new oil filter gasket, screw on the new filter
replace the oil drain plug, pour in the new oil.
back car off ramps - DO NOT Drive FORWARD.  All done.
tools needed, socket set or crescent wrench, correct oil filter wrench,
two ramps, used oil tub.  I taught my 14 year old daughter how to do this....
Well, I feel like a failure now
Only just now?  Wow, you really are retarded.  No offense to the mentally challenged, of course.
Hey! HEY! It's not Tuesday, dammit.  Leave him alone.
yeah, wait till he gets a new job, then you can kick him.....
Well, let's not get carried away here.  We can't indulge the pup of the group too much.  Just kick him twice tomorrow.
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #234 on: March 09, 2015, 01:41:00 PM »

Just got an e-mail from Firestone for a $20 oil change. lol
high milage cars, and those requiring synthetic oil, slightly higher?
That's the one!
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #235 on: March 09, 2015, 01:41:38 PM »



At the car dealership, thankfully just an oil change
You'd think you could handle this yourself with all the time you have on your hands now.
GFY! I'd rather have a professional do this sort of stuff.
put the car up on ramps, catch old oil in a pan, take off old oil filter,
use a touch of the old oil on the new oil filter gasket, screw on the new filter
replace the oil drain plug, pour in the new oil.
back car off ramps - DO NOT Drive FORWARD.  All done.
tools needed, socket set or crescent wrench, correct oil filter wrench,
two ramps, used oil tub.  I taught my 14 year old daughter how to do this....
Well, I feel like a failure now
Only just now?  Wow, you really are retarded.  No offense to the mentally challenged, of course.
Hey! HEY! It's not Tuesday, dammit.  Leave him alone.
The time change fucked me up.  Sorry.
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #236 on: March 09, 2015, 01:46:04 PM »



At the car dealership, thankfully just an oil change
You'd think you could handle this yourself with all the time you have on your hands now.
GFY! I'd rather have a professional do this sort of stuff.
put the car up on ramps, catch old oil in a pan, take off old oil filter,
use a touch of the old oil on the new oil filter gasket, screw on the new filter
replace the oil drain plug, pour in the new oil.
back car off ramps - DO NOT Drive FORWARD.  All done.
tools needed, socket set or crescent wrench, correct oil filter wrench,
two ramps, used oil tub.  I taught my 14 year old daughter how to do this....
Well, I feel like a failure now
Only just now?  Wow, you really are retarded.  No offense to the mentally challenged, of course.
Hey! HEY! It's not Tuesday, dammit.  Leave him alone.
The time change fucked me up.  Sorry.
Damn gubment messing with out time too!
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #237 on: March 09, 2015, 01:49:12 PM »



At the car dealership, thankfully just an oil change
You'd think you could handle this yourself with all the time you have on your hands now.
GFY! I'd rather have a professional do this sort of stuff.
put the car up on ramps, catch old oil in a pan, take off old oil filter,
use a touch of the old oil on the new oil filter gasket, screw on the new filter
replace the oil drain plug, pour in the new oil.
back car off ramps - DO NOT Drive FORWARD.  All done.
tools needed, socket set or crescent wrench, correct oil filter wrench,
two ramps, used oil tub.  I taught my 14 year old daughter how to do this....
Well, I feel like a failure now
Only just now?  Wow, you really are retarded.  No offense to the mentally challenged, of course.
Hey! HEY! It's not Tuesday, dammit.  Leave him alone.
The time change fucked me up.  Sorry.
Damn gubment messing with out time too!
You act almost like this surprises you, and that somewhere in some mythical past there was a time when the government didn't mess with people.

Are you, like, from another planet?
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #238 on: March 09, 2015, 01:51:43 PM »

I just noticed that I have 529 unread work emails, since Friday at 4:45 pm.
might want to pay attention to that screen for a few minutes.
what do you think...
I'm back, Did i mention that i am a naturally rapid reader.
Although i seem to have a problem capitalizing the letter "i".
a NRR visualizes sentences and paragraphs in their mind.
a person who reads, to him/herself, and mouths each word, is not one of these folks.
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Re: 3/9/2015
« Reply #239 on: March 09, 2015, 01:54:44 PM »



At the car dealership, thankfully just an oil change
You'd think you could handle this yourself with all the time you have on your hands now.
GFY! I'd rather have a professional do this sort of stuff.
put the car up on ramps, catch old oil in a pan, take off old oil filter,
use a touch of the old oil on the new oil filter gasket, screw on the new filter
replace the oil drain plug, pour in the new oil.
back car off ramps - DO NOT Drive FORWARD.  All done.
tools needed, socket set or crescent wrench, correct oil filter wrench,
two ramps, used oil tub.  I taught my 14 year old daughter how to do this....
Well, I feel like a failure now
Only just now?  Wow, you really are retarded.  No offense to the mentally challenged, of course.
Hey! HEY! It's not Tuesday, dammit.  Leave him alone.
The time change fucked me up.  Sorry.
Damn gubment messing with out time too!
You act almost like this surprises you, and that somewhere in some mythical past there was a time when the government didn't mess with people.

Are you, like, from another planet?
a facebook meme, I saw the other day said it succinctly:
they explained Daylight Saving time to the old Indian (feathers not dot)
his reply: "Only the government would think that cutting a foot off
the top of a blanket, then sewing it onto the bottom,
would result in a longer blanket!"
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