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[South Carolina Redfish]

Jayzus.  I didn't break 2300 before we hit the afternoon doldrums.  Now I gotta post-whore.

Posting pays no dividends here.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I am fixing to select me an afternoon smoke to set fire to.

[razgueado]

Jayzus.  I didn't break 2300 before we hit the afternoon doldrums.  Now I gotta post-whore.

Posting pays no dividends here.

Not for you.  I'll get a new star at 2500.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Afternoon Chumps

'sup 10k.

Well full of steak burrito and thinking about a nap.  Went to Costco and they had Sculpin Bombers for $6.99 some of those for the weekend.  That's about it.

sounds like a plan to me.

I'm falling asleep at my desk.  I should go take a nap.

Go ahead we will cover for you.

Yeah, I know what you clowns mean by "cover."

All y'all think I'm a city slicker, but I'm shitkicker from way back.  I could saddle a horse by the time I was 5, got my first shotgun at 8, drank my first Lone Star at 12, lost my virginity in the back of an old pickup truck, and I've spent most of my life in towns called Marana, Azle, and Enumclaw. 

"Cover" me?  I'll cover your sister and send you pictures. 

Not true.  We figured you were a backwards hick.  Thanks for the confirmation.

[razgueado]

Here y'go, fellas.  I just got this in the e-mail, but the wife won't let me have this much money so I'm sharing the wealth.  Enjoy!

Hello

I am Robert Clarkson, I am the Personal Attorney to a dedeased who have lived in the United Kingdom for the past 30 years, whom hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.  In April 2009, my client, was involved in a auto crash .All occupants unfortunately lost their lives, my client was one of them. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating most especially, the money left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, the Barclays Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $14, 700,000.00 has issued me a notice to provide the Next of kin, or have the account confiscated. I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin of the deceased since nobody has come forward to lay claims to the proceeds of this account valued at $14,700, 000.00 can be paid to you, as my client’s Next of Kin, and then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed percentage. All legal documents to backup your claim as the deceased Next of Kin, will be provided.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.   Please get in touch with me, to enable us discuss further about this transaction.

I will appreciate your information on the below form,to enable me to be sure of the reason i contacted you.

 1. Your Full Name:
 2. Your Current Mailing Address:
 3. Your Marital Status:
 4. Your Age:
 5. Your Occupation:
 6. Company Name: (If Any):
 7. Country: (Present Location):
 8. Nationality:
 9. Telephone and Fax numbers.
 10.Your Email Address:

 

Best regards,
Robert Clarkson
+447053836531

[South Carolina Redfish]

Afternoon Chumps

'sup 10k.

Well full of steak burrito and thinking about a nap.  Went to Costco and they had Sculpin Bombers for $6.99 some of those for the weekend.  That's about it.

sounds like a plan to me.

I'm falling asleep at my desk.  I should go take a nap.

Go ahead we will cover for you.

Yeah, I know what you clowns mean by "cover."

All y'all think I'm a city slicker, but I'm shitkicker from way back.  I could saddle a horse by the time I was 5, got my first shotgun at 8, drank my first Lone Star at 12, lost my virginity in the back of an old pickup truck, and I've spent most of my life in towns called Marana, Azle, and Enumclaw. 

"Cover" me?  I'll cover your sister and send you pictures. 

Not true.  We figured you were a backwards hick.  Thanks for the confirmation.

I wasn't going to say it but now that it is out in the open....................

[razgueado]

Afternoon Chumps

'sup 10k.

Well full of steak burrito and thinking about a nap.  Went to Costco and they had Sculpin Bombers for $6.99 some of those for the weekend.  That's about it.

sounds like a plan to me.

I'm falling asleep at my desk.  I should go take a nap.

Go ahead we will cover for you.

Yeah, I know what you clowns mean by "cover."

All y'all think I'm a city slicker, but I'm shitkicker from way back.  I could saddle a horse by the time I was 5, got my first shotgun at 8, drank my first Lone Star at 12, lost my virginity in the back of an old pickup truck, and I've spent most of my life in towns called Marana, Azle, and Enumclaw. 

"Cover" me?  I'll cover your sister and send you pictures. 

Not true.  We figured you were a backwards hick.  Thanks for the confirmation.

Obliged t'help, candyass.

[razgueado]

Afternoon Chumps

'sup 10k.

Well full of steak burrito and thinking about a nap.  Went to Costco and they had Sculpin Bombers for $6.99 some of those for the weekend.  That's about it.

sounds like a plan to me.

I'm falling asleep at my desk.  I should go take a nap.

Go ahead we will cover for you.

Yeah, I know what you clowns mean by "cover."

All y'all think I'm a city slicker, but I'm shitkicker from way back.  I could saddle a horse by the time I was 5, got my first shotgun at 8, drank my first Lone Star at 12, lost my virginity in the back of an old pickup truck, and I've spent most of my life in towns called Marana, Azle, and Enumclaw. 

"Cover" me?  I'll cover your sister and send you pictures. 

Not true.  We figured you were a backwards hick.  Thanks for the confirmation.

I wasn't going to say it but now that it is out in the open....................

I lived in a trailer park for six weeks once, too.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Afternoon Chumps

'sup 10k.

Well full of steak burrito and thinking about a nap.  Went to Costco and they had Sculpin Bombers for $6.99 some of those for the weekend.  That's about it.

sounds like a plan to me.

I'm falling asleep at my desk.  I should go take a nap.

Go ahead we will cover for you.

Yeah, I know what you clowns mean by "cover."

All y'all think I'm a city slicker, but I'm shitkicker from way back.  I could saddle a horse by the time I was 5, got my first shotgun at 8, drank my first Lone Star at 12, lost my virginity in the back of an old pickup truck, and I've spent most of my life in towns called Marana, Azle, and Enumclaw. 

"Cover" me?  I'll cover your sister and send you pictures. 

Not true.  We figured you were a backwards hick.  Thanks for the confirmation.

I wasn't going to say it but now that it is out in the open....................

I lived in a trailer park for six weeks once, too.

Are you disparaging some of our BotL?  I'll have to report you to the moderator.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Obliged t'help, candyass.

Is that a pet name for me.  It's sweet.

[razgueado]

Afternoon Chumps

'sup 10k.

Well full of steak burrito and thinking about a nap.  Went to Costco and they had Sculpin Bombers for $6.99 some of those for the weekend.  That's about it.

sounds like a plan to me.

I'm falling asleep at my desk.  I should go take a nap.

Go ahead we will cover for you.

Yeah, I know what you clowns mean by "cover."

All y'all think I'm a city slicker, but I'm shitkicker from way back.  I could saddle a horse by the time I was 5, got my first shotgun at 8, drank my first Lone Star at 12, lost my virginity in the back of an old pickup truck, and I've spent most of my life in towns called Marana, Azle, and Enumclaw. 

"Cover" me?  I'll cover your sister and send you pictures. 

Not true.  We figured you were a backwards hick.  Thanks for the confirmation.

I wasn't going to say it but now that it is out in the open....................

I lived in a trailer park for six weeks once, too.

Are you disparaging some of our BotL?  I'll have to report you to the moderator.

There's a moderator here who gives a fuck?  I thought it was just Tony.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Here y'go, fellas.  I just got this in the e-mail, but the wife won't let me have this much money so I'm sharing the wealth.  Enjoy!

Hello

I am Robert Clarkson, I am the Personal Attorney to a dedeased who have lived in the United Kingdom for the past 30 years, whom hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.  In April 2009, my client, was involved in a auto crash .All occupants unfortunately lost their lives, my client was one of them. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating most especially, the money left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, the Barclays Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $14, 700,000.00 has issued me a notice to provide the Next of kin, or have the account confiscated. I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin of the deceased since nobody has come forward to lay claims to the proceeds of this account valued at $14,700, 000.00 can be paid to you, as my client’s Next of Kin, and then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed percentage. All legal documents to backup your claim as the deceased Next of Kin, will be provided.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.   Please get in touch with me, to enable us discuss further about this transaction.

I will appreciate your information on the below form,to enable me to be sure of the reason i contacted you.

 1. Your Full Name:
 2. Your Current Mailing Address:
 3. Your Marital Status:
 4. Your Age:
 5. Your Occupation:
 6. Company Name: (If Any):
 7. Country: (Present Location):
 8. Nationality:
 9. Telephone and Fax numbers.
 10.Your Email Address:

 

Best regards,
Robert Clarkson
+447053836531

Looks pretty legit to me.  Any barrister could have accidentally misspelled "dedeased".

[A Friend of Charlie]

There's a moderator here who gives a fuck?  I thought it was just Tony.

Nah, it's just me and I don't give a rat's ass.

[ss2]

Alllrightythen...have an obsidian black sleeve (what ever that is) toro to torch for the ride home.  all y'all have a great weekend!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Jayzus.  I didn't break 2300 before we hit the afternoon doldrums.  Now I gotta post-whore.

Posting pays no dividends here.

Star system is changing again this evening.  Sheesh, I'm so fucking sick and tired to hear the gripes.  Although I'm sure I'll hear some bitching and moaning from everyone else when I take their gold or platinum stars away.  Your "status" has already changed, by the way.  GFY!