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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #180 on: February 20, 2015, 10:03:06 AM »

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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #181 on: February 20, 2015, 10:03:25 AM »

Can you picture the conversation?

"Hey guys, I have a great idea for Ben's brother's bachelor party. Let's rent a cargo trailer with lights, stick it on a frozen lake and invite 13 swinging dicks to stand around some holes in the ice, drink beer and eat Cheetos out of a bag. What do you say?"

"Sounds ok, what do we do at night?"

"Get this, we sleep in the box at the ice hole!"

"Shut your mouth"

"It'll be great, when someone has to take a dump we'll just hold up a shower curtain around his ice hole"

"What do we do when Ben throws up?"

"We'll just scoop it into one of the holes with an empty 6-pack container than Shaun brings"
Can we fish, too? Count me in.

Morning, muchachos.
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #182 on: February 20, 2015, 10:04:22 AM »

G'Mornin. Record low 16 this morning... refreshing
Record low for Tony this morning also, morning Steve

Saw ya'll talking about the Grapefruit Sculpin last night. Actually picked up some on Sat along with the VaS 6pk. Have to admit, it was pretty damn good.
I got to check and see if we got the grapefruit sculpin here yet, just had the regular Sculpin last week.
The Grapefruit is really good, both excellent but the added flavor is nice
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #183 on: February 20, 2015, 10:05:23 AM »

Anybody attend one of these schools?   My best work friend went to the one in TN and both my Father and Brother went to the one in Shreveport, even stranger my father was there at the time of the first event and my brother at the time of the second one. 

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/02/18/the-10-scariest-haunted-high-schools-in-america/
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #184 on: February 20, 2015, 10:05:26 AM »

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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #185 on: February 20, 2015, 10:05:48 AM »

Morning Raz.
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #186 on: February 20, 2015, 10:07:28 AM »

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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #187 on: February 20, 2015, 10:08:44 AM »

Can you picture the conversation?

"Hey guys, I have a great idea for Ben's brother's bachelor party. Let's rent a cargo trailer with lights, stick it on a frozen lake and invite 13 swinging dicks to stand around some holes in the ice, drink beer and eat Cheetos out of a bag. What do you say?"

"Sounds ok, what do we do at night?"

"Get this, we sleep in the box at the ice hole!"

"Shut your mouth"

"It'll be great, when someone has to take a dump we'll just hold up a shower curtain around his ice hole"

"What do we do when Ben throws up?"

"We'll just scoop it into one of the holes with an empty 6-pack container than Shaun brings"
Maybe they'll bring a fancy bowl for the Cheetos.

Shaun carved one out of exotic wood... Fvckin nice!
$10 says Ben takes a dump in it
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #188 on: February 20, 2015, 10:09:40 AM »

Can you picture the conversation?

"Hey guys, I have a great idea for Ben's brother's bachelor party. Let's rent a cargo trailer with lights, stick it on a frozen lake and invite 13 swinging dicks to stand around some holes in the ice, drink beer and eat Cheetos out of a bag. What do you say?"

"Sounds ok, what do we do at night?"

"Get this, we sleep in the box at the ice hole!"

"Shut your mouth"

"It'll be great, when someone has to take a dump we'll just hold up a shower curtain around his ice hole"

"What do we do when Ben throws up?"

"We'll just scoop it into one of the holes with an empty 6-pack container than Shaun brings"
Maybe they'll bring a fancy bowl for the Cheetos.

Shaun carved one out of exotic wood... Fvckin nice!
Gonna roll around the trailer without a base though. Cheetos are gonna be in every hole!
14 guys will show up to the casino covered in orange cheese dust
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #190 on: February 20, 2015, 10:15:10 AM »

Can you picture the conversation?

"Hey guys, I have a great idea for Ben's brother's bachelor party. Let's rent a cargo trailer with lights, stick it on a frozen lake and invite 13 swinging dicks to stand around some holes in the ice, drink beer and eat Cheetos out of a bag. What do you say?"

"Sounds ok, what do we do at night?"

"Get this, we sleep in the box at the ice hole!"

"Shut your mouth"

"It'll be great, when someone has to take a dump we'll just hold up a shower curtain around his ice hole"

"What do we do when Ben throws up?"

"We'll just scoop it into one of the holes with an empty 6-pack container than Shaun brings"
Maybe they'll bring a fancy bowl for the Cheetos.

Shaun carved one out of exotic wood... Fvckin nice!
Gonna roll around the trailer without a base though. Cheetos are gonna be in every hole!
14 guys will show up to the casino covered in orange cheese dust
At least they won't smell like smoke!
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #191 on: February 20, 2015, 10:32:30 AM »

Good morning, gents.
Morning, Uncle Tony, Scott, YAD, WishingHeWasInCADave
Hello LTGDave.  Not sure what NJDave is complaining about now with the balmy RealFeel®: -22° we've got going here.
Well, other than disrespectin' our 10K poster....otherwise, you know me, just rolling with it.
I forewarned everyone that the next milestone was 15k.  *Spoiler alert* it goes back to gold stars.
So TXDave is gonna retire at 14,999?
And did you not see that we decided that your forewarning was unacceptable?
And for another forewarning, yellow stars at 15K is also unacceptable.
In fairness to me, I didn't think anyone would hit 5 gold stars for a couple of years.
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #192 on: February 20, 2015, 10:33:29 AM »

Can you picture the conversation?

"Hey guys, I have a great idea for Ben's brother's bachelor party. Let's rent a cargo trailer with lights, stick it on a frozen lake and invite 13 swinging dicks to stand around some holes in the ice, drink beer and eat Cheetos out of a bag. What do you say?"

"Sounds ok, what do we do at night?"

"Get this, we sleep in the box at the ice hole!"

"Shut your mouth"

"It'll be great, when someone has to take a dump we'll just hold up a shower curtain around his ice hole"

"What do we do when Ben throws up?"

"We'll just scoop it into one of the holes with an empty 6-pack container than Shaun brings"
Maybe they'll bring a fancy bowl for the Cheetos.

Shaun carved one out of exotic wood... Fvckin nice!
Gonna roll around the trailer without a base though. Cheetos are gonna be in every hole!
14 guys will show up to the casino covered in orange cheese dust
At least they won't smell like smoke!

I hope the stripper gets the no-holes barred memo... can you imagine to look on her face walking into a trailer, in the middle of nowhere, with 14 drunkin dudes covered in cheetos... awkward.
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #193 on: February 20, 2015, 10:34:12 AM »

Good morning, gents.
Morning, Uncle Tony, Scott, YAD, WishingHeWasInCADave
Hello LTGDave.  Not sure what NJDave is complaining about now with the balmy RealFeel®: -22° we've got going here.
Well, other than disrespectin' our 10K poster....otherwise, you know me, just rolling with it.
I forewarned everyone that the next milestone was 15k.  *Spoiler alert* it goes back to gold stars.
So TXDave is gonna retire at 14,999?
And did you not see that we decided that your forewarning was unacceptable?
And for another forewarning, yellow stars at 15K is also unacceptable.
In fairness to me, I didn't think anyone would hit 5 gold stars for a couple of years.
In fairness to us, leave the thinking to others
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #194 on: February 20, 2015, 10:34:52 AM »

Can you picture the conversation?

"Hey guys, I have a great idea for Ben's brother's bachelor party. Let's rent a cargo trailer with lights, stick it on a frozen lake and invite 13 swinging dicks to stand around some holes in the ice, drink beer and eat Cheetos out of a bag. What do you say?"

"Sounds ok, what do we do at night?"

"Get this, we sleep in the box at the ice hole!"

"Shut your mouth"

"It'll be great, when someone has to take a dump we'll just hold up a shower curtain around his ice hole"

"What do we do when Ben throws up?"

"We'll just scoop it into one of the holes with an empty 6-pack container than Shaun brings"
Maybe they'll bring a fancy bowl for the Cheetos.

Shaun carved one out of exotic wood... Fvckin nice!
Gonna roll around the trailer without a base though. Cheetos are gonna be in every hole!
14 guys will show up to the casino covered in orange cheese dust
At least they won't smell like smoke!

I hope the stripper gets the no-holes barred memo... can you imagine to look on her face walking into a trailer, in the middle of nowhere, with 14 drunkin dudes covered in cheetos... awkward.
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