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[CigarGuy87]

Morning gents.  Anyone else having issues with the CI website?  Never mind, stupid question.

What's a CI? Morning, Mark.

It's that place where you anticipate the visit but leave empty handed.  Kinda like a titty bar but without the tits.  Or bar.

A combination titty bar/cigar lounge. Why doesn't someone open this establishment right now?

Do you know how hard it is to get the cigar smells out of G-strings?

Probably the same as getting the G-string smells out of the cigar...

Or leave the smells there and slap a Gurkha label on it.

Is that why Flip enjoys the Gurks?

must be 20 some odd years ago, wore a tie to my divorce, that had been taken off me, by the gal on stage, and been used to replace her G string...  I didn't say that out loud did I?

my problem is getting the shit stains out of my G strings. Now I just by them in brown.

Why not just wipe your ass?   

Isn't that what a thong is for?

No, that's like floss...it's for AFTER the wiping

[Oyam18]

Go here Dean!  http://www.orlandosentinel.com/travel/beach/os-siesta-beach-florida-best-beach-in-the-us-for-2015-20150218-story.html#page=1

spent lots of time on siesta key, very nice place.

Which BURN are you at Oy?

[Oyam18]

Morning gents.  Anyone else having issues with the CI website?  Never mind, stupid question.

What's a CI? Morning, Mark.

It's that place where you anticipate the visit but leave empty handed.  Kinda like a titty bar but without the tits.  Or bar.

A combination titty bar/cigar lounge. Why doesn't someone open this establishment right now?

Do you know how hard it is to get the cigar smells out of G-strings?

Probably the same as getting the G-string smells out of the cigar...

Or leave the smells there and slap a Gurkha label on it.

Is that why Flip enjoys the Gurks?

must be 20 some odd years ago, wore a tie to my divorce, that had been taken off me, by the gal on stage, and been used to replace her G string...  I didn't say that out loud did I?

my problem is getting the shit stains out of my G strings. Now I just by them in brown.

Why not just wipe your ass?   

Isn't that what a thong is for?

No, that's like floss...it's for AFTER the wiping

Real men don't wipe

[jswaykos]

Long weekend and I came back to a shit storm.  How the fuck am I supposed to banter with these conditions?

You should just retire and stick to being banter CEO.

those of us with children that need to eventually go to college, don't envision not working....

Indeed. Even after the kids are long gone, I don't ever envision not working.

I envision retiring the very first day I'm eligible.  Whether or not that plan comes to fruition is up to me.  Morning, all.

Howdy Joe!  Not sure if I told you yet or not, San Diego is happening, sometime around May 9th-17th...I will update you where we are staying, flying in/out, etc once we finalize the booking.

Hey there, Shaun, good to hear!  I remember that you were tentatively planning a trip out this way.  I won't pencil anything in just yet but will certainly find the time to me up if you can.

Absolutely - already told the wife I will be heading to meet you for a cigar or two!

Whole family coming out or just you and the wife?

I should be out there that week as well.

Shaun and Joe - watch out for the white whale!

I need a short BOTL to come visit for once.  Tony? 

[Oyam18]

Go here Dean!  http://www.orlandosentinel.com/travel/beach/os-siesta-beach-florida-best-beach-in-the-us-for-2015-20150218-story.html#page=1

spent lots of time on siesta key, very nice place.

Which BURN are you at Oy?

H Upmann Majestic now

[CigarGuy87]

Long weekend and I came back to a shit storm.  How the fuck am I supposed to banter with these conditions?

You should just retire and stick to being banter CEO.

those of us with children that need to eventually go to college, don't envision not working....

Indeed. Even after the kids are long gone, I don't ever envision not working.

I envision retiring the very first day I'm eligible.  Whether or not that plan comes to fruition is up to me.  Morning, all.

Howdy Joe!  Not sure if I told you yet or not, San Diego is happening, sometime around May 9th-17th...I will update you where we are staying, flying in/out, etc once we finalize the booking.

Hey there, Shaun, good to hear!  I remember that you were tentatively planning a trip out this way.  I won't pencil anything in just yet but will certainly find the time to me up if you can.

Absolutely - already told the wife I will be heading to meet you for a cigar or two!

Whole family coming out or just you and the wife?

I should be out there that week as well.

No shit!  AWESOME! CigarFest 2015 - San Diego!   

[CigarGuy87]

Long weekend and I came back to a shit storm.  How the fuck am I supposed to banter with these conditions?

You should just retire and stick to being banter CEO.

those of us with children that need to eventually go to college, don't envision not working....

Indeed. Even after the kids are long gone, I don't ever envision not working.

I envision retiring the very first day I'm eligible.  Whether or not that plan comes to fruition is up to me.  Morning, all.

Howdy Joe!  Not sure if I told you yet or not, San Diego is happening, sometime around May 9th-17th...I will update you where we are staying, flying in/out, etc once we finalize the booking.

Hey there, Shaun, good to hear!  I remember that you were tentatively planning a trip out this way.  I won't pencil anything in just yet but will certainly find the time to me up if you can.

Absolutely - already told the wife I will be heading to meet you for a cigar or two!

Whole family coming out or just you and the wife?

I should be out there that week as well.

Shaun and Joe - watch out for the white whale!

I'm not a slut like Tony

[Oyam18]

Long weekend and I came back to a shit storm.  How the fuck am I supposed to banter with these conditions?

You should just retire and stick to being banter CEO.

those of us with children that need to eventually go to college, don't envision not working....

Indeed. Even after the kids are long gone, I don't ever envision not working.

I envision retiring the very first day I'm eligible.  Whether or not that plan comes to fruition is up to me.  Morning, all.

Howdy Joe!  Not sure if I told you yet or not, San Diego is happening, sometime around May 9th-17th...I will update you where we are staying, flying in/out, etc once we finalize the booking.

Hey there, Shaun, good to hear!  I remember that you were tentatively planning a trip out this way.  I won't pencil anything in just yet but will certainly find the time to me up if you can.

Absolutely - already told the wife I will be heading to meet you for a cigar or two!

Whole family coming out or just you and the wife?

I should be out there that week as well.

Shaun and Joe - watch out for the white whale!

I need a short BOTL to come visit for once.  Tony?

Travelin Dave is about as short as it gets, next stop is vagina. 

[CigarGuy87]

Long weekend and I came back to a shit storm.  How the fuck am I supposed to banter with these conditions?

You should just retire and stick to being banter CEO.

those of us with children that need to eventually go to college, don't envision not working....

Indeed. Even after the kids are long gone, I don't ever envision not working.

I envision retiring the very first day I'm eligible.  Whether or not that plan comes to fruition is up to me.  Morning, all.

Howdy Joe!  Not sure if I told you yet or not, San Diego is happening, sometime around May 9th-17th...I will update you where we are staying, flying in/out, etc once we finalize the booking.

Hey there, Shaun, good to hear!  I remember that you were tentatively planning a trip out this way.  I won't pencil anything in just yet but will certainly find the time to me up if you can.

Absolutely - already told the wife I will be heading to meet you for a cigar or two!

Whole family coming out or just you and the wife?

I should be out there that week as well.

Shaun and Joe - watch out for the white whale!

I need a short BOTL to come visit for once.  Tony?

We can do one of those cool pics where it looks like a cell phone signal!

[sfish]

Long weekend and I came back to a shit storm.  How the fuck am I supposed to banter with these conditions?

You should just retire and stick to being banter CEO.

those of us with children that need to eventually go to college, don't envision not working....

Indeed. Even after the kids are long gone, I don't ever envision not working.

I envision retiring the very first day I'm eligible.  Whether or not that plan comes to fruition is up to me.  Morning, all.

Howdy Joe!  Not sure if I told you yet or not, San Diego is happening, sometime around May 9th-17th...I will update you where we are staying, flying in/out, etc once we finalize the booking.

Hey there, Shaun, good to hear!  I remember that you were tentatively planning a trip out this way.  I won't pencil anything in just yet but will certainly find the time to me up if you can.

Absolutely - already told the wife I will be heading to meet you for a cigar or two!

Whole family coming out or just you and the wife?

I should be out there that week as well.

No shit!  AWESOME! CigarFest 2015 - San Diego!   

Not really

[LuvTooGolf]

Long weekend and I came back to a shit storm.  How the fuck am I supposed to banter with these conditions?

You should just retire and stick to being banter CEO.

those of us with children that need to eventually go to college, don't envision not working....

Indeed. Even after the kids are long gone, I don't ever envision not working.

I envision retiring the very first day I'm eligible.  Whether or not that plan comes to fruition is up to me.  Morning, all.

Howdy Joe!  Not sure if I told you yet or not, San Diego is happening, sometime around May 9th-17th...I will update you where we are staying, flying in/out, etc once we finalize the booking.

Hey there, Shaun, good to hear!  I remember that you were tentatively planning a trip out this way.  I won't pencil anything in just yet but will certainly find the time to me up if you can.

Absolutely - already told the wife I will be heading to meet you for a cigar or two!

Whole family coming out or just you and the wife?

I should be out there that week as well.

Shaun and Joe - watch out for the white whale!

I'm not a slut like Tony

No, you're much, much worse.

[CigarGuy87]

Long weekend and I came back to a shit storm.  How the fuck am I supposed to banter with these conditions?

You should just retire and stick to being banter CEO.

those of us with children that need to eventually go to college, don't envision not working....

Indeed. Even after the kids are long gone, I don't ever envision not working.

I envision retiring the very first day I'm eligible.  Whether or not that plan comes to fruition is up to me.  Morning, all.

Howdy Joe!  Not sure if I told you yet or not, San Diego is happening, sometime around May 9th-17th...I will update you where we are staying, flying in/out, etc once we finalize the booking.

Hey there, Shaun, good to hear!  I remember that you were tentatively planning a trip out this way.  I won't pencil anything in just yet but will certainly find the time to me up if you can.

Absolutely - already told the wife I will be heading to meet you for a cigar or two!

Whole family coming out or just you and the wife?

I should be out there that week as well.

No shit!  AWESOME! CigarFest 2015 - San Diego!   

Not really

You going to head over too?

[sfish]

Long weekend and I came back to a shit storm.  How the fuck am I supposed to banter with these conditions?

You should just retire and stick to being banter CEO.

those of us with children that need to eventually go to college, don't envision not working....

Indeed. Even after the kids are long gone, I don't ever envision not working.

I envision retiring the very first day I'm eligible.  Whether or not that plan comes to fruition is up to me.  Morning, all.

Howdy Joe!  Not sure if I told you yet or not, San Diego is happening, sometime around May 9th-17th...I will update you where we are staying, flying in/out, etc once we finalize the booking.

Hey there, Shaun, good to hear!  I remember that you were tentatively planning a trip out this way.  I won't pencil anything in just yet but will certainly find the time to me up if you can.

Absolutely - already told the wife I will be heading to meet you for a cigar or two!

Whole family coming out or just you and the wife?

I should be out there that week as well.

Shaun and Joe - watch out for the white whale!

You mean this?

[CigarGuy87]

Long weekend and I came back to a shit storm.  How the fuck am I supposed to banter with these conditions?

You should just retire and stick to being banter CEO.

those of us with children that need to eventually go to college, don't envision not working....

Indeed. Even after the kids are long gone, I don't ever envision not working.

I envision retiring the very first day I'm eligible.  Whether or not that plan comes to fruition is up to me.  Morning, all.

Howdy Joe!  Not sure if I told you yet or not, San Diego is happening, sometime around May 9th-17th...I will update you where we are staying, flying in/out, etc once we finalize the booking.

Hey there, Shaun, good to hear!  I remember that you were tentatively planning a trip out this way.  I won't pencil anything in just yet but will certainly find the time to me up if you can.

Absolutely - already told the wife I will be heading to meet you for a cigar or two!

Whole family coming out or just you and the wife?

I should be out there that week as well.

Shaun and Joe - watch out for the white whale!

I'm not a slut like Tony

No, you're much, much worse.

(whisper voice - I thought I told you to stop talking about this... - end whisper voice)   

[sfish]

Long weekend and I came back to a shit storm.  How the fuck am I supposed to banter with these conditions?

You should just retire and stick to being banter CEO.

those of us with children that need to eventually go to college, don't envision not working....

Indeed. Even after the kids are long gone, I don't ever envision not working.

I envision retiring the very first day I'm eligible.  Whether or not that plan comes to fruition is up to me.  Morning, all.

Howdy Joe!  Not sure if I told you yet or not, San Diego is happening, sometime around May 9th-17th...I will update you where we are staying, flying in/out, etc once we finalize the booking.

Hey there, Shaun, good to hear!  I remember that you were tentatively planning a trip out this way.  I won't pencil anything in just yet but will certainly find the time to me up if you can.

Absolutely - already told the wife I will be heading to meet you for a cigar or two!

Whole family coming out or just you and the wife?

I should be out there that week as well.

No shit!  AWESOME! CigarFest 2015 - San Diego!   

Not really

You going to head over too?

I would love to...but no