Good Monday morning YellowStar. How was your gala Saturday night?
Was a lot of fun - small town of 650 or so and I bet 350 people were there. Good to see a community turn-out like that - did the gun raffle and bid on a few but the warden took my bidding stick away. Won a couple of silent auction items and was good at driving up the price at the live auction 
So in other words, you did a lot to help the cause and it didn't cost you anything extra.
And sorry to hear that the warden took your stick.
Pretty much - almost bought a trolling motor for a boat I don't have, was a damn good deal and I will need one in the next 10 years...but I resisted, haha.
Yeah that was embarrassing, I made her apologize give it some kisses to bring its ego back up
Good recovery.
If you men have taught me anything, it's to be light on my toes
Yeah, but a trolling motor for a boat you don't have? You deserved to have your stick yanked, and not in the good way.
I agree, it's like planning to start smoking cigars so you buy a cutter
Here's the worst part: she wanted me to buy it, cause then it would mean we would get a boat - she is a sneaky little devil!
Sounds like a no-brainer then
Any warden who encourages the purchase of motorized toys is a warden worth listening too. And before you knuckledraggers pile on, we're talking toys on or in which a person conveys himself over land, water, or through the air.
Does that include the kind my warden has in her night stand with the 30AMP twist-lock plug?
30amp eh? - hope that's only a 110/120 v 
It's 2 Phase
Sorry, no such thing. Either single phase or three phase. Art History majors, sheesh.
I think Scott meant 2 speed, his wife would be the best one to ask... 
Or perhaps the two phases means first her and then him.
I was thinking the same line, only he just feels the speed difference, she is the one with the control module
