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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #150 on: February 12, 2015, 01:10:48 PM »

Going to find something that looks good to eat.  BBL
Plenty of pussy around your office?  ;)
Just the IT guys...
Oh shit why did youo have to bring them up.  466 people infected their computers opening the viral email attachement, so after 3 days they identified those computers and killed their access t them.  I ain't no computer guy but if they been using it on the network for a couple of days what fuk'n good is it to do now?    Anyway just got an email thatn those 466 people and their supervisors have to attend a webinar for reprimanding at 3:00.   Funny on that is their were 4 in this office and one of them is the number 2 in charge but i am sure she will be exempted because it was somebody else's fault - but of course it was our incompetent IT departments fault for all of them but only the shiny brass will be exempted for that.
Of course, no surprises there.
Yeah, and SHE is the one that blew in here a month or so ago and told us she was no longer Technical She Is Management Now.
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #151 on: February 12, 2015, 01:13:12 PM »

I'm going to take a break.  My drinking buddy stopped by, so it's time for a drink... Later.
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #152 on: February 12, 2015, 01:16:33 PM »

Meatloaf was fucked up, chicken sammich was good...little banana bar for dessert
I went to a not previously tried hippy burger dump called Holy Cow.  Really good french fries and burger would have been pretty good but they only use those fuk'n Sweet Hawaian Buns and I hate those for a burger.  Expensive for what it is too.
Yeah, not a fan of those either - pretzel bun is my #1 choice, and then a egg bun
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #153 on: February 12, 2015, 01:20:39 PM »

Going to find something that looks good to eat.  BBL
Plenty of pussy around your office?  ;)
Just the IT guys...
Oh shit why did youo have to bring them up.  466 people infected their computers opening the viral email attachement, so after 3 days they identified those computers and killed their access t them.  I ain't no computer guy but if they been using it on the network for a couple of days what fuk'n good is it to do now?    Anyway just got an email thatn those 466 people and their supervisors have to attend a webinar for reprimanding at 3:00.   Funny on that is their were 4 in this office and one of them is the number 2 in charge but i am sure she will be exempted because it was somebody else's fault - but of course it was our incompetent IT departments fault for all of them but only the shiny brass will be exempted for that.
Of course, no surprises there.
Yeah, and SHE is the one that blew in here a month or so ago and told us she was no longer Technical She Is Management Now.
Sounds like she needs an intervention...with some cock...
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #154 on: February 12, 2015, 01:21:05 PM »

I'm going to take a break.  My drinking buddy stopped by, so it's time for a drink... Later.
Dad, getting drunk again...be careful!   ;)
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #155 on: February 12, 2015, 01:27:54 PM »

Meatloaf was fucked up, chicken sammich was good...little banana bar for dessert
I went to a not previously tried hippy burger dump called Holy Cow.  Really good french fries and burger would have been pretty good but they only use those fuk'n Sweet Hawaian Buns and I hate those for a burger.  Expensive for what it is too.
Yeah, not a fan of those either - pretzel bun is my #1 choice, and then a egg bun
Just a regular old Wunderbread or Holsom Bun with Seeds are my #1's but if not just a plain bun then Pretzel Bun would be the only option I like.   
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #156 on: February 12, 2015, 01:28:32 PM »

I'm going to take a break.  My drinking buddy stopped by, so it's time for a drink... Later.
Dad, getting drunk again...be careful!   ;)
Yep, could be another gut busting afternoon of laughs.  Hope he stays away from that damn Toaster
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #157 on: February 12, 2015, 01:30:43 PM »

Going to find something that looks good to eat.  BBL
Plenty of pussy around your office?  ;)
Just the IT guys...
Oh shit why did youo have to bring them up.  466 people infected their computers opening the viral email attachement, so after 3 days they identified those computers and killed their access t them.  I ain't no computer guy but if they been using it on the network for a couple of days what fuk'n good is it to do now?    Anyway just got an email thatn those 466 people and their supervisors have to attend a webinar for reprimanding at 3:00.   Funny on that is their were 4 in this office and one of them is the number 2 in charge but i am sure she will be exempted because it was somebody else's fault - but of course it was our incompetent IT departments fault for all of them but only the shiny brass will be exempted for that.
Of course, no surprises there.
Yeah, and SHE is the one that blew in here a month or so ago and told us she was no longer Technical She Is Management Now.
Sounds like she needs an intervention...with some cock...
You can take care of that too right after you eat the pussy of your choice here.

Mid 50's of Israeli decent if that is your thing then you can simply eat and dick the same one as we only have one of those.
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #158 on: February 12, 2015, 01:34:38 PM »

I'm going to take a break.  My drinking buddy stopped by, so it's time for a drink... Later.
Pull up the chairs boys, get the popcorn and beers, it's showtime!
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #159 on: February 12, 2015, 01:41:07 PM »

I'm going to take a break.  My drinking buddy stopped by, so it's time for a drink... Later.
Pull up the chairs boys, get the popcorn and beers, it's showtime!
Yeah I may have to get home early and have a drink and a cigar for the show.
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #160 on: February 12, 2015, 01:51:32 PM »

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I got my box of 560's on the way.
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #161 on: February 12, 2015, 02:08:43 PM »

LMFAO  there is a girl over here chewing the IT guy's ass out about losing her access........
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #162 on: February 12, 2015, 02:11:52 PM »

LMFAO  there is a girl over here chewing the IT guy's ass out about losing her access........
May need some popcorn for this show before it is over
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #163 on: February 12, 2015, 02:16:24 PM »

Going to find something that looks good to eat.  BBL
Plenty of pussy around your office?  ;)
Just the IT guys...
Oh shit why did youo have to bring them up.  466 people infected their computers opening the viral email attachement, so after 3 days they identified those computers and killed their access t them.  I ain't no computer guy but if they been using it on the network for a couple of days what fuk'n good is it to do now?    Anyway just got an email thatn those 466 people and their supervisors have to attend a webinar for reprimanding at 3:00.   Funny on that is their were 4 in this office and one of them is the number 2 in charge but i am sure she will be exempted because it was somebody else's fault - but of course it was our incompetent IT departments fault for all of them but only the shiny brass will be exempted for that.
Well, it doesn't take more than a pair of neurons and half a lick of common sense to know not to click on an attachment without stopping first to seriously consider the fact that just because it says the email's from your coworker doesn't mean it is, and since the invite to click is in bad English, and there's very little information provided other than "You not bereave what to happen.  Crick here!" maybe you should just ask the person in the next cubicle if they got this e-mail.  Phishing attacks are getting cleverer and cleverer, but they share one common trait - the message has to be generic, and that makes most of them pretty easily detectable by human eyes...less so by filtering systems.

But yeah...I AM a computer guy so maybe I expect to much.  Still, never ceases to amaze me when I see highly educated, highly intelligent people here clicking on these things.  Then I see the come-on they clicked on and think...Jeezus, how did you manage to graduate high school with that little common sense?
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Re: 2/12/2015
« Reply #164 on: February 12, 2015, 02:24:16 PM »

Going to find something that looks good to eat.  BBL
Plenty of pussy around your office?  ;)
Just the IT guys...
Oh shit why did youo have to bring them up.  466 people infected their computers opening the viral email attachement, so after 3 days they identified those computers and killed their access t them.  I ain't no computer guy but if they been using it on the network for a couple of days what fuk'n good is it to do now?    Anyway just got an email thatn those 466 people and their supervisors have to attend a webinar for reprimanding at 3:00.   Funny on that is their were 4 in this office and one of them is the number 2 in charge but i am sure she will be exempted because it was somebody else's fault - but of course it was our incompetent IT departments fault for all of them but only the shiny brass will be exempted for that.
Well, it doesn't take more than a pair of neurons and half a lick of common sense to know not to click on an attachment without stopping first to seriously consider the fact that just because it says the email's from your coworker doesn't mean it is, and since the invite to click is in bad English, and there's very little information provided other than "You not bereave what to happen.  Crick here!" maybe you should just ask the person in the next cubicle if they got this e-mail.  Phishing attacks are getting cleverer and cleverer, but they share one common trait - the message has to be generic, and that makes most of them pretty easily detectable by human eyes...less so by filtering systems.
I got two of the emails after the warning and they looked totally real  from within the system and most of us get 10-20 emails a day from people that work in other offices that we never heard of so really nothing out of the ordinary.  Also had an attachment not the usual click here link in the body.   If they had come before the warning I might well have opened one and I am pretty careful.  NO Nigerean money  involved with these the message was technically related to what we do and without teh usual grammer and puncuation issues.
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