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[Travellin Dave]

I bet nobody ever had this assignment before!

From our Headquarters Lack of Leadership this morning:

Due to cuts in funding everyone needs to be realigining their performance plans to do less with less for the balance of performance year 2015.

Sounds easy but we got so many dipsticks that do nothing it is going to be a challenge to do less, IT Department for example!

It's not easy doing nothing for 8 hours.

I agree...  Guard duty in the military was the worse, except for the night a Bull Moose chased me out of the ammo dump...  I thought about shooting him with my 45, but I was afraid it would make him really, really MAD...!!!!  Did you ever see how big those thing are..?

Wise man.  That .45 would have hurt when the moose shoved it up your ass.

His back was as high as my nose, and I swear he had an antler spread of about 8 foot.  When I was a kid I ran into a black bear while camping in the Smokey Mountains.  They said to yell and scream and bang on thing to make allot of noise and they'll run away.  So I ran into the guard shack and started pounding on the sides and yelling and scream, and he ran off.

How big was his dick?

I don't know, I sure didn't see any love in his eyes...!

TNWSS      As Bean would say - WTF is Bean?

Really, didn't even check in.

[South Carolina Redfish]

In 1964, The Beatles made their first live American television appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," broadcast from New York by CBS.

I watched that.  I had already bought their album "Meet the Beatles..."  After the Ed Sullivan Show all the boys wanted to grow their hair like girls and wear high heeled boots.

Me too and bad part is it does not seem like that long ago.    She loves you yeah yeah yeah~

Bunch of old farts.  I was born 15 months after that.

Well, they DID call it Rock & Roll.  Ever wonder about the origin of the name "Rock & Roll"?

No, I've known the origin of the term since I was about 6.

I hadn't until i reached the tender age of 17 and happened to ask an older "rocker" who laughed and proceeded to tell me.

My dad was a folk musician in San Francisco in the early 60's, and barely 18 when I was born.  So I got the musical indoctrination early on.

(probably chemical/medicinal as well)

God, the late 60's was great.  Lovely girls everywhere wearing their mini-skirts, babydoll tied dyed dresses, and short shorts.  You couldn't turn your head without seeing some girls panties.  Today there is probably a law against looking..?

But today, people are aware of the existence of razors. Today wins.

Watch the movie Debbie Does Dallas.  No razors, no boob jobs, and think, this is what women are supposed to look like.  I've actually have forgotten, until I watched it again.

Saw it at the Broadmoor Theater in High School.

[ss2]

In 1964, The Beatles made their first live American television appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," broadcast from New York by CBS.

I watched that.  I had already bought their album "Meet the Beatles..."  After the Ed Sullivan Show all the boys wanted to grow their hair like girls and wear high heeled boots.

Me too and bad part is it does not seem like that long ago.    She loves you yeah yeah yeah~

Bunch of old farts.  I was born 15 months after that.

Well, they DID call it Rock & Roll.  Ever wonder about the origin of the name "Rock & Roll"?

No, I've known the origin of the term since I was about 6.

I hadn't until i reached the tender age of 17 and happened to ask an older "rocker" who laughed and proceeded to tell me.

My dad was a folk musician in San Francisco in the early 60's, and barely 18 when I was born.  So I got the musical indoctrination early on.

(probably chemical/medicinal as well)

God, the late 60's was great.  Lovely girls everywhere wearing their mini-skirts, babydoll tied dyed dresses, and short shorts.  You couldn't turn your head without seeing some girls panties.  Today there is probably a law against looking..?

Today there are laws against thinking about looking. 

By the way, I reported you to Homeland Security. But it's okay, they said they didn't have enough money to prosecute.  So they just put you on the no-fly list.

So if they put you on that list, how do you pee?  take off your pants? 

[South Carolina Redfish]

Talking about the 60's I walked down to 6th Street while ago to look at the hippies, some pretty nice medium breasted woemen out today and one mega pair observed.  Blue hair seemed popular today with a few streaks of pink to be found.

[Bad Dad]

In 1964, The Beatles made their first live American television appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," broadcast from New York by CBS.

I watched that.  I had already bought their album "Meet the Beatles..."  After the Ed Sullivan Show all the boys wanted to grow their hair like girls and wear high heeled boots.

Me too and bad part is it does not seem like that long ago.    She loves you yeah yeah yeah~

Bunch of old farts.  I was born 15 months after that.

Well, they DID call it Rock & Roll.  Ever wonder about the origin of the name "Rock & Roll"?

No, I've known the origin of the term since I was about 6.

I hadn't until i reached the tender age of 17 and happened to ask an older "rocker" who laughed and proceeded to tell me.

My dad was a folk musician in San Francisco in the early 60's, and barely 18 when I was born.  So I got the musical indoctrination early on.

(probably chemical/medicinal as well)

God, the late 60's was great.  Lovely girls everywhere wearing their mini-skirts, babydoll tied dyed dresses, and short shorts.  You couldn't turn your head without seeing some girls panties.  Today there is probably a law against looking..?

Sounds like a high school now a days - damn HS girls, 'they stay the saaammmeee aaaaggggeeeeeeeeee'   

I enjoyed the pre-school mommies...! I saw a few early 20's hot one, and they are so nice too..!  I guess due to my having the grandkids with me.

Bet you volunteer to go to back to school night as well....

I'm off school duty.  Just babysitting, which is nice.  Putting kids into carseats was killing me.

[Bad Dad]

In 1964, The Beatles made their first live American television appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," broadcast from New York by CBS.

I watched that.  I had already bought their album "Meet the Beatles..."  After the Ed Sullivan Show all the boys wanted to grow their hair like girls and wear high heeled boots.

Me too and bad part is it does not seem like that long ago.    She loves you yeah yeah yeah~

Bunch of old farts.  I was born 15 months after that.

Well, they DID call it Rock & Roll.  Ever wonder about the origin of the name "Rock & Roll"?

No, I've known the origin of the term since I was about 6.

I hadn't until i reached the tender age of 17 and happened to ask an older "rocker" who laughed and proceeded to tell me.

My dad was a folk musician in San Francisco in the early 60's, and barely 18 when I was born.  So I got the musical indoctrination early on.

(probably chemical/medicinal as well)

God, the late 60's was great.  Lovely girls everywhere wearing their mini-skirts, babydoll tied dyed dresses, and short shorts.  You couldn't turn your head without seeing some girls panties.  Today there is probably a law against looking..?

Today there are laws against thinking about looking. 

By the way, I reported you to Homeland Security. But it's okay, they said they didn't have enough money to prosecute.  So they just put you on the no-fly list.

The census people were sure pissed at me in 1990 when I told them I wanted a short form and not the long form.  They would rather throw you into prison rather than give you a requested form.  Kidding aside.

[Travellin Dave]

In 1964, The Beatles made their first live American television appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," broadcast from New York by CBS.

I watched that.  I had already bought their album "Meet the Beatles..."  After the Ed Sullivan Show all the boys wanted to grow their hair like girls and wear high heeled boots.

Me too and bad part is it does not seem like that long ago.    She loves you yeah yeah yeah~

Bunch of old farts.  I was born 15 months after that.

Well, they DID call it Rock & Roll.  Ever wonder about the origin of the name "Rock & Roll"?

No, I've known the origin of the term since I was about 6.

I hadn't until i reached the tender age of 17 and happened to ask an older "rocker" who laughed and proceeded to tell me.

My dad was a folk musician in San Francisco in the early 60's, and barely 18 when I was born.  So I got the musical indoctrination early on.

(probably chemical/medicinal as well)

God, the late 60's was great.  Lovely girls everywhere wearing their mini-skirts, babydoll tied dyed dresses, and short shorts.  You couldn't turn your head without seeing some girls panties.  Today there is probably a law against looking..?

Sounds like a high school now a days - damn HS girls, 'they stay the saaammmeee aaaaggggeeeeeeeeee'   

I enjoyed the pre-school mommies...! I saw a few early 20's hot one, and they are so nice too..!  I guess due to my having the grandkids with me.

Bet you volunteer to go to back to school night as well....

I'm off school duty.  Just babysitting, which is nice.  Putting kids into carseats was killing me.

Sure it's not due to that restraining order?

[Bad Dad]

In 1964, The Beatles made their first live American television appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," broadcast from New York by CBS.

I watched that.  I had already bought their album "Meet the Beatles..."  After the Ed Sullivan Show all the boys wanted to grow their hair like girls and wear high heeled boots.

Me too and bad part is it does not seem like that long ago.    She loves you yeah yeah yeah~

Bunch of old farts.  I was born 15 months after that.

Well, they DID call it Rock & Roll.  Ever wonder about the origin of the name "Rock & Roll"?

No, I've known the origin of the term since I was about 6.

I hadn't until i reached the tender age of 17 and happened to ask an older "rocker" who laughed and proceeded to tell me.

My dad was a folk musician in San Francisco in the early 60's, and barely 18 when I was born.  So I got the musical indoctrination early on.

(probably chemical/medicinal as well)

God, the late 60's was great.  Lovely girls everywhere wearing their mini-skirts, babydoll tied dyed dresses, and short shorts.  You couldn't turn your head without seeing some girls panties.  Today there is probably a law against looking..?

But today, people are aware of the existence of razors. Today wins.

No fun in that, takes away half the guess work.  How the hell you supposed to know if they got a snatch to match?

LOL

[Bad Dad]

In 1964, The Beatles made their first live American television appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," broadcast from New York by CBS.

I watched that.  I had already bought their album "Meet the Beatles..."  After the Ed Sullivan Show all the boys wanted to grow their hair like girls and wear high heeled boots.

Me too and bad part is it does not seem like that long ago.    She loves you yeah yeah yeah~

Bunch of old farts.  I was born 15 months after that.

Well, they DID call it Rock & Roll.  Ever wonder about the origin of the name "Rock & Roll"?

No, I've known the origin of the term since I was about 6.

I hadn't until i reached the tender age of 17 and happened to ask an older "rocker" who laughed and proceeded to tell me.

My dad was a folk musician in San Francisco in the early 60's, and barely 18 when I was born.  So I got the musical indoctrination early on.

(probably chemical/medicinal as well)

God, the late 60's was great.  Lovely girls everywhere wearing their mini-skirts, babydoll tied dyed dresses, and short shorts.  You couldn't turn your head without seeing some girls panties.  Today there is probably a law against looking..?

But today, people are aware of the existence of razors. Today wins.

Watch the movie Debbie Does Dallas.  No razors, no boob jobs, and think, this is what women are supposed to look like.  I've actually have forgotten, until I watched it again.

Saw it at the Broadmoor Theater in High School.

I hope they make a stage play out of it...

[Travellin Dave]

In 1964, The Beatles made their first live American television appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," broadcast from New York by CBS.

I watched that.  I had already bought their album "Meet the Beatles..."  After the Ed Sullivan Show all the boys wanted to grow their hair like girls and wear high heeled boots.

Me too and bad part is it does not seem like that long ago.    She loves you yeah yeah yeah~

Bunch of old farts.  I was born 15 months after that.

Well, they DID call it Rock & Roll.  Ever wonder about the origin of the name "Rock & Roll"?

No, I've known the origin of the term since I was about 6.

I hadn't until i reached the tender age of 17 and happened to ask an older "rocker" who laughed and proceeded to tell me.

My dad was a folk musician in San Francisco in the early 60's, and barely 18 when I was born.  So I got the musical indoctrination early on.

(probably chemical/medicinal as well)

God, the late 60's was great.  Lovely girls everywhere wearing their mini-skirts, babydoll tied dyed dresses, and short shorts.  You couldn't turn your head without seeing some girls panties.  Today there is probably a law against looking..?

Today there are laws against thinking about looking. 

By the way, I reported you to Homeland Security. But it's okay, they said they didn't have enough money to prosecute.  So they just put you on the no-fly list.

So if they put you on that list, how do you pee?  take off your pants?

Elastic waist.  I'ts what us older guys use anyway.

[Bad Dad]

In 1964, The Beatles made their first live American television appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," broadcast from New York by CBS.

I watched that.  I had already bought their album "Meet the Beatles..."  After the Ed Sullivan Show all the boys wanted to grow their hair like girls and wear high heeled boots.

Me too and bad part is it does not seem like that long ago.    She loves you yeah yeah yeah~

Bunch of old farts.  I was born 15 months after that.

Well, they DID call it Rock & Roll.  Ever wonder about the origin of the name "Rock & Roll"?

No, I've known the origin of the term since I was about 6.

I hadn't until i reached the tender age of 17 and happened to ask an older "rocker" who laughed and proceeded to tell me.

My dad was a folk musician in San Francisco in the early 60's, and barely 18 when I was born.  So I got the musical indoctrination early on.

(probably chemical/medicinal as well)

God, the late 60's was great.  Lovely girls everywhere wearing their mini-skirts, babydoll tied dyed dresses, and short shorts.  You couldn't turn your head without seeing some girls panties.  Today there is probably a law against looking..?

Today there are laws against thinking about looking. 

By the way, I reported you to Homeland Security. But it's okay, they said they didn't have enough money to prosecute.  So they just put you on the no-fly list.

So if they put you on that list, how do you pee?  take off your pants?

Good one..!  I guess you'd have to switch to button fly.

[Bad Dad]

Talking about the 60's I walked down to 6th Street while ago to look at the hippies, some pretty nice medium breasted woemen out today and one mega pair observed.  Blue hair seemed popular today with a few streaks of pink to be found.

I bought my wife one of those pageboy style bright blue wigs, but she hasn't had an occasion to wear it yet.

[Bad Dad]

In 1964, The Beatles made their first live American television appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," broadcast from New York by CBS.

I watched that.  I had already bought their album "Meet the Beatles..."  After the Ed Sullivan Show all the boys wanted to grow their hair like girls and wear high heeled boots.

Me too and bad part is it does not seem like that long ago.    She loves you yeah yeah yeah~

Bunch of old farts.  I was born 15 months after that.

Well, they DID call it Rock & Roll.  Ever wonder about the origin of the name "Rock & Roll"?

No, I've known the origin of the term since I was about 6.

I hadn't until i reached the tender age of 17 and happened to ask an older "rocker" who laughed and proceeded to tell me.

My dad was a folk musician in San Francisco in the early 60's, and barely 18 when I was born.  So I got the musical indoctrination early on.

(probably chemical/medicinal as well)

God, the late 60's was great.  Lovely girls everywhere wearing their mini-skirts, babydoll tied dyed dresses, and short shorts.  You couldn't turn your head without seeing some girls panties.  Today there is probably a law against looking..?

Sounds like a high school now a days - damn HS girls, 'they stay the saaammmeee aaaaggggeeeeeeeeee'   

I enjoyed the pre-school mommies...! I saw a few early 20's hot one, and they are so nice too..!  I guess due to my having the grandkids with me.

Bet you volunteer to go to back to school night as well....

I'm off school duty.  Just babysitting, which is nice.  Putting kids into carseats was killing me.

Sure it's not due to that restraining order?

Hell, those women are having non-restraining orders issued just to get me back up there...!

[South Carolina Redfish]

I bet nobody ever had this assignment before!

From our Headquarters Lack of Leadership this morning:

Due to cuts in funding everyone needs to be realigining their performance plans to do less with less for the balance of performance year 2015.

Sounds easy but we got so many dipsticks that do nothing it is going to be a challenge to do less, IT Department for example!

It's not easy doing nothing for 8 hours.

I agree...  Guard duty in the military was the worse, except for the night a Bull Moose chased me out of the ammo dump...  I thought about shooting him with my 45, but I was afraid it would make him really, really MAD...!!!!  Did you ever see how big those thing are..?

Wise man.  That .45 would have hurt when the moose shoved it up your ass.

His back was as high as my nose, and I swear he had an antler spread of about 8 foot.  When I was a kid I ran into a black bear while camping in the Smokey Mountains.  They said to yell and scream and bang on thing to make allot of noise and they'll run away.  So I ran into the guard shack and started pounding on the sides and yelling and scream, and he ran off.

How big was his dick?

I don't know, I sure didn't see any love in his eyes...!

TNWSS      As Bean would say - WTF is Bean?

Really, didn't even check in.

He is just another Yellowstars

[LuvTooGolf]

Banter sure took a weird turn in the last hour or so. Glad it's time for the hazzuh!