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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #105 on: February 04, 2015, 10:58:03 AM »

WTF is Dean, did not hear from him yesterday and no sign of him today.
He must be soaking in the rays.
And then there is the missing Bean - not like him not to give us a good GFY or two on Tuesdays.
Or Wednesdays...
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #106 on: February 04, 2015, 10:58:37 AM »

WTF is Dean, did not hear from him yesterday and no sign of him today.
He started the day with a EPC second and coffee, then moved onto a Partagas Black and more coffee. He's off to meet a friend for lunch then a meeting. He'll stop at the store for ingredients to make mushroom, swiss burgers for dinner.
LMFAO!  It sounds perfect.
Sounds like Dean talking from the heavens.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #107 on: February 04, 2015, 10:59:37 AM »

Fuk'n computers crapped out again while ago, 2nd time today.  Youse computer guys will luv this, somebody asked one of the IT idiots if they could get a thumb drive to use.  No, we don't have any because they told us we had to only use encrypted ones and those cost too much so you will have to use your own....   Now where is the security failure in that???  Really we have to buy our own,  but isn't there a policy that says we can't pulg non official drives, hardware, cd's and stuff into the computers.    Well yeah but nobody pays any attention to that.
We have the same policy but a non-encrypted thumb drive won't work.  Therefore, you can buy your own encrypted one.  I've never actually done it myself.
Works fine in ours - when they are working anyway.   I use my own all the time.
You really do have a bunch of asshats working in your IT dept.
Yes we do but we might have the two worst ones right here in our office out of abut 30 or 40 nationwide.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #108 on: February 04, 2015, 11:15:29 AM »

WTF is Dean, did not hear from him yesterday and no sign of him today.
He must be soaking in the rays.
And then there is the missing Bean - not like him not to give us a good GFY or two on Tuesdays.
Or Wednesdays...
LOL - true!
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #109 on: February 04, 2015, 11:32:45 AM »

Hope she has to pay it!    She got into a little trouble when her parents (mother is a walmart) bought her name onto the U of MO Basketball Arena and then rats came out of the woodwork announcing her getting caught in some cheating while at the university.  Pretty funny.

The man who's getting divorced from Walmart heiress Paige L says he's become accustomed to their lifestyle and needs around a quarter of a million bucks a month to keep the yacht afloat.

Patrick Dubbert -- who separated from Paige after less than 6 years of marriage -- says in legal docs obtained by TMZ, he misses his life and she needs to fork over between $210K and $240K a month AFTER TAXES (gross would be just over $400K a month) for necessities that include:

-  Rental home -- between $40K and 60K a month
-  Furniture -- $10K a month
-  Personal chef -- $6,700 a month
-  Clothes -- 5K a month
-  Personal trainer -- $2,500 a month
-  Vacations $30K a month (but that includes NetJets)
-  Entertainment $80K a month
-  Personal stylist -- $1K a month
-  Driver -- $4K a month

Dubbert complains he was living with Paige in their $11 million home, and now he's stuck in a Santa Monica apartment half of the year. He spends the other 6 months with his parents in Jefferson City, MO.

Dubbert's argument -- he's worked for her company, and he needs some time to get back into the job market -- and money -- to get back on his feet.

And he says, the law is the law and he's become accustomed to their lavish lifestyle, which included yacht parties that costs $500K a pop, travel in the Walmart private jet, and on and on.

He says Paige rakes in $872K a month just from stocks and dividends, so she can more than afford to pay him.

Here's the hardest one to swallow. He wants HER to pay him $2,500 so he can make charitable donations.



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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #110 on: February 04, 2015, 11:36:06 AM »



Landed in CHI-on schedule for STL around 11a
Better grab you a couple of ChiTownDogs to carry you over till you get to STL
Pringles and Vitamin Water for breakfast-doesn't satisfy my hunger
Well, I don't really want to know about your hunger...
but it IS Chicago....there aren't any food offerings available in the terminal?
I am looking for a warm breakfast sammich, it has eluded me so far. Plenty of scones/muffins/commie food.
Just get the pizza and a beer. Done that for breakfast in CHI airports so many times it makes my arteries constrict to tell of it.

Morning, muchachos.
Morning Raz.
Mornin' Tex. It's killing me - a guy I know has a GP-100 for sale with the 6" barrel and fiber-optic sights. And I'm cash-poor. Argh.
You needed a big raise like I got!    That particular item does not do much for me, got Smith 27 and 629 Mountain Gun so about all the big hole revolvers I need.
You ain't kidding about the raise.

Only wheel gun I own right now is a cheapo .22, which is fun as hell for plinking but not much use in the woods.  I haven't owned a big bore since the 1980's when I had a 686 and a Ruger Blackhawk, and I really need a woods gun.  I don't get into big-bear country much, so a .357 should do for now. 
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #111 on: February 04, 2015, 11:45:38 AM »

Hope she has to pay it!    She got into a little trouble when her parents (mother is a walmart) bought her name onto the U of MO Basketball Arena and then rats came out of the woodwork announcing her getting caught in some cheating while at the university.  Pretty funny.

The man who's getting divorced from Walmart heiress Paige L says he's become accustomed to their lifestyle and needs around a quarter of a million bucks a month to keep the yacht afloat.

Patrick Dubbert -- who separated from Paige after less than 6 years of marriage -- says in legal docs obtained by TMZ, he misses his life and she needs to fork over between $210K and $240K a month AFTER TAXES (gross would be just over $400K a month) for necessities that include:

-  Rental home -- between $40K and 60K a month
-  Furniture -- $10K a month
-  Personal chef -- $6,700 a month
-  Clothes -- 5K a month
-  Personal trainer -- $2,500 a month
-  Vacations $30K a month (but that includes NetJets)
-  Entertainment $80K a month
-  Personal stylist -- $1K a month
-  Driver -- $4K a month

Dubbert complains he was living with Paige in their $11 million home, and now he's stuck in a Santa Monica apartment half of the year. He spends the other 6 months with his parents in Jefferson City, MO.

Dubbert's argument -- he's worked for her company, and he needs some time to get back into the job market -- and money -- to get back on his feet.

And he says, the law is the law and he's become accustomed to their lavish lifestyle, which included yacht parties that costs $500K a pop, travel in the Walmart private jet, and on and on.

He says Paige rakes in $872K a month just from stocks and dividends, so she can more than afford to pay him.

Here's the hardest one to swallow. He wants HER to pay him $2,500 so he can make charitable donations.
I applaud him.  What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #112 on: February 04, 2015, 11:46:07 AM »



Landed in CHI-on schedule for STL around 11a
Better grab you a couple of ChiTownDogs to carry you over till you get to STL
Pringles and Vitamin Water for breakfast-doesn't satisfy my hunger
Well, I don't really want to know about your hunger...
but it IS Chicago....there aren't any food offerings available in the terminal?
I am looking for a warm breakfast sammich, it has eluded me so far. Plenty of scones/muffins/commie food.
Just get the pizza and a beer. Done that for breakfast in CHI airports so many times it makes my arteries constrict to tell of it.

Morning, muchachos.
Morning Raz.
Mornin' Tex. It's killing me - a guy I know has a GP-100 for sale with the 6" barrel and fiber-optic sights. And I'm cash-poor. Argh.
You needed a big raise like I got!    That particular item does not do much for me, got Smith 27 and 629 Mountain Gun so about all the big hole revolvers I need.
You ain't kidding about the raise.

Only wheel gun I own right now is a cheapo .22, which is fun as hell for plinking but not much use in the woods.  I haven't owned a big bore since the 1980's when I had a 686 and a Ruger Blackhawk, and I really need a woods gun.  I don't get into big-bear country much, so a .357 should do for now.
I luv them myself but just something I don't need many of.   .357 Mag is the best handgun caliber  ever made IMHO.    Glock 10mm with the right ammo (Buffalo Bore for the woods and Double Tap for SD) and an aftermarket barrel with an extra inch on it is a badass 15 shot machine  though.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #113 on: February 04, 2015, 11:46:48 AM »

Hope she has to pay it!    She got into a little trouble when her parents (mother is a walmart) bought her name onto the U of MO Basketball Arena and then rats came out of the woodwork announcing her getting caught in some cheating while at the university.  Pretty funny.

The man who's getting divorced from Walmart heiress Paige L says he's become accustomed to their lifestyle and needs around a quarter of a million bucks a month to keep the yacht afloat.

Patrick Dubbert -- who separated from Paige after less than 6 years of marriage -- says in legal docs obtained by TMZ, he misses his life and she needs to fork over between $210K and $240K a month AFTER TAXES (gross would be just over $400K a month) for necessities that include:

-  Rental home -- between $40K and 60K a month
-  Furniture -- $10K a month
-  Personal chef -- $6,700 a month
-  Clothes -- 5K a month
-  Personal trainer -- $2,500 a month
-  Vacations $30K a month (but that includes NetJets)
-  Entertainment $80K a month
-  Personal stylist -- $1K a month
-  Driver -- $4K a month

Dubbert complains he was living with Paige in their $11 million home, and now he's stuck in a Santa Monica apartment half of the year. He spends the other 6 months with his parents in Jefferson City, MO.

Dubbert's argument -- he's worked for her company, and he needs some time to get back into the job market -- and money -- to get back on his feet.

And he says, the law is the law and he's become accustomed to their lavish lifestyle, which included yacht parties that costs $500K a pop, travel in the Walmart private jet, and on and on.

He says Paige rakes in $872K a month just from stocks and dividends, so she can more than afford to pay him.

Here's the hardest one to swallow. He wants HER to pay him $2,500 so he can make charitable donations.
I applaud him.  What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
AMEN!
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #114 on: February 04, 2015, 11:47:13 AM »

The man who's getting divorced from Walmart heiress Paige L says he's become accustomed to their lifestyle and needs around a quarter of a million bucks a month to keep the yacht afloat.


See, this is why I'm never going to be rich.  No matter how much money was at stake, I could never bring myself to go on public record with the court as a whining little pussy.  And apparently you have to be a whining little pussy to get rich women.  Come to think of it, most of the rich men I know have at least a minor case of vaginitis.

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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #115 on: February 04, 2015, 11:48:44 AM »



Landed in CHI-on schedule for STL around 11a
Better grab you a couple of ChiTownDogs to carry you over till you get to STL
Pringles and Vitamin Water for breakfast-doesn't satisfy my hunger
Well, I don't really want to know about your hunger...
but it IS Chicago....there aren't any food offerings available in the terminal?
I am looking for a warm breakfast sammich, it has eluded me so far. Plenty of scones/muffins/commie food.
Just get the pizza and a beer. Done that for breakfast in CHI airports so many times it makes my arteries constrict to tell of it.

Morning, muchachos.
Morning Raz.
Mornin' Tex. It's killing me - a guy I know has a GP-100 for sale with the 6" barrel and fiber-optic sights. And I'm cash-poor. Argh.
You needed a big raise like I got!    That particular item does not do much for me, got Smith 27 and 629 Mountain Gun so about all the big hole revolvers I need.
You ain't kidding about the raise.

Only wheel gun I own right now is a cheapo .22, which is fun as hell for plinking but not much use in the woods.  I haven't owned a big bore since the 1980's when I had a 686 and a Ruger Blackhawk, and I really need a woods gun.  I don't get into big-bear country much, so a .357 should do for now.
I don't own a modern .22 LR rifle or pistol (got a couple of .22 magnums) and those are on my list.  I want one of those takedown ruger 10/22's and a good 1911 .22 LR.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #116 on: February 04, 2015, 11:49:22 AM »



Landed in CHI-on schedule for STL around 11a
Better grab you a couple of ChiTownDogs to carry you over till you get to STL
Pringles and Vitamin Water for breakfast-doesn't satisfy my hunger
Well, I don't really want to know about your hunger...
but it IS Chicago....there aren't any food offerings available in the terminal?
I am looking for a warm breakfast sammich, it has eluded me so far. Plenty of scones/muffins/commie food.
Just get the pizza and a beer. Done that for breakfast in CHI airports so many times it makes my arteries constrict to tell of it.

Morning, muchachos.
Morning Raz.
Mornin' Tex. It's killing me - a guy I know has a GP-100 for sale with the 6" barrel and fiber-optic sights. And I'm cash-poor. Argh.
You needed a big raise like I got!    That particular item does not do much for me, got Smith 27 and 629 Mountain Gun so about all the big hole revolvers I need.
You ain't kidding about the raise.

Only wheel gun I own right now is a cheapo .22, which is fun as hell for plinking but not much use in the woods.  I haven't owned a big bore since the 1980's when I had a 686 and a Ruger Blackhawk, and I really need a woods gun.  I don't get into big-bear country much, so a .357 should do for now.
I luv them myself but just something I don't need many of.   .357 Mag is the best handgun caliber  ever made IMHO.    Glock 10mm with the right ammo (Buffalo Bore for the woods and Double Tap for SD) and an aftermarket barrel with an extra inch on it is a badass 15 shot machine  though.
Yeah, I've considered that many times, and may yet do it.  But I still need a bigger wheel gun around. ;-)
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #117 on: February 04, 2015, 11:49:46 AM »

The man who's getting divorced from Walmart heiress Paige L says he's become accustomed to their lifestyle and needs around a quarter of a million bucks a month to keep the yacht afloat.


See, this is why I'm never going to be rich.  No matter how much money was at stake, I could never bring myself to go on public record with the court as a whining little pussy.  And apparently you have to be a whining little pussy to get rich women.  Come to think of it, most of the rich men I know have at least a minor case of vaginitis.
Given the opportunity you could just call me a wet vagina.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #118 on: February 04, 2015, 11:50:07 AM »

The man who's getting divorced from Walmart heiress Paige L says he's become accustomed to their lifestyle and needs around a quarter of a million bucks a month to keep the yacht afloat.


See, this is why I'm never going to be rich.  No matter how much money was at stake, I could never bring myself to go on public record with the court as a whining little pussy.  And apparently you have to be a whining little pussy to get rich women.  Come to think of it, most of the rich men I know have at least a minor case of vaginitis.
But he can afford to buy Vagasil from Combe Incorporated.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #119 on: February 04, 2015, 11:50:50 AM »



Landed in CHI-on schedule for STL around 11a
Better grab you a couple of ChiTownDogs to carry you over till you get to STL
Pringles and Vitamin Water for breakfast-doesn't satisfy my hunger
Well, I don't really want to know about your hunger...
but it IS Chicago....there aren't any food offerings available in the terminal?
I am looking for a warm breakfast sammich, it has eluded me so far. Plenty of scones/muffins/commie food.
Just get the pizza and a beer. Done that for breakfast in CHI airports so many times it makes my arteries constrict to tell of it.

Morning, muchachos.
Morning Raz.
Mornin' Tex. It's killing me - a guy I know has a GP-100 for sale with the 6" barrel and fiber-optic sights. And I'm cash-poor. Argh.
You needed a big raise like I got!    That particular item does not do much for me, got Smith 27 and 629 Mountain Gun so about all the big hole revolvers I need.
You ain't kidding about the raise.

Only wheel gun I own right now is a cheapo .22, which is fun as hell for plinking but not much use in the woods.  I haven't owned a big bore since the 1980's when I had a 686 and a Ruger Blackhawk, and I really need a woods gun.  I don't get into big-bear country much, so a .357 should do for now.
I luv them myself but just something I don't need many of.   .357 Mag is the best handgun caliber  ever made IMHO.    Glock 10mm with the right ammo (Buffalo Bore for the woods and Double Tap for SD) and an aftermarket barrel with an extra inch on it is a badass 15 shot machine  though.
Yeah, I've considered that many times, and may yet do it.  But I still need a bigger wheel gun around. ;-)
You will not get any argument from me on that need, every man should own at least one or two big bore wheel guns.
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