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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #165 on: February 03, 2015, 01:41:42 PM »

What'd I miss?  Friggin' workafarence from hell today.

Dusty Dave is alive and well.  Our border is literally a line in the sand.
I was happy to read that he is doing well.  Thanks, Joe.

No problem.  It's funny, because over the years I've exchanged countless emails and texts with him, numerous order splits... and it's the first time I've ever actually spoken to him. I usually don't answer my phone at night, not that it rings all that much to begin with, but saw the name and had to take it.

Hey, Joe. Glad to hear the report. Haven't heard since his Holiday email. I certainly don't envy that work arrangement though... unless that apartment also came with a nice looking, live-in guest to keep my mind off 'missing' the Warden. Ha.
Did he take over Chris's room at the Bedbug Inn?
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #166 on: February 03, 2015, 01:45:58 PM »

Did not even know we had a border.  Now Mexico has one and they enforce it heavily but don't think the U.S. has one anymore.

I figure Mexico is more concerned with the Guatemalan one, and that's gotta be significantly shorter... twss
Mexico enforces the chit out of the border if Muricans try to slip in on them or get caught with illegal stuff (guns and ammo mostly) at the vehicle crossings.

No doubt, they love to bust 'em some Muricans, but I figure going IN wasn't as big a deal as coming back out. There is no love loss for the folks south of their boarder though. 
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #167 on: February 03, 2015, 01:52:16 PM »

Did not even know we had a border.  Now Mexico has one and they enforce it heavily but don't think the U.S. has one anymore.

I figure Mexico is more concerned with the Guatemalan one, and that's gotta be significantly shorter... twss
Mexico enforces the chit out of the border if Muricans try to slip in on them or get caught with illegal stuff (guns and ammo mostly) at the vehicle crossings.

No doubt, they love to bust 'em some Muricans, but I figure going IN wasn't as big a deal as coming back out. There is no love loss for the folks south of their boarder though.
Don't worry Murica has enough love for them too.  We love everyone as long as they come from the otherside of our borders and don't use a conventional method of travel and wish to destroy us.
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #168 on: February 03, 2015, 01:53:24 PM »

What'd I miss?  Friggin' workafarence from hell today.
Everything!
Shaun farted
I did earlier, man it was terrible!  Hope I don't do that on the plane tomorrow!   ;)   Could light them and then they will not stink but you might go to jail for terrorist activities.
LMFAO   Tough choice on the plane, gas expands at altitude and it is either fart or blow up.
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #169 on: February 03, 2015, 01:54:18 PM »

Beer distributer BIL says VaS 6-packs should be available in stores here pretty soon...
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #170 on: February 03, 2015, 01:54:40 PM »

What'd I miss?  Friggin' workafarence from hell today.
Everything!
Shaun farted
I did earlier, man it was terrible!  Hope I don't do that on the plane tomorrow!   ;)
A fart in an airplane - the gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving.  Gotta that recirculating air.
Isn't that redundant?  In fact, we should change the name of it to a fartplane.  {sniff sniff}  Is that Amelia Earhart I'm smelling?
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #171 on: February 03, 2015, 01:55:46 PM »

What'd I miss?  Friggin' workafarence from hell today.
Everything!
Shaun farted
I did earlier, man it was terrible!  Hope I don't do that on the plane tomorrow!   ;)
A fart in an airplane - the gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving.  Gotta that recirculating air.
Isn't that redundant?  In fact, we should change the name of it to a fartplane.  {sniff sniff}  Is that Amelia Earhart I'm smelling?
Anybody still want to talk about aluminum foil?
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #172 on: February 03, 2015, 01:56:31 PM »

Beer distributer BIL says VaS 6-packs should be available in stores here pretty soon...
Victor Sinclair making beer now too?  Hope it is better than the cigars. ;D
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #173 on: February 03, 2015, 01:57:01 PM »

Anybody still want to talk about aluminum foil?

It's what the Tin Man uses for a band-aid.
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #174 on: February 03, 2015, 01:57:51 PM »

Anybody still want to talk about aluminum foil?

It's what the Tin Man uses for a band-aid.
You know, could be.
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #175 on: February 03, 2015, 01:58:31 PM »

Did not even know we had a border.  Now Mexico has one and they enforce it heavily but don't think the U.S. has one anymore.

I figure Mexico is more concerned with the Guatemalan one, and that's gotta be significantly shorter... twss
Mexico enforces the chit out of the border if Muricans try to slip in on them or get caught with illegal stuff (guns and ammo mostly) at the vehicle crossings.

No doubt, they love to bust 'em some Muricans, but I figure going IN wasn't as big a deal as coming back out. There is no love loss for the folks south of their boarder though.
Most of the national economies south of the border would take a nose dive if the money sent home by " immigrants" was cut off.  Foreign exchange.  Just notice all the Western Union offices in ethnic neighborhoods.  Send cash home!
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #176 on: February 03, 2015, 01:58:48 PM »

Beer distributer BIL says VaS 6-packs should be available in stores here pretty soon...

Nice!!!  It's not cheap but I love that stuff. 
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #177 on: February 03, 2015, 01:59:44 PM »

Beer distributer BIL says VaS 6-packs should be available in stores here pretty soon...
Victor Sinclair making beer now too?  Hope it is better than the cigars. ;D

Ya. I was trying to lure Joe out. You know the code too.  :P

Besides, they couldn't do much worse.
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #178 on: February 03, 2015, 01:59:51 PM »

Did not even know we had a border.  Now Mexico has one and they enforce it heavily but don't think the U.S. has one anymore.

I figure Mexico is more concerned with the Guatemalan one, and that's gotta be significantly shorter... twss
Mexico enforces the chit out of the border if Muricans try to slip in on them or get caught with illegal stuff (guns and ammo mostly) at the vehicle crossings.

No doubt, they love to bust 'em some Muricans, but I figure going IN wasn't as big a deal as coming back out. There is no love loss for the folks south of their boarder though.
Most of the national economies south of the border would take a nose dive if the money sent home by " immigrants" was cut off.  Foreign exchange.  Just notice all the Western Union offices in ethnic neighborhoods.  Send cash home!
And phone cards.
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Re: 2/3/2015
« Reply #179 on: February 03, 2015, 02:00:10 PM »

Alright, I'm sneaking outta here before anything else shows up on my desk. Enjoy the rest of the day, all!
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