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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #210 on: February 02, 2015, 04:40:20 PM »

Speaking of wives, I'd still like to stab mine in the neck.  Working from home today did not help the situation.
Any particular reason why the neck?  Just slap the bitch around and put her in her place.  Let me know how that works for you.
I'll just continue ignoring her.  I can't go to prison for that.
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #211 on: February 02, 2015, 04:40:41 PM »

Speaking of wives, I'd still like to stab mine in the neck.  Working from home today did not help the situation.

I think that's frowned upon... unless you're going to use your penis.
And you wouldn't even have get out of the recliner.  NOT!
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #212 on: February 02, 2015, 04:42:45 PM »

Speaking of wives, I'd still like to stab mine in the neck.  Working from home today did not help the situation.
Any particular reason why the neck?  Just slap the bitch around and put her in her place.  Let me know how that works for you.
I'll just continue ignoring her.  I can't go to prison for that.
Reckon the stinkeye beats being Bubba's bitch.  I ought to get an extra star for using bitch twice in the post or thread or whatever these things are.
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #213 on: February 02, 2015, 04:42:49 PM »

Speaking of wives, I'd still like to stab mine in the neck.  Working from home today did not help the situation.

I think that's frowned upon... unless you're going to use your penis.
Just letting off some steam.  Besides, my penis isn't comfortable around her.

Why not? I thought that's where she kept your balls...

Just playing anyway.
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #214 on: February 02, 2015, 04:43:15 PM »

If anyone wants to see a funny movie watch, "A million ways to die in the West..."
You've given the first good review of this movie.  I'm a MacFarlane fan but I think even he would admit that movie was a flop.  I did not see it though.
While fighting with my wife, we decided to watch some thing funny, and we laughed all the way through it.. :)
Sounds like good medicine!
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #215 on: February 02, 2015, 04:44:24 PM »

Time to serve dinner while the wife is awake...  Garlic Pork Roast over dressing, mashed potatoes and gravy, and Swans peas (I love those) ...  Bye for now, I may be back after doing the dishes...ugh..!
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #216 on: February 02, 2015, 04:45:02 PM »

Speaking of wives, I'd still like to stab mine in the neck.  Working from home today did not help the situation.

I think that's frowned upon... unless you're going to use your penis.
Just letting off some steam.  Besides, my penis isn't comfortable around her.

Why not? I thought that's where she kept your balls...

Just playing anyway.
My penis isn't comfortable around my balls either.   ;)
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #217 on: February 02, 2015, 04:45:07 PM »

Time to serve dinner while the wife is awake...  Garlic Pork Roast over dressing, mashed potatoes and gravy, and Swans peas (I love those) ...  Bye for now, I may be back after doing the dishes...ugh..!

Take care, Dad
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #218 on: February 02, 2015, 04:45:57 PM »

Time to serve dinner while the wife is awake...  Garlic Pork Roast over dressing, mashed potatoes and gravy, and Swans peas (I love those) ...  Bye for now, I may be back after doing the dishes...ugh..!
Sounds yummo.  Enjoy.
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #219 on: February 02, 2015, 04:47:20 PM »

Time to serve dinner while the wife is awake...  Garlic Pork Roast over dressing, mashed potatoes and gravy, and Swans peas (I love those) ...  Bye for now, I may be back after doing the dishes...ugh..!

Take care, Dad

First time I read that, I though it was Schwans. Anyone still get that stuff? Maybe that is what he meant.
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #220 on: February 02, 2015, 04:47:26 PM »

Speaking of wives, I'd still like to stab mine in the neck.  Working from home today did not help the situation.
Any particular reason why the neck?  Just slap the bitch around and put her in her place.  Let me know how that works for you.
I'll just continue ignoring her.  I can't go to prison for that.
Reckon the stinkeye beats being Bubba's bitch.  I ought to get an extra star for using bitch twice in the post or thread or whatever these things are.
Go for the trifecta!
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #221 on: February 02, 2015, 04:48:34 PM »

Time to serve dinner while the wife is awake...  Garlic Pork Roast over dressing, mashed potatoes and gravy, and Swans peas (I love those) ...  Bye for now, I may be back after doing the dishes...ugh..!
Sounds yummo.  Enjoy.

Alright Rachael, I'll see ya'll later.
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #222 on: February 02, 2015, 04:50:19 PM »

Time to serve dinner while the wife is awake...  Garlic Pork Roast over dressing, mashed potatoes and gravy, and Swans peas (I love those) ...  Bye for now, I may be back after doing the dishes...ugh..!
Sounds yummo.  Enjoy.

Alright Rachael, I'll see ya'll later.
That was for Gervasio in case he was lurking.  I'm signing off too in 10 minutes.
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #223 on: February 02, 2015, 04:52:45 PM »

Speaking of wives, I'd still like to stab mine in the neck.  Working from home today did not help the situation.
Any particular reason why the neck?  Just slap the bitch around and put her in her place.  Let me know how that works for you.
I'll just continue ignoring her.  I can't go to prison for that.
Reckon the stinkeye beats being Bubba's bitch.  I ought to get an extra star for using bitch twice in the post or thread or whatever these things are.
Go for the trifecta!
Stupid Bitch
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Re: 2/2/2015
« Reply #224 on: February 02, 2015, 04:55:31 PM »

Speaking of wives, I'd still like to stab mine in the neck.  Working from home today did not help the situation.
Any particular reason why the neck?  Just slap the bitch around and put her in her place.  Let me know how that works for you.
I'll just continue ignoring her.  I can't go to prison for that.
Reckon the stinkeye beats being Bubba's bitch.  I ought to get an extra star for using bitch twice in the post or thread or whatever these things are.
Go for the trifecta!
Stupid Bitch
Hahaha, very well done.
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