Morning, muchachos. Insomnia check-in.
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Oof. Sorry to see you on here so early, Bret. Good morning to ya.
Is what it is. Guess I'll give myself a luxury shave today.
I think some massage parlors offer a similar service. Morning, SleeplessRaz.
I actually hate massages but love to be shaved. Used to be able to get one for peanuts. Now those luxury barbershops try to rape your wallet while giving you a shave. Like sex, I'll just do it myself and be done with it.
For that matter, try to find a real barbershop anymore. The one here in town, which was owned by an old family friend, just closed when "Uncle" Chuck finally retired (at 82). Now all we've got are a bunch of beauty shops. That is NOT the same thing.
I guess I've finally gotten old. I don't much care for the modern world. You can't smoke in it, you can't chase women in it, and you can't disagree in it. It smells like Axe body spray, sounds like a digital sampler, and looks like a Prius.
Listen to me. And I'm not even a Boomer.