Lets see why People dislike Florida
1)Florida has the most Pedophiles.
2)If you are a redneck young female you can kill your baby and get away with it.
3)Every where you turn you have some idiot Floridian trying to rip you off with some scam.
4)Cops here take 2 hours to respond to a real crime but it takes minutes to pull over someone doing 5 miles over the speed limit.
5)Looking for a job here, good luck at getting a job at Publix or Disney for $8 an hour.
6)Florida drivers drive like crap and then blame the tourist or New Yorkers. Yet statistics show that it's the natives here that suck as drivers because if you take drivers ed like here in Orange county you don't even have to take the state driving exam.
7)Girls here are trashy as hell and spread diseases all over, yet they blame the Black people or Hispanics.
8)Teen pregnancy in Orlando at a all time high.
9)the court system is as corrupt as hell and we depend on them to protect are constitutional rights but they let every street thug loose.
10)The weather here sucks, school system sucks, jobs suck, and Floridians honestly think that Bahama Breeze or the Ale House are high class restaurants.
11)Natives her are rude as hell. If you did not grow up living in the boondocks shooting soda cans and possums then you obviously do not fit in.
12)UCF and Miami College are your Ivy League school and everyone that goes there thinks they are smart but are really idiots, yet up north we have Columbia College, NYU, Baruch College, Cornell University, Penn State, Harvard, Notre dame University and we know we are smarter yet we dont go around acting like we are so big.
in summary, Florida has no jobs, hospitals suck, schools sucks, natives are rude, drivers are bad, cops and judges are corrupt, a bunch of pedophiles and moms who kill their babies, love bugs galore, hillbillies with no education, sink holes everywhere, trashy women and men who think its okay to sleep with everyone that is married, people who think 25 floors on a building is considered a skyscraper, racist people everywhere that hate tourist and New Yorkers who actually bring money to this sand trap hell hole. If it were not for Disney you would be selling Oranges to Tropicana and every idiot you can to try and convert State Road 50 from a crappy dirt road to a paved road still. Wow and you ask why Northerners hate Florida. Maybe its because you hate us and we know that our way of life up there is far more advance and about 10 years ahead of yours. We got fooled with the weather and the palm trees and the only reason we can't move back is because we got scammed with the real estate market and spent all our money on houses down here and we are now stuck with them because no one in this country wants to move to a trashy hell hole state like this. They called this a swing state for elections, why not call it the Swingers State with all the trashy whores here. They call it the "sunshine State" why not call it the "Lightning and watch your butt when you walk you might die due to lightning state", they call this the "gator state" and that is probably the only thing they got right with the gators running into peoples swimming pools. While we are at it, lets call it the "lets set every forest on fire on purpose and good luck driving through that buddy state". Good ole Florida where the Meth Labs are the only Chemistry Labs your Child will ever get to learn about chemistry and the gators are the only team that the natives actually root for because the real Pro-Teams are to similar to what goes on up north. Hey I am running for Mayor, Sheriff, Congress, Senator, I am the biggest idiot out here but guess what, I'm from Florida, that is my slogan and I know you will vote for me because i am an idiot and i am from Floriduh, after our election we can have fun doing a recount because we never get it right with our stupid handwritten ancient ballot and elderly people running the precincts who are to old to see the darn computer screen. After all that re-count we can say you stole the election because we can't count. I love this state, all you northerners stay out, only we Floridians have the right to this bug infested state. Mama i'm only 18 years old, why you kicking me out of the house? Because that is what we do here in Florida, time for you to go get a job at Publix son and pay $1,100 on a crappy apartment.