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BTW, do we have an over/under on how many fucking mushroom swiss burgers Dean eats in a month?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

Were they B-cups or B-stings?

They were at least a D cup.

[A Friend of Charlie]

BTW, do we have an over/under on how many fucking mushroom swiss burgers Dean eats in a month?

LMFAO!  I'm gonna put the o/u at 10.

[sfish]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

Were they B-cups or B-stings?

They were at least a D cup.

Mmmmm, say it again only slower

[A Friend of Charlie]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

Great but could she suck the color out of a marble? That's what we want to know...Sorry Pam, no offense, GFY!

Sadly, I never found out.  Sadder, even with the horrible alcohol breath, that little bit of tit and ass grab was all I needed to get off.  It still is.

[sfish]

BTW, do we have an over/under on how many fucking mushroom swiss burgers Dean eats in a month?

LMFAO!  I'm gonna put the o/u at 10.

Solid line, that's >2 per week. Hmmm

[sfish]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

Great but could she suck the color out of a marble? That's what we want to know...Sorry Pam, no offense, GFY!

Sadly, I never found out.  Sadder, even with the horrible alcohol breath, that little bit of tit and ass grab was all I needed to get off.  It still is.

BD, when did you sneak into this conversation? TMI!

[A Friend of Charlie]

BTW, do we have an over/under on how many fucking mushroom swiss burgers Dean eats in a month?

LMFAO!  I'm gonna put the o/u at 10.

Solid line, that's >2 per week. Hmmm

It will help me to know it the mushrooms are fresh or canned?  Dean?

[sfish]

BTW, do we have an over/under on how many fucking mushroom swiss burgers Dean eats in a month?

LMFAO!  I'm gonna put the o/u at 10.

Solid line, that's >2 per week. Hmmm

It will help me to know it the mushrooms are fresh or canned?  Dean?

Irrelevant, he's retired. He eats so many he may be growing a patch under his chair

[Travellin Dave]

got a couple of mushroom swiss burgers going on the grill and heating up some bean soup. good day for both.
bbl.

Time to hit the caf.  Be back shortly.  (No offense, Joe)

LMFAO!!!  Good one!!!  Nice tits, by the way.

I guess... If you like hairy tits.

Ahhh, another trip down memory lane....been a long time (looooong) time since I've dated a nice Italian girl.  They now have treatments for that.....http://www.vaniqa.com/

In all fairness, Armenians and Greeks hold their own in this arena too.

But never dated any Armenians or Greeks.

[Travellin Dave]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

Great but could she suck the color out of a marble? That's what we want to know...Sorry Pam, no offense, GFY!

Sadly, I never found out.  Sadder, even with the horrible alcohol breath, that little bit of tit and ass grab was all I needed to get off.  It still is.

Very sorry to hear that...

[CigarGuy87]

BTW, do we have an over/under on how many fucking mushroom swiss burgers Dean eats in a month?

LMFAO!  I'm gonna put the o/u at 10.

Solid line, that's >2 per week. Hmmm

Needs more tuna and motorboating IMO, GFY, etc, etc, etc

[A Friend of Charlie]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

Great but could she suck the color out of a marble? That's what we want to know...Sorry Pam, no offense, GFY!

Sadly, I never found out.  Sadder, even with the horrible alcohol breath, that little bit of tit and ass grab was all I needed to get off.  It still is.

Very sorry to hear that...

Why?  It seems to be working for me.  And it leaves me more time to complain about not smoking cigars.

[sfish]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

Great but could she suck the color out of a marble? That's what we want to know...Sorry Pam, no offense, GFY!

Sadly, I never found out.  Sadder, even with the horrible alcohol breath, that little bit of tit and ass grab was all I needed to get off.  It still is.

Very sorry to hear that...

Yeah and just what I need, a mental image a of a chubby Italian crankin' one off

[Oyam18]

Something to do on a day off.