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[A Friend of Charlie]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

That helps explain how you got as far as you did!

She would remove my hand from her ass while we were making out and I'd put it right back... 10 minutes later she'd realize my hand was on her ass again and remove it.  She didn't want me to think she was easy.

[jswaykos]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

That helps explain how you got as far as you did!

She's probably saying the exact same thing about Tony.

[dwgbryant]

got a couple of mushroom swiss burgers going on the grill and heating up some bean soup. good day for both.
bbl.

[A Friend of Charlie]

got a couple of mushroom swiss burgers going on the grill and heating up some bean soup. good day for both.
bbl.

Time to hit the caf.  Be back shortly.  (No offense, Joe)

[Threebean]

Where's BD, his sampler is up.

[jswaykos]

got a couple of mushroom swiss burgers going on the grill and heating up some bean soup. good day for both.
bbl.

Time to hit the caf.  Be back shortly.  (No offense, Joe)

LMFAO!!!  Good one!!!  Nice tits, by the way.

[A Friend of Charlie]

got a couple of mushroom swiss burgers going on the grill and heating up some bean soup. good day for both.
bbl.

Time to hit the caf.  Be back shortly.  (No offense, Joe)

LMFAO!!!  Good one!!!  Nice tits, by the way.

I guess... If you like hairy tits.

[Travellin Dave]

Where's BD, his sampler is up.

Babysitting....can't seem to do that and banter at the same time.

[Travellin Dave]

got a couple of mushroom swiss burgers going on the grill and heating up some bean soup. good day for both.
bbl.

Time to hit the caf.  Be back shortly.  (No offense, Joe)

LMFAO!!!  Good one!!!  Nice tits, by the way.

I guess... If you like hairy tits.

Ahhh, another trip down memory lane....been a long time (looooong) time since I've dated a nice Italian girl.  They now have treatments for that.....http://www.vaniqa.com/

[A Friend of Charlie]

got a couple of mushroom swiss burgers going on the grill and heating up some bean soup. good day for both.
bbl.

Time to hit the caf.  Be back shortly.  (No offense, Joe)

LMFAO!!!  Good one!!!  Nice tits, by the way.

I guess... If you like hairy tits.

Ahhh, another trip down memory lane....been a long time (looooong) time since I've dated a nice Italian girl.  They now have treatments for that.....http://www.vaniqa.com/

In all fairness, Armenians and Greeks hold their own in this arena too.

[Baby Face Finster]

got a couple of mushroom swiss burgers going on the grill and heating up some bean soup. good day for both.
bbl.

Time to hit the caf.  Be back shortly.  (No offense, Joe)

LMFAO!!!  Good one!!!  Nice tits, by the way.

I guess... If you like hairy tits.

Why not? Then you don't have to floss when you get home from a date!

[A Friend of Charlie]

got a couple of mushroom swiss burgers going on the grill and heating up some bean soup. good day for both.
bbl.

Time to hit the caf.  Be back shortly.  (No offense, Joe)

LMFAO!!!  Good one!!!  Nice tits, by the way.

I guess... If you like hairy tits.

Why not? Then you don't have to floss when you get home from a date!

I've always thought of you as a glass half full kinda guy.

[Baby Face Finster]

got a couple of mushroom swiss burgers going on the grill and heating up some bean soup. good day for both.
bbl.

Time to hit the caf.  Be back shortly.  (No offense, Joe)

LMFAO!!!  Good one!!!  Nice tits, by the way.

I guess... If you like hairy tits.

Why not? Then you don't have to floss when you get home from a date!

I've always thought of you as a glass half full kinda guy.

You betcha! Just had to jump on that one. So many memories 

[sfish]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

Were they B-cups or B-stings?

[sfish]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

Great but could she suck the color out of a marble? That's what we want to know...Sorry Pam, no offense, GFY!