Man, there are just no remotely tempting cigar deals out there...least not that I can find.
You're just picky, I mean you have such discerning tastes.
Yeah, thanks to you troublemakers. I was perfectly content believing ad-copy, thinking that every e-mail from CI contained special secret deals just for me, and believing that Gurkhas must be great because there are so many of them. But noooooo. I had to start hanging out with you clowns. Why, oh why didn't I take the
blue pill?