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[Travellin Dave]

Good morning Chip and Dave and Dean.  Seems to be a pretty ho hum jam so far.

Sort of like Ho Ho ho Hum?   Morning Tony, where is the Elf on Christmas Eve?

Sorry, getting ready and didn't bring my phone into the shower.    I didn't move the elf last night.  On purpose this time.  Kids pissed me off pretty good.

SCROOGE

I know.  I really didn't wanna be a dick but they forced my hand.  Been asking them to clean their rooms all week. They spent the entire day after school yesterday in their rooms supposedly getting it done. When they came down for dinner they claimed they were practically done.  I gave them about 90 more minutes and when I went upstairs to tuck them I found they hadn't done a single thing.  They were playing the whole time and didn't even make their beds.  I'm hoping the elf not moving scares them a little.  Otherwise, what the fuck is the elf good for?  It's supposed to put them on their best behavior.

You should have put him facing the corner or with a bag over his head, or strung him up.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I got to get out pretty early and top,off my Christmas shopping this morning.  Fell,in love yesterday at the Perfume Boutique but the warden should be pleased with all the nice perfume selections I willingly purchased.

Hopefully you got something that smells good and not just the ones the prettiest salesgirls were pitching.

Everything was smelling good!  I think she will be pleased.

[dwgbryant]

Morning Chip, Dave, Dean and Mayor Antnee.

good morning Dave of Many Travels.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning Chip and Dave and Dean.  Seems to be a pretty ho hum jam so far.

Sort of like Ho Ho ho Hum?   Morning Tony, where is the Elf on Christmas Eve?

Sorry, getting ready and didn't bring my phone into the shower.    I didn't move the elf last night.  On purpose this time.  Kids pissed me off pretty good.

SCROOGE

I know.  I really didn't wanna be a dick but they forced my hand.  Been asking them to clean their rooms all week. They spent the entire day after school yesterday in their rooms supposedly getting it done. When they came down for dinner they claimed they were practically done.  I gave them about 90 more minutes and when I went upstairs to tuck them I found they hadn't done a single thing.  They were playing the whole time and didn't even make their beds.  I'm hoping the elf not moving scares them a little.  Otherwise, what the fuck is the elf good for?  It's supposed to put them on their best behavior.

You should have put him facing the corner or with a bag over his head, or strung him up.

Treat him like a squirrel that will teach them.

[dwgbryant]

Three red berries instead of red stars this morning Dean?.....well actually 5 red berries....

ha, someone noticed the mistletoe.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Three red berries instead of red stars this morning Dean?.....well actually 5 red berries....

ha, someone noticed the mistletoe.

I assume y'all are talking about Avi's that most have had to turn off and never see anymore.

[Travellin Dave]

I got to get out pretty early and top,off my Christmas shopping this morning.  Fell,in love yesterday at the Perfume Boutique but the warden should be pleased with all the nice perfume selections I willingly purchased.

Brave man to venture out today, you are!  I'm not that brave.

[South Carolina Redfish]

With all the rioting going on thought a little clarity might be needed.

The Clarity of Philosophy...........

The Great Lao-Tzu said:

"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence."

[Travellin Dave]

Three red berries instead of red stars this morning Dean?.....well actually 5 red berries....

ha, someone noticed the mistletoe.

I assume y'all are talking about Avi's that most have had to turn off and never see anymore.

For sure.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I got to get out pretty early and top,off my Christmas shopping this morning.  Fell,in love yesterday at the Perfume Boutique but the warden should be pleased with all the nice perfume selections I willingly purchased.

Brave man to venture out today, you are!  I'm not that brave.

No where near a Mall and go early so hopefully not too bad.  Actually was not too bad shopping at 3 stores yesterday afternoon but parking lots were a Fuk'n nightmare. 

I rarely buy in B&M's anymore but not aware of a place online other than the same B&M sites to buy certain items like perfume with any confidence they are real.  Other things are simple stocking stuffers.

[Travellin Dave]

With all the rioting going on thought a little clarity might be needed.

The Clarity of Philosophy...........

The Great Lao-Tzu said:

"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence."

...and I think it was the philosopher Wang Hung Wo that said
Regardless of what you're trolling for
Don't sit out in a mosquito infested area
Without your pants on.

[Travellin Dave]

Looks like the AVOs are stuck.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Long as it took to move MB 3's these Avo's might be around for lunch.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning guys, Merry Xmas Eve. No Scrooge here, kids will be kids. And what does Tony expect? They're HIS kids! Of course they'll be unproductive, lol.

I expect them to do as I say and not as I do.  In my house, I'm management.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning guys, Merry Xmas Eve. No Scrooge here, kids will be kids. And what does Tony expect? They're HIS kids! Of course they'll be unproductive, lol.

Morning Fish.  Yeah Tony seems a bit cranky this morning, kids better pick up some donuts and coffee for him before he puts on his Santa suit.