One of the relics on my wish-list is a replica of a Colt Model 1860 Army. It is widely considered to be one of the most beautiful firearms ever designed. But note that here I said relic, not firearm. The government has declared that this is NOT, in fact, a firearm, and not by any definition a gun. It is a "curio or relic." Bruce Springsteen used to carry one of these on occasion in his pre-fame days, because, y'know, he lived in Jersey. And Jersey doesn't like guns. Anyway, I'm bidding on this one in an auction. I'm lowballing. Hoping I can get it cheap.