Thought for Today: "As a woman I have no country. As a woman my country is the whole world." — Virginia Woolf, English author (1882-1941).
OK, how about some Mark Twain...
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.
There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail
God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
There is nothing comparable to the endurance of a woman. In military life she would tire out an army of men, either in camp or on the march.