Time for a dick related joke..
Don boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced up
and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was
heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat
right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation Don blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago. "
Don swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of Nymphomaniacs. Struggling
to maintain his composure, Don calmly asked, "What's your business role at
this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my
personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" Don gasped for breath. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French men are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are
the best. I have also personally discovered that the lover with absolutely
the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't
even know your name."
"Tonto," Don declared, "Tonto Goldstein, but all my friends call me
Bubba!"