I have a Christmas party today at work and I am not going. Call me ba hum bug but I am not going to pretend that everything is great.
Are you trying to insinuate that America hasn't been Made Great Again?!? Cause I won't stand for that sort of talk.
There should be a logout button somewhere in the upper-right...
I take it all back. USA! USA!
Well, Mexico is out, cause, you know, I don't want to have to pay for the big, beautiful wall. Canada might be an option, because they have legalized pot and lots of maple syrup.