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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #75 on: December 10, 2018, 02:15:41 PM »

Anyone here want to help out this fine American fighting man and earn some serious dough to boot?

Greetings,
 
My name is  Jim Cooper. I am an American soldier, presently in Afghanistan for the training, advising the Afghan forces and also helping in stabilizing the country against security challenges. With a very desperate need for assistance, I have decided to contact you for your kind assistance to move the sum of (US$38,000,000.00) Thirty eight Million United States Dollars to you for investment purpose if I can be assured that my interest will be protected until I complete my service.

Some money in various currencies was discovered in boxes at a farmhouse during a rescue operation we conducted in one of the attacks by the terrorists and it was agreed by my colleagues and I that some part of this money be shared among us. The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British doctor working with Red Cross, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. he does not know the real content of the package, and believes that it belongs to a British /American medical doctor who died in a raid here in Afghanistan, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his Family.

I have now found a much secured way of getting the package out of Afghanistan to you for pick up and I will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me. I am ready to compensate you with 30% of the $38 million USD for your assistance.
I do not know how long we will remain here, and I have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help
 
Please contact me as soon as possible with the following details:
 
Full Name:
Full Address:
Tel/cell numbers:
Occupation:
 
God Bless you as I look forward to your positive response.

Best regards,

Jim Cooper.

Well at least they're starting to apply good grammar and spelling to their scam emails.
Grammer kinda started falling apart at the end of the second paragraph and most of the third... but yea, better than many.
I'm gonna wait to hear the other reasons first.
I forwarded your phone number to him; keep us in the loop.  I want a 15% finders fee, though.

I ought to send it to my wife.
There's probably enough there for all of your deadbeats.
Might not be if you take into account Mark's fee.
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #76 on: December 10, 2018, 02:20:39 PM »

Hazzuh!
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #77 on: December 10, 2018, 03:15:32 PM »

Anyone here want to help out this fine American fighting man and earn some serious dough to boot?

Greetings,
 
My name is  Jim Cooper. I am an American soldier, presently in Afghanistan for the training, advising the Afghan forces and also helping in stabilizing the country against security challenges. With a very desperate need for assistance, I have decided to contact you for your kind assistance to move the sum of (US$38,000,000.00) Thirty eight Million United States Dollars to you for investment purpose if I can be assured that my interest will be protected until I complete my service.

Some money in various currencies was discovered in boxes at a farmhouse during a rescue operation we conducted in one of the attacks by the terrorists and it was agreed by my colleagues and I that some part of this money be shared among us. The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British doctor working with Red Cross, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. he does not know the real content of the package, and believes that it belongs to a British /American medical doctor who died in a raid here in Afghanistan, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his Family.

I have now found a much secured way of getting the package out of Afghanistan to you for pick up and I will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me. I am ready to compensate you with 30% of the $38 million USD for your assistance.
I do not know how long we will remain here, and I have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help
 
Please contact me as soon as possible with the following details:
 
Full Name:
Full Address:
Tel/cell numbers:
Occupation:
 
God Bless you as I look forward to your positive response.

Best regards,

Jim Cooper.

Well at least they're starting to apply good grammar and spelling to their scam emails.
Grammer kinda started falling apart at the end of the second paragraph and most of the third... but yea, better than many.
I'm gonna wait to hear the other reasons first.
I forwarded your phone number to him; keep us in the loop.  I want a 15% finders fee, though.

I ought to send it to my wife.
Make sure she still doesn't have one of your credit cards...
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #78 on: December 10, 2018, 03:26:11 PM »

In the man cave with an Amazon Basin. 
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #79 on: December 10, 2018, 03:32:33 PM »

In the man cave with an Amazon Basin.
That sounds lovely. I need to rush home today or I would join you. Plus the temps are supposed to go up as the week progresses.
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #80 on: December 10, 2018, 03:42:14 PM »

In the man cave with an Amazon Basin.
That sounds lovely. I need to rush home today or I would join you. Plus the temps are supposed to go up as the week progresses.
True, but wetness is supposed to accompany that warmer weather.  You'll need to stop by one of our garages....
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #81 on: December 10, 2018, 03:42:48 PM »

In the man cave with an Amazon Basin.
Good way to manage the afternoon Mr. Bean.
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #82 on: December 10, 2018, 03:45:03 PM »

Today's specials from SBC:

Monday Special!


Hello Small Batchers today we have one special on three categorizes!

 CODE: MONDAY = 17% off plus 5% reward points on the categories below!

 Black Label
 Foundation
 RoMa Craft
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #83 on: December 10, 2018, 03:48:31 PM »

Yes it came today
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #84 on: December 10, 2018, 04:13:57 PM »

In the man cave with an Amazon Basin.
Good cigar there!!
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #85 on: December 10, 2018, 04:41:50 PM »

In the man cave with an Amazon Basin.
Good way to manage the afternoon Mr. Bean.
Indeed. I'm really enjoying this one.  I'd rank it ahead of the anaconda in the taste and consistency area.
edit: I may have to amend my football wager! 
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #86 on: December 10, 2018, 07:14:19 PM »

Beaver dam
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #87 on: December 10, 2018, 07:26:53 PM »

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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #88 on: December 10, 2018, 07:32:21 PM »

Beaver dam
Damn beaver!
Haha, good evening.. was seeing if anyone was around. Having my evening cigar.
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Re: 12/10/2018
« Reply #89 on: December 10, 2018, 08:12:33 PM »

Beaver dam
Damn beaver!
Haha, good evening.. was seeing if anyone was around. Having my evening cigar.
I still check in from time to time. Good evening, Rick.
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