"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed." — Albert Einstein
"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look." — Author Unknown
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets" — Al McGuire
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks." — Author Unknown
"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree." — W. C. Fields