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[South Carolina Redfish]

No Bad Dad Tales today hope he did not get caught granny groping and get his internet taken away.

Nope, not in trouble.  My friend came over and got me drunk yesterday, so I stayed home and sort of behaved.  I did have a terrible mole accident this morning.  I miss judged the distance to dig behind the mole, and I guess he was making a run for it and got under the shovel.  It was just terrible...  Mole services pending.  Well, I have to run... I have to babysit in 15 min.  Later guys...!

At least he won't be back.  Accident?

I swear, he hit my shovel!

Serves the little digging bastard right!

[BackyardSmoker]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

[CigarGuy87]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

Or jerk me off... 

[Travellin Dave]

Barry's a good dude, I just think the whole CI/CCOM relationship was such a big part of his cache' with us and Tony obviously stripped him of that, much like he strips the meat off a spare rib. Can't blame the guy for being a bit pissed

Mmmmm.  Maybe we'll do ribs this year.

LOL, I'm hungry now. For the record there's no real reason to be mad but he's a good guy

Chicken Strips and Corndogs for lunch today...it's like an elementary school with all of the excitement around the office.

Can you get Katie Katy Perry to throw them to you?

She could do whatever she wants to me!

No argument from me gourd boy!

[BackyardSmoker]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

Or jerk me off... 

Really!?! It didn't say anything about stuardess' going to the welfare line. Besides, you could rub it out yourself and save us all about a minute and a half.

[CigarGuy87]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

Or jerk me off... 

Really!?! It didn't say anything about stuardess' going to the welfare line. Besides, you could rub it out yourself and save us all about a minute and a half.

LOL!  90seconds, maybe if I had some pictures of KP...   

[LuvTooGolf]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

Or jerk me off... 

Gotta have somewhere to go when you have an upgraded model next year.

[South Carolina Redfish]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

Or jerk me off... 

Gotta have somewhere to go when you have an upgraded model next year.

So now we are talking about jerking off a jerk off is that about right?

[BackyardSmoker]

Sometimes it's the comments that are the best part of an article...

If the sky is full of sky cars, they will block out the sun and we'll all DIE DIE DIE !!!

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[CigarGuy87]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

Or jerk me off... 

Gotta have somewhere to go when you have an upgraded model next year.

So now we are talking about jerking off a jerk off is that about right?

[BackyardSmoker]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

Or jerk me off... 

Gotta have somewhere to go when you have an upgraded model next year.

So now we are talking about jerking off a jerk off is that about right?

No worries, Dave. He probably just needs a nice, stiff wind to get the job done.

[CigarGuy87]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

Or jerk me off... 

Gotta have somewhere to go when you have an upgraded model next year.

So now we are talking about jerking off a jerk off is that about right?

No worries, Dave. He probably just needs a nice, stiff wind to get the job done.

Perks of being young 

[BackyardSmoker]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

Or jerk me off... 

Gotta have somewhere to go when you have an upgraded model next year.

So now we are talking about jerking off a jerk off is that about right?

No worries, Dave. He probably just needs a nice, stiff wind to get the job done.

Perks of being young 

Haha... Youth, I remember it well.

[South Carolina Redfish]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

Or jerk me off... 

Gotta have somewhere to go when you have an upgraded model next year.

So now we are talking about jerking off a jerk off is that about right?

No worries, Dave. He probably just needs a nice, stiff wind to get the job done.

Perks of being young 

Haha... Youth, I remember it well.

Wish I could  still remember it but then again maybe not.

[CigarGuy87]

The future is here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2784298/Finally-The-flying-car-really-coming-road-sky-near-you.html

That is pretty sweet. Still doesn't turn into a briefcase though. 

Or jerk me off... 

Gotta have somewhere to go when you have an upgraded model next year.

So now we are talking about jerking off a jerk off is that about right?

No worries, Dave. He probably just needs a nice, stiff wind to get the job done.

Perks of being young 

Haha... Youth, I remember it well.

Conference call at 2:15 with a bunch of women, our Store Administrators(Accountants/Receptionists)...need whiskey!