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dwgbryant

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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #75 on: October 04, 2014, 09:37:16 AM »

the sun is out but the tree over the camper is still dripping, just a matter of time before I start patching the roof AGAIN.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #76 on: October 04, 2014, 09:39:50 AM »

While I was in the shower, my wife told me she had bough some bagels.  They are big, so she asked if I wanded half of her.  Bacon, egg, and cheese bagels.  Sounded pretty good.  I found my half of begel.  Rather than slice it from top to bottom, she sliced it side to side, so she got all of the bacon, egg and cheese top part, and I got the bottom all bread part.  Oh, god...!
LMAO!    Your grocery stories are close to replacing Dean's deadbeat tales.
Some times she drives me nuts.  Thank god she does some interesting other things that make up the difference.  I think I'll set the shower to go off, for when she takes her bath....  Damn faulty shower...!!!
now that's funny.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #77 on: October 04, 2014, 09:44:08 AM »

45 degrees here in St. Louis... brrr.  It's time for me to go and babysit.  Enjoy the days guys... bye..!
Enjoy that biscuit and gravy.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #78 on: October 04, 2014, 09:53:02 AM »

the sun is out but the tree over the camper is still dripping, just a matter of time before I start patching the roof AGAIN.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #79 on: October 04, 2014, 09:53:46 AM »

While I was in the shower, my wife told me she had bough some bagels.  They are big, so she asked if I wanded half of her.  Bacon, egg, and cheese bagels.  Sounded pretty good.  I found my half of begel.  Rather than slice it from top to bottom, she sliced it side to side, so she got all of the bacon, egg and cheese top part, and I got the bottom all bread part.  Oh, god...!
LMAO!    Your grocery stories are close to replacing Dean's deadbeat tales.
Some times she drives me nuts.  Thank god she does some interesting other things that make up the difference.  I think I'll set the shower to go off, for when she takes her bath....  Damn faulty shower...!!!
now that's funny.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #80 on: October 04, 2014, 09:57:34 AM »

While I was in the shower, my wife told me she had bough some bagels.  They are big, so she asked if I wanded half of her.  Bacon, egg, and cheese bagels.  Sounded pretty good.  I found my half of begel.  Rather than slice it from top to bottom, she sliced it side to side, so she got all of the bacon, egg and cheese top part, and I got the bottom all bread part.  Oh, god...!
LMAO!    Your grocery stories are close to replacing Dean's deadbeat tales.
Some times she drives me nuts.  Thank god she does some interesting other things that make up the difference.  I think I'll set the shower to go off, for when she takes her bath....  Damn faulty shower...!!!
Better alternative turn the hot water off at the tank while she is showering then tell her the hot water heater broke but you will try and fix it while she is at work.  Then while she is at work you can relax and smoke cigars and watch tv.  When she gets home you worked on it for 7 hours but got it up and running again.   Bingo you are a hero!
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dwgbryant

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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #81 on: October 04, 2014, 09:58:11 AM »

the sun is out but the tree over the camper is still dripping, just a matter of time before I start patching the roof AGAIN.

thanks for the vote of confidence Dave. lol.
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dwgbryant

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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #82 on: October 04, 2014, 10:00:02 AM »

While I was in the shower, my wife told me she had bough some bagels.  They are big, so she asked if I wanded half of her.  Bacon, egg, and cheese bagels.  Sounded pretty good.  I found my half of begel.  Rather than slice it from top to bottom, she sliced it side to side, so she got all of the bacon, egg and cheese top part, and I got the bottom all bread part.  Oh, god...!
LMAO!    Your grocery stories are close to replacing Dean's deadbeat tales.
Some times she drives me nuts.  Thank god she does some interesting other things that make up the difference.  I think I'll set the shower to go off, for when she takes her bath....  Damn faulty shower...!!!
Better alternative turn the hot water off at the tank while she is showering then tell her the hot water heater broke but you will try and fix it while she is at work.  Then while she is at work you can relax and smoke cigars and watch tv.  When she gets home you worked on it for 7 hours but got it up and running again.   Bingo you are a hero!
or just volunteer to shower with her to wash her back. save on water that way and everybody is happy.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #83 on: October 04, 2014, 10:24:35 AM »

While I was in the shower, my wife told me she had bough some bagels.  They are big, so she asked if I wanded half of her.  Bacon, egg, and cheese bagels.  Sounded pretty good.  I found my half of begel.  Rather than slice it from top to bottom, she sliced it side to side, so she got all of the bacon, egg and cheese top part, and I got the bottom all bread part.  Oh, god...!
LMAO!    Your grocery stories are close to replacing Dean's deadbeat tales.
Some times she drives me nuts.  Thank god she does some interesting other things that make up the difference.  I think I'll set the shower to go off, for when she takes her bath....  Damn faulty shower...!!!
Better alternative turn the hot water off at the tank while she is showering then tell her the hot water heater broke but you will try and fix it while she is at work.  Then while she is at work you can relax and smoke cigars and watch tv.  When she gets home you worked on it for 7 hours but got it up and running again.   Bingo you are a hero!
That just might be the best idea ever!  Good morning, guys.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #84 on: October 04, 2014, 10:26:20 AM »

forgot to put stars on my avi this morning. all better now.
I just noticed that Tony has put you in a new membership category.
Way to be observant, Dave.  I gave Dean that status along with the red stars, about 3 months ago.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #85 on: October 04, 2014, 10:26:20 AM »

sonofabitch!!!!
just cleaned out the shit tank and found a leak in the plumbing behind the toilet.
this just keeps getting better and better.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #86 on: October 04, 2014, 10:27:44 AM »

sonofabitch!!!!
just cleaned out the shit tank and found a leak in the plumbing behind the toilet.
this just keeps getting better and better.
Mmmm, I think I'll go grab something to eat and then comeback to reading more banter.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #87 on: October 04, 2014, 10:42:09 AM »

sonofabitch!!!!
just cleaned out the shit tank and found a leak in the plumbing behind the toilet.
this just keeps getting better and better.
Mmmm, I think I'll go grab something to eat and then comeback to reading more banter.
just turned the problem over to the park manager. WTF, I'm just suppose to be a retired tenant.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #88 on: October 04, 2014, 11:14:40 AM »

sonofabitch!!!!
just cleaned out the shit tank and found a leak in the plumbing behind the toilet.
this just keeps getting better and better.
Mmmm, I think I'll go grab something to eat and then comeback to reading more banter.
just turned the problem over to the park manager. WTF, I'm just suppose to be a retired tenant.
Correct.  He gets paid to take care of the shitter and you don't... Yet.
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Re: 10/4/2014
« Reply #89 on: October 04, 2014, 11:20:14 AM »

sonofabitch!!!!
just cleaned out the shit tank and found a leak in the plumbing behind the toilet.
this just keeps getting better and better.
Mmmm, I think I'll go grab something to eat and then comeback to reading more banter.
just turned the problem over to the park manager. WTF, I'm just suppose to be a retired tenant.
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