Morning BD
Howdy Dave... Nice Halloween avi...
Afternoon, BD. Taken any shots to the crotch from the youngin's lately. 
No, thank goodness.... The other day I had to use the bathroom. I always lock the door, even thou the 5 year old knows how to pick the lock with a popsicle stick. Anyway, there's a knock at the door and it's my 2 year old grandson. He's yelling, "are you going to the bathroom...?" Yes, I am. "Are you peeing...?" Yes, I am. Are you standing up....
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Haha! ...keep the popsicle's to a minimum. 
She figured out how to use a popsicle stick when she was 4. Now she's found other objects that work too. I did have a talk with her, and she doesn't do it anymore, ever since the wet pant leg of 2013...
LMFAO! Ahhhh, Shit. Too Funny. The wet pant leg [incident] of 2013
I heard the lock click as I was going, so I had to try and hit the pot, and lean back and hold the door closed at the same time. The door handles have those plastic childproof spinners on them, so I don't have a problem with the 2 year old, but the 5 year old can open it. What's funny is, my wife can't open the door with the childproof spinner... geez...!
For some reason, that doesn't surprise me. The Warden still has issues locking the garage door that isn't on an opener. She turns the switch to unlock it, but always too far so the tab stays down, Then she turns the handle about 10 times before she comes up and says "I can't get that damn lock again". I just laugh now and reply "Yes, dear. I'll get it."
For the record, she is very intelligent... just not in these cases.
My wife went to the grocery store, because I'm not allowed to go any more because I spend too much money. She's been back for an hour. She wanted an egg sandwich and orange juice before going to bed. As I'm cooking the egg on a gas stove, she lays the new paper on the stove to show me an ad. I run her out of the kitchen, and I'm bitching about the news paper. When she shops, she buys odd stuff that doesn't go together. Such as a salad, but no salad dressing. Gravy but no mash potatoes. And an extra large frozen potatoes side dish with nothing to go with it. I just poured her some orange juice and guess what, she just bought a 1 gal. of expired orange juice. She's finally in bed, and I took a big bite out of my egg sandwich, and it's all runny white, so into the trash... Well, it's time to wash the dishes...
