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[BackyardSmoker]

Walk time, Room 101 in hand.  BBL

What flavor?

[LuvTooGolf]

Wow, it's not enough teachers are "dating" students, now they're doubling up??  http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/10/03/teachers-suspected-of-sex-with-student-out-of-jail-on-bond/16623023/
Wonder if Chip knows anything about this?

That kid gets unlimited high-5s the rest of his life.

Sounds like a bad Adam Sandler movie.

So, it sounds like an Adam Sandler movie?

[BackyardSmoker]

Wow, it's not enough teachers are "dating" students, now they're doubling up??  http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/10/03/teachers-suspected-of-sex-with-student-out-of-jail-on-bond/16623023/
Wonder if Chip knows anything about this?

That kid gets unlimited high-5s the rest of his life.

Sounds like a bad Adam Sandler movie.

So, it sounds like an Adam Sandler movie?

"That's my Boy"

Had a similar premise about a kid that sleeps with his HS teacher and becomes famous for it...

[Bad Dad]

Morning BD

Howdy Dave... Nice Halloween avi...

Afternoon, BD. Taken any shots to the crotch from the youngin's lately. 

No, thank goodness....    The other day I had to use the bathroom.  I always lock the door, even thou the 5 year old knows how to pick the lock with a popsicle stick.  Anyway, there's a knock at the door and it's my 2 year old grandson.  He's yelling, "are you going to the bathroom...?"  Yes, I am.  "Are you peeing...?"  Yes, I am.  Are you standing up....??

[BackyardSmoker]

Morning BD

Howdy Dave... Nice Halloween avi...

Afternoon, BD. Taken any shots to the crotch from the youngin's lately. 

No, thank goodness....    The other day I had to use the bathroom.  I always lock the door, even thou the 5 year old knows how to pick the lock with a popsicle stick.  Anyway, there's a knock at the door and it's my 2 year old grandson.  He's yelling, "are you going to the bathroom...?"  Yes, I am.  "Are you peeing...?"  Yes, I am.  Are you standing up....??

Haha! ...keep the popsicle's to a minimum. 

[Bad Dad]

My wife just got home.  She's lucky that she went to the bank before going to the grocery store, because she found out that her debit card was cancelled.  This is the 3rd time that our credit / debit cards have been cancelled due to the data breaches at Schnucks, Shop n' Save, and Home Depot.  It appears that the United States is the only country in the world that uses old magnetic strip credit cards rather than the new computer chip cards like the rest of the world.  Making us the main target for credit card fraud.  This is crazy...!

[Bad Dad]

Morning BD

Howdy Dave... Nice Halloween avi...

Afternoon, BD. Taken any shots to the crotch from the youngin's lately. 

No, thank goodness....    The other day I had to use the bathroom.  I always lock the door, even thou the 5 year old knows how to pick the lock with a popsicle stick.  Anyway, there's a knock at the door and it's my 2 year old grandson.  He's yelling, "are you going to the bathroom...?"  Yes, I am.  "Are you peeing...?"  Yes, I am.  Are you standing up....??

Haha! ...keep the popsicle's to a minimum. 

She figured out how to use a popsicle stick when she was 4.  Now she's found other objects that work too.  I did have a talk with her, and she doesn't do it anymore, ever since the wet pant leg of 2013...

[sfish]

Walk time, Room 101 in hand.  BBL

What flavor?

Big Payback - Just a guess

[BackyardSmoker]

Morning BD

Howdy Dave... Nice Halloween avi...

Afternoon, BD. Taken any shots to the crotch from the youngin's lately. 

No, thank goodness....    The other day I had to use the bathroom.  I always lock the door, even thou the 5 year old knows how to pick the lock with a popsicle stick.  Anyway, there's a knock at the door and it's my 2 year old grandson.  He's yelling, "are you going to the bathroom...?"  Yes, I am.  "Are you peeing...?"  Yes, I am.  Are you standing up....??

Haha! ...keep the popsicle's to a minimum. 

She figured out how to use a popsicle stick when she was 4.  Now she's found other objects that work too.  I did have a talk with her, and she doesn't do it anymore, ever since the wet pant leg of 2013...

LMFAO!  Ahhhh, Shit. Too Funny. The wet pant leg [incident] of 2013

[LSUFAN]

Wow, it's not enough teachers are "dating" students, now they're doubling up??  http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/10/03/teachers-suspected-of-sex-with-student-out-of-jail-on-bond/16623023/
Wonder if Chip knows anything about this?

Thats a long way from me, I wish I had been that lucky when I was in school.

[BackyardSmoker]

Morning BD

Howdy Dave... Nice Halloween avi...

Afternoon, BD. Taken any shots to the crotch from the youngin's lately. 

No, thank goodness....    The other day I had to use the bathroom.  I always lock the door, even thou the 5 year old knows how to pick the lock with a popsicle stick.  Anyway, there's a knock at the door and it's my 2 year old grandson.  He's yelling, "are you going to the bathroom...?"  Yes, I am.  "Are you peeing...?"  Yes, I am.  Are you standing up....??

Haha! ...keep the popsicle's to a minimum. 

She figured out how to use a popsicle stick when she was 4.  Now she's found other objects that work too.  I did have a talk with her, and she doesn't do it anymore, ever since the wet pant leg of 2013...

LMFAO!  Ahhhh, Shit. Too Funny. The wet pant leg [incident] of 2013

Guess you have the knobs that just a turn of a slotted screwdriver will open, and not the ones with the hole you need to pop. She'll learn 'em all eventually. Just so she knows the 'when it's okay' part.

[Bad Dad]

Morning BD

Howdy Dave... Nice Halloween avi...

Afternoon, BD. Taken any shots to the crotch from the youngin's lately. 

No, thank goodness....    The other day I had to use the bathroom.  I always lock the door, even thou the 5 year old knows how to pick the lock with a popsicle stick.  Anyway, there's a knock at the door and it's my 2 year old grandson.  He's yelling, "are you going to the bathroom...?"  Yes, I am.  "Are you peeing...?"  Yes, I am.  Are you standing up....??

Haha! ...keep the popsicle's to a minimum. 

She figured out how to use a popsicle stick when she was 4.  Now she's found other objects that work too.  I did have a talk with her, and she doesn't do it anymore, ever since the wet pant leg of 2013...

LMFAO!  Ahhhh, Shit. Too Funny. The wet pant leg [incident] of 2013

I heard the lock click as I was going, so I had to try and hit the pot, and lean back and hold the door closed at the same time.  The door handles have those plastic childproof spinners on them, so I don't have a problem with the 2 year old, but the 5 year old can open it.  What's funny is, my wife can't open the door with the childproof spinner... geez...!

[BackyardSmoker]

Morning BD

Howdy Dave... Nice Halloween avi...

Afternoon, BD. Taken any shots to the crotch from the youngin's lately. 

No, thank goodness....    The other day I had to use the bathroom.  I always lock the door, even thou the 5 year old knows how to pick the lock with a popsicle stick.  Anyway, there's a knock at the door and it's my 2 year old grandson.  He's yelling, "are you going to the bathroom...?"  Yes, I am.  "Are you peeing...?"  Yes, I am.  Are you standing up....??

Haha! ...keep the popsicle's to a minimum. 

She figured out how to use a popsicle stick when she was 4.  Now she's found other objects that work too.  I did have a talk with her, and she doesn't do it anymore, ever since the wet pant leg of 2013...

LMFAO!  Ahhhh, Shit. Too Funny. The wet pant leg [incident] of 2013

I heard the lock click as I was going, so I had to try and hit the pot, and lean back and hold the door closed at the same time.  The door handles have those plastic childproof spinners on them, so I don't have a problem with the 2 year old, but the 5 year old can open it.  What's funny is, my wife can't open the door with the childproof spinner... geez...!

For some reason, that doesn't surprise me. The Warden still has issues locking the garage door that isn't on an opener. She turns the switch to unlock it, but always too far so the tab stays down, Then she turns the handle about 10 times before she comes up and says "I can't get that damn lock again". I just laugh now and reply "Yes, dear. I'll get it."

For the record, she is very intelligent... just not in these cases. 

[BackyardSmoker]

Walk time, Room 101 in hand.  BBL

What flavor?

Big Payback - Just a guess

Haven't had that one. You? Good for a discount/budget line?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Wow, it's not enough teachers are "dating" students, now they're doubling up??  http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/10/03/teachers-suspected-of-sex-with-student-out-of-jail-on-bond/16623023/
Wonder if Chip knows anything about this?

Thats a long way from me, I wish I had been that lucky when I was in school.

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