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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2018, 10:11:50 AM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2018, 10:15:28 AM »

btw - the Yellow Cake I bought were 50/$54 for the coronas.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2018, 10:24:38 AM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
That paragraph is so ripe with opportunity I don't know where to start.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2018, 10:33:51 AM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
That paragraph is so ripe with opportunity I don't know where to start.
give it a shot, what the hell.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2018, 10:34:24 AM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
That paragraph is so ripe with opportunity I don't know where to start.
Lol, it would take a scientist to break down all the jokeable parts there.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2018, 10:34:46 AM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
That paragraph is so ripe with opportunity I don't know where to start.
Lol, it would take a scientist to break down all the jokeable parts there.
Also, 6 trucks? How big is this friggin' hole?!?
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2018, 11:02:35 AM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
That paragraph is so ripe with opportunity I don't know where to start.
The last sentence brought me over the top.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2018, 11:03:01 AM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
That paragraph is so ripe with opportunity I don't know where to start.
Lol, it would take a scientist to break down all the jokeable parts there.
Also, 6 trucks? How big is this friggin' hole?!?
guess my street was bad enough to warrent paving?
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #53 on: March 29, 2018, 11:03:23 AM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
That paragraph is so ripe with opportunity I don't know where to start.
Lol, it would take a scientist to break down all the jokeable parts there.
Also, 6 trucks? How big is this friggin' hole?!?
Sounds like it's time to move.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #54 on: March 29, 2018, 11:15:39 AM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
That paragraph is so ripe with opportunity I don't know where to start.
Lol, it would take a scientist to break down all the jokeable parts there.
Also, 6 trucks? How big is this friggin' hole?!?
holes are holes.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #55 on: March 29, 2018, 11:16:32 AM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
That paragraph is so ripe with opportunity I don't know where to start.
Lol, it would take a scientist to break down all the jokeable parts there.
Also, 6 trucks? How big is this friggin' hole?!?
Sounds like it's time to move.
hopefully I die here.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #56 on: March 29, 2018, 11:38:39 AM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
That paragraph is so ripe with opportunity I don't know where to start.
Lol, it would take a scientist to break down all the jokeable parts there.
Also, 6 trucks? How big is this friggin' hole?!?
guess my street was bad enough to warrent paving?
Maximizer!  TWSS.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #57 on: March 29, 2018, 12:07:23 PM »

Morning, muchachos.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #58 on: March 29, 2018, 12:25:07 PM »

quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
No, it covers all different holes. ;)
Thought it....but decided not to be so direct.
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Re: 3/29/2018
« Reply #59 on: March 29, 2018, 12:28:17 PM »



quit kayaking after a few idiot boaters who don't understand no wake zone about swamped me. one of them got stopped by Fish & Wildlife.

two months ago I call the county about a large pothole in the road in front of my driveway, they said they would send someone to take a look at it. I come home from kayaking and a contractor is paving the road. milled it last week. now that's service.
So your suave style and sweet talking isn't reserved for the ladies....
Who says the bureaucrats he's dealing with aren't ladies?
Good point.  Dean just can't stand seeing a hole go unfilled.
you guys are rough.
equiptment must have broken down, paver hasn't moved since I got in the driveway and the tackcoat truck had to fire up his burners again. I know there are 6 trucks lined up with material on them waiting. if the wait much longer the loads will be too cold to use.
That paragraph is so ripe with opportunity I don't know where to start.
Lol, it would take a scientist to break down all the jokeable parts there.
Also, 6 trucks? How big is this friggin' hole?!?
Sounds like it's time to move.
Why move with the service he's getting there?
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