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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #75 on: January 05, 2018, 01:34:48 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
make sure you invest a couple bucks in the Mega Millions and Power Ball. hey, you never know.
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #76 on: January 05, 2018, 01:35:51 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
.......but you got guns and whiskey!
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #77 on: January 05, 2018, 01:36:06 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Yea you're right, I number of us do have bigger asses than you.
Present!
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #78 on: January 05, 2018, 01:41:00 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Yea you're right, I number of us do have bigger asses than you.
Oh......assets......never mind.
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #79 on: January 05, 2018, 01:41:35 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
make sure you invest a couple bucks in the Mega Millions and Power Ball. hey, you never know.
Stopping on my way home.
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #80 on: January 05, 2018, 01:50:35 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Yea you're right, I number of us do have bigger asses than you.
Oh......assets......never mind.
Yeah, yeah, TNWSS
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #81 on: January 05, 2018, 01:52:35 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...

I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month,  and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).

Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #82 on: January 05, 2018, 01:56:31 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
.......but you got guns and whiskey!
Yeah, so I could always take up bank robbery if worst comes to worst.
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #83 on: January 05, 2018, 02:00:11 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...

I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month,  and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).

Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
https://youtu.be/cUhyx2dVWfY
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #84 on: January 05, 2018, 02:04:05 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...

I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month,  and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).

Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Yeah, I'm also worth much more dead than alive.
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #85 on: January 05, 2018, 02:04:32 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...

I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month,  and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).

Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
https://youtu.be/cUhyx2dVWfY
On another note, the meals the wife's been making lately have had a faint metallic, copper taste. Is it just my taste buds getting old?
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #86 on: January 05, 2018, 02:09:36 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...

I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month,  and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).

Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Yeah, I'm also worth much more dead than alive.
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #87 on: January 05, 2018, 02:15:02 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...

I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month,  and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).

Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Health Insurance, Health Insurance, Health Insurance.
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #88 on: January 05, 2018, 02:20:06 PM »

Hazzuh!
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Re: 1/5/2018
« Reply #89 on: January 05, 2018, 02:21:08 PM »

Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market.  I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out?  Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year.  I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months.  Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid.  But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...

I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month,  and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).

Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Health Insurance, Health Insurance, Health Insurance.
Yeah, that's the biggest worry. Even with the pretty good health insurance I have, a serious health crisis could do a lot of damage. I'm pretty healthy, but not exactly low-risk.
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