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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #195 on: September 13, 2014, 01:54:00 PM »

Oh, we had a gopher hunting dog once upon a time. Tippy would get behind the burrow as the gopher was pushing the dirt out of its tunnel.  He'd pounce grabbing the gopher by the nape of its neck, shake the shit out of the gopher, then fling the gopher straight up about 10 feet in the air, grab it as it hit the ground, and repeat until the gopher was dead. To top it off the dog would lay out the dead gopher on display on the driveway.  One time, Tippy had three of them lined up in a row.
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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #196 on: September 13, 2014, 01:54:50 PM »

I sure didn't miss anything exciting on the jam or the football games going during my nap.  Sheesh on both!
You are hard to please, don't like  Victor Sinclair .
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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #197 on: September 13, 2014, 01:54:58 PM »

I caught the mole...!!!  Now to go to the country.  bbl.
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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #198 on: September 13, 2014, 02:02:38 PM »

I sure didn't miss anything exciting on the jam or the football games going during my nap.  Sheesh on both!
What, no Victor Sinclair's for you?  Afternoon Chip. Keep up those recaps and the morning highlights.
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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #199 on: September 13, 2014, 02:07:13 PM »

Afternoon gents.  At the orifice with a coffee and undergrowth corona viva.  Nice double jam, though "nice" might be an overstatement.
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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #200 on: September 13, 2014, 02:13:28 PM »

btw - I have a date tonight after the BBQ. a lady is going to introduce me to the sunset on the gulf.
Dean is going to get lucky !
just going to watch the sunset.
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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #201 on: September 13, 2014, 02:15:21 PM »

btw - I have a date tonight after the BBQ. a lady is going to introduce me to the sunset on the gulf.
Dean is going to get lucky !
just going to watch the sunset.
And then the moon rise, yuk yuk!
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dwgbryant

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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #202 on: September 13, 2014, 02:15:27 PM »

Redneck Rick's BBQ.
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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #203 on: September 13, 2014, 02:18:24 PM »

Redneck Rick's BBQ.
What's in the foil?
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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #204 on: September 13, 2014, 02:19:58 PM »

btw - I have a date tonight after the BBQ. a lady is going to introduce me to the sunset on the gulf.
Dean is going to get lucky !
just going to watch the sunset.
You going to call the cops on her too?
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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #205 on: September 13, 2014, 02:20:37 PM »

Afternoon gents.  At the orifice with a coffee and undergrowth corona viva.  Nice double jam, though "nice" might be an overstatement.
No rest for the weary?  Or you just dodging work at home?  Howdy Marky Mark.
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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #206 on: September 13, 2014, 02:21:20 PM »

I caught the mole...!!!  Now to go to the country.  bbl.
Hit the little bastard with a shovel and have a cigar.
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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #207 on: September 13, 2014, 02:24:03 PM »

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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #208 on: September 13, 2014, 02:24:32 PM »

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Re: 9/13/2014
« Reply #209 on: September 13, 2014, 02:25:27 PM »

btw - I have a date tonight after the BBQ. a lady is going to introduce me to the sunset on the gulf.
Dean is going to get lucky !
just going to watch the sunset.
You going to call the cops on her too?
only if she screams.
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