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[Bad Dad]

I actually caught a mole in my yard yesterday.  I told my wife that I was going to keep it as a pet, and that I had went to the pet shop and bought a tiny collar, and the smallest dog chain I could find.  I then went on to tell her I had staked it out in the backyard, and you could pull it out of the ground by the chain when ever you wanted to visit him.  She got all excited and couldn't wait for me to show it to her, so I had to tell her I was lying about keeping it as a pet.  She asked me what had happened to the mole, and I told her I drove it out to the country and released it.  A happy ending for all...   Damn, now I have another one out there...!!! Grrr...!!!

Probably the same one....you have homing moles.

I don't think he could get back that fast.  But I was wondering that... haha. 

[South Carolina Redfish]

I actually caught a mole in my yard yesterday.  I told my wife that I was going to keep it as a pet, and that I had went to the pet shop and bought a tiny collar, and the smallest dog chain I could find.  I then went on to tell her I had staked it out in the backyard, and you could pull it out of the ground by the chain when ever you wanted to visit him.  She got all excited and couldn't wait for me to show it to her, so I had to tell her I was lying about keeping it as a pet.  She asked me what had happened to the mole, and I told her I drove it out to the country and released it.  A happy ending for all...   Damn, now I have another one out there...!!! Grrr...!!!

Probably the same one....you have homing moles.

Don't have moles down here we got gophers.  Just put a big rattlesnake down the hole and gone is the mole family.  My current nuisance is a damn armadillo plowing up the yard and the only way to rid them is a bullet but these goofy bastards around me would have the swat team out here if I did.  One next door still has an Omaha Hope sticker on his car.

[South Carolina Redfish]

made a run into town, Redneck Rick needed to buy a fogger, $110 later......I put $20 towards it to fog my site.
 
Oliva V toro going.
........ oh, I found butane fuel at the hardware store here. now I have 5 working lighters.

You are on top of it this morning.  Got to keep the hood rid of bugs and gangsters.  Dad has moles, you got bugs and I got armadillos, anybody else got varmints.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Well, the next game is starting so I'll see yuz all in a bit.

Keeping score in this one?

No.  They're not even 5 years old.  Next game will be for real.

[Bad Dad]

made a run into town, Redneck Rick needed to buy a fogger, $110 later......I put $20 towards it to fog my site.
 
Oliva V toro going.
........ oh, I found butane fuel at the hardware store here. now I have 5 working lighters.

I have one lighter that doesn't work (Bugatti B2002 worked for about a month), one lighter that spudders, 1 box of wooden matches, and a long cheap lighter for lighting my bbq pit.

[dwgbryant]

made a run into town, Redneck Rick needed to buy a fogger, $110 later......I put $20 towards it to fog my site.
 
Oliva V toro going.
........ oh, I found butane fuel at the hardware store here. now I have 5 working lighters.

You are on top of it this morning.  Got to keep the hood rid of bugs and gangsters.  Dad has moles, you got bugs and I got armadillos, anybody else got varmints.

buzzards, owls, and saw my first palmento bug. must have been a baby, only 2".

[Bad Dad]

made a run into town, Redneck Rick needed to buy a fogger, $110 later......I put $20 towards it to fog my site.
 
Oliva V toro going.
........ oh, I found butane fuel at the hardware store here. now I have 5 working lighters.

You are on top of it this morning.  Got to keep the hood rid of bugs and gangsters.  Dad has moles, you got bugs and I got armadillos, anybody else got varmints.

The moles are a real nuisance, but the worse thing I ever had was a woodpecker.  I thought I was going to lose my mind on that one.  I have a flat aluminium chimney cap that is about 2 foot x 3 foot, and that wookpecker would get on it and sound like a jack hammer.  The sound would echo though out the heat vents, and was so loud and startling that you would practically jump out of your skin.  It went on for 2 week straight starting at sunrise.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Cheap at Harbor Freight @ $8.99 sometimes on sale for $5.99,  only refill it 2 or 3 times a year and lasts a few years been using them for a long time.  Keep a couple of Ronson JetLites around for touch ups and lighting issues are very rare.

[South Carolina Redfish]

made a run into town, Redneck Rick needed to buy a fogger, $110 later......I put $20 towards it to fog my site.
 
Oliva V toro going.
........ oh, I found butane fuel at the hardware store here. now I have 5 working lighters.

You are on top of it this morning.  Got to keep the hood rid of bugs and gangsters.  Dad has moles, you got bugs and I got armadillos, anybody else got varmints.

The moles are a real nuisance, but the worse thing I ever had was a woodpecker.  I thought I was going to lose my mind on that one.  I have a flat aluminium chimney cap that is about 2 foot x 3 foot, and that wookpecker would get on it and sound like a jack hammer.  The sound would echo though out the heat vents, and was so loud and startling that you would practically jump out of your skin.  It went on for 2 week straight starting at sunrise.

They certainly can be a pain

[Travellin Dave]

made a run into town, Redneck Rick needed to buy a fogger, $110 later......I put $20 towards it to fog my site.
 
Oliva V toro going.
........ oh, I found butane fuel at the hardware store here. now I have 5 working lighters.

You are on top of it this morning.  Got to keep the hood rid of bugs and gangsters.  Dad has moles, you got bugs and I got armadillos, anybody else got varmints.

buzzards, owls, and saw my first palmento bug. must have been a baby, only 2".

Yea, gotta throw that one back, not a keeper.  Not complete till you check off a gator, armadillo and a couple of snakes.

[Travellin Dave]

made a run into town, Redneck Rick needed to buy a fogger, $110 later......I put $20 towards it to fog my site.
 
Oliva V toro going.
........ oh, I found butane fuel at the hardware store here. now I have 5 working lighters.

You are on top of it this morning.  Got to keep the hood rid of bugs and gangsters.  Dad has moles, you got bugs and I got armadillos, anybody else got varmints.

The moles are a real nuisance, but the worse thing I ever had was a woodpecker.  I thought I was going to lose my mind on that one.  I have a flat aluminium chimney cap that is about 2 foot x 3 foot, and that wookpecker would get on it and sound like a jack hammer.  The sound would echo though out the heat vents, and was so loud and startling that you would practically jump out of your skin.  It went on for 2 week straight starting at sunrise.

They do that at houses on either side of me as well.  Do seem to enjoy it.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Dean you get hurt?

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[Travellin Dave]

Cheap at Harbor Freight @ $8.99 sometimes on sale for $5.99,  only refill it 2 or 3 times a year and lasts a few years been using them for a long time.  Keep a couple of Ronson JetLites around for touch ups and lighting issues are very rare.

Not bad for an occasional spot weld as well.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Cheap at Harbor Freight @ $8.99 sometimes on sale for $5.99,  only refill it 2 or 3 times a year and lasts a few years been using them for a long time.  Keep a couple of Ronson JetLites around for touch ups and lighting issues are very rare.

Not bad for an occasional spot weld as well.

Do you carry some kind of a lighter on the airplane?

[dwgbryant]

Dean you get hurt?

SEPTEMBER 12, 2014:  Woman Charged With Sex Attack On Sleeping Man
Cops: Victim awoke to find himself pinned to bed by suspect

I admit to NOTHING!