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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #105 on: September 05, 2017, 03:31:13 PM »

A real WTF moment ahead of Irma:  "U.S. Virgin Islands Gov. Kenneth Mapp signed an emergency order allowing the seizure of private guns, ammunition, explosives and property the National Guard may need to respond to Hurricane Irma."
Nothing quite like being left defenseless in the wake of a natural disaster. And what National Guard has not enough guns and ammo?
Some long haired, liberal commie pinko theif!
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #106 on: September 05, 2017, 03:32:31 PM »

IRMA

2:00 PM AST Tue Sep 5
Location: 16.9°N 59.1°W
Moving: W at 14 mph
Min pressure: 926 mb
Max sustained: 185 mph

You may need to send Dean a key to your SC condo.  Probably room there for him, the lady, the redhead, and a couple of tag-along deadbeats.
no thanks, and I have no deadbeats.
Dean is an Alpha Male, he will just ride it out until his cigars go under.
and I'm still a volunteer for Emergency Management in Inglis where they refuse to listen to me.
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #107 on: September 05, 2017, 03:43:30 PM »

A real WTF moment ahead of Irma:  "U.S. Virgin Islands Gov. Kenneth Mapp signed an emergency order allowing the seizure of private guns, ammunition, explosives and property the National Guard may need to respond to Hurricane Irma."
Nothing quite like being left defenseless in the wake of a natural disaster. And what National Guard has not enough guns and ammo?
Some long haired, liberal commie pinko theif!
Never found guns to be much use against a hurricane.
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #108 on: September 05, 2017, 03:46:02 PM »

had to go to WalMart to pick up my new glasses. parking lot full, people blowing horns and yelling at each other, one lady asked if I'd put her cart away for her, the storage thing was two cars away from her, I said no, put it back yourself. she left it. store mobbed, everyone bitching about empty shelves, cashiers being yelled at. glad I only had to get my glasses.
Betcha you would have been nicer to the cart lady had she offered you some of her rabo ensendio.
She must have really been a toothless hound dog!
Some might find that especially appealing.
Let's not even start down that road.
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #109 on: September 05, 2017, 03:50:55 PM »

had to go to WalMart to pick up my new glasses. parking lot full, people blowing horns and yelling at each other, one lady asked if I'd put her cart away for her, the storage thing was two cars away from her, I said no, put it back yourself. she left it. store mobbed, everyone bitching about empty shelves, cashiers being yelled at. glad I only had to get my glasses.
Betcha you would have been nicer to the cart lady had she offered you some of her rabo ensendio.
She must have really been a toothless hound dog!
Some might find that especially appealing.
Let's not even start down that road.
thank you.
actually I just didn't want to.
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #110 on: September 05, 2017, 03:51:21 PM »

A real WTF moment ahead of Irma:  "U.S. Virgin Islands Gov. Kenneth Mapp signed an emergency order allowing the seizure of private guns, ammunition, explosives and property the National Guard may need to respond to Hurricane Irma."
Nothing quite like being left defenseless in the wake of a natural disaster. And what National Guard has not enough guns and ammo?
Some long haired, liberal commie pinko theif!
Never found guns to be much use against a hurricane.
They're pretty handy here.
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #111 on: September 05, 2017, 03:52:38 PM »

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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #112 on: September 05, 2017, 03:54:12 PM »

A real WTF moment ahead of Irma:  "U.S. Virgin Islands Gov. Kenneth Mapp signed an emergency order allowing the seizure of private guns, ammunition, explosives and property the National Guard may need to respond to Hurricane Irma."
Nothing quite like being left defenseless in the wake of a natural disaster. And what National Guard has not enough guns and ammo?
Some long haired, liberal commie pinko theif!
Never found guns to be much use against a hurricane.
They're pretty handy here.

Texans, guns, and lite beer. what's wrong with that picture?
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #113 on: September 05, 2017, 03:55:19 PM »

had to go to WalMart to pick up my new glasses. parking lot full, people blowing horns and yelling at each other, one lady asked if I'd put her cart away for her, the storage thing was two cars away from her, I said no, put it back yourself. she left it. store mobbed, everyone bitching about empty shelves, cashiers being yelled at. glad I only had to get my glasses.
Betcha you would have been nicer to the cart lady had she offered you some of her rabo ensendio.
She must have really been a toothless hound dog!
Some might find that especially appealing.
Let's not even start down that road.
thank you.
actually I just didn't want to.
TWSS.  Except to Dean.
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #114 on: September 05, 2017, 03:56:01 PM »

A real WTF moment ahead of Irma:  "U.S. Virgin Islands Gov. Kenneth Mapp signed an emergency order allowing the seizure of private guns, ammunition, explosives and property the National Guard may need to respond to Hurricane Irma."
Nothing quite like being left defenseless in the wake of a natural disaster. And what National Guard has not enough guns and ammo?
can you shoot a hurricane away with seized guns & ammo?  Why not try bottle rockets
and roman candles!
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #115 on: September 05, 2017, 03:56:54 PM »

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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #116 on: September 05, 2017, 03:57:36 PM »

A real WTF moment ahead of Irma:  "U.S. Virgin Islands Gov. Kenneth Mapp signed an emergency order allowing the seizure of private guns, ammunition, explosives and property the National Guard may need to respond to Hurricane Irma."
Nothing quite like being left defenseless in the wake of a natural disaster. And what National Guard has not enough guns and ammo?
Some long haired, liberal commie pinko theif!
Never found guns to be much use against a hurricane.
They're pretty handy here.

Every letter is upper case except the "t" in Looter
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #117 on: September 05, 2017, 03:58:27 PM »

A real WTF moment ahead of Irma:  "U.S. Virgin Islands Gov. Kenneth Mapp signed an emergency order allowing the seizure of private guns, ammunition, explosives and property the National Guard may need to respond to Hurricane Irma."
Nothing quite like being left defenseless in the wake of a natural disaster. And what National Guard has not enough guns and ammo?
Some long haired, liberal commie pinko theif!
Never found guns to be much use against a hurricane.
Exactly the pinko's agenda.
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #118 on: September 05, 2017, 03:59:58 PM »

A real WTF moment ahead of Irma:  "U.S. Virgin Islands Gov. Kenneth Mapp signed an emergency order allowing the seizure of private guns, ammunition, explosives and property the National Guard may need to respond to Hurricane Irma."
Nothing quite like being left defenseless in the wake of a natural disaster. And what National Guard has not enough guns and ammo?
can you shoot a hurricane away with seized guns & ammo?  Why not try bottle rockets
and roman candles!
Might put your eye out.
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Re: 9/5/2017
« Reply #119 on: September 05, 2017, 04:13:53 PM »

A real WTF moment ahead of Irma:  "U.S. Virgin Islands Gov. Kenneth Mapp signed an emergency order allowing the seizure of private guns, ammunition, explosives and property the National Guard may need to respond to Hurricane Irma."
Nothing quite like being left defenseless in the wake of a natural disaster. And what National Guard has not enough guns and ammo?
Some long haired, liberal commie pinko theif!
Never found guns to be much use against a hurricane.
They're pretty handy here.

Texans, guns, and lite beer. what's wrong with that picture?
I didn't think Texans drank lite beer.
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