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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #90 on: August 22, 2017, 02:05:08 PM »

Powerball up to 700 Million for Wednesday.
yep, already grabbed $10 worth.
Powerball & lotteries, are just taxes for folks, who don't understand the odds.  I put my money in the jukebox, at least i get three songs.... 8)
I put in money in the work pool, but that's only because I don't want to take the chance, however small, of being the only one left one day.
the first two things I'd do is buy my own CPA and sit down with my lawyer daughter, not necessarily in that order.
It appears you have the dream part down as well.
there was an internet meme, the other day of a husband talking to his wife:
Husband, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"  Wife: "I'd take half the money and leave your ass!"
Husband: "I won $12 dollars, here's $6, now get the hell out!"
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #91 on: August 22, 2017, 02:06:42 PM »

Powerball up to 700 Million for Wednesday.
yep, already grabbed $10 worth.
Powerball & lotteries, are just taxes for folks, who don't understand the odds.  I put my money in the jukebox, at least i get three songs.... 8)
I put in money in the work pool, but that's only because I don't want to take the chance, however small, of being the only one left one day.
the first two things I'd do is buy my own CPA and sit down with my lawyer daughter, not necessarily in that order.
It appears you have the dream part down as well.
there was an internet meme, the other day of a husband talking to his wife:
Husband, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"  Wife: "I'd take half the money and leave your ass!"
Husband: "I won $12 dollars, here's $6, now get the hell out!"
LALTS
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #92 on: August 22, 2017, 02:09:30 PM »

Powerball up to 700 Million for Wednesday.
yep, already grabbed $10 worth.
Powerball & lotteries, are just taxes for folks, who don't understand the odds.  I put my money in the jukebox, at least i get three songs.... 8)
I put in money in the work pool, but that's only because I don't want to take the chance, however small, of being the only one left one day.
the first two things I'd do is buy my own CPA and sit down with my lawyer daughter, not necessarily in that order.
It appears you have the dream part down as well.
there was an internet meme, the other day of a husband talking to his wife:
Husband, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"  Wife: "I'd take half the money and leave your ass!"
Husband: "I won $12 dollars, here's $6, now get the hell out!"
if only it were that easy and cheap!
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #93 on: August 22, 2017, 02:13:31 PM »

Powerball up to 700 Million for Wednesday.
yep, already grabbed $10 worth.
Powerball & lotteries, are just taxes for folks, who don't understand the odds.  I put my money in the jukebox, at least i get three songs.... 8)
I put in money in the work pool, but that's only because I don't want to take the chance, however small, of being the only one left one day.
the first two things I'd do is buy my own CPA and sit down with my lawyer daughter, not necessarily in that order.
It appears you have the dream part down as well.
there was an internet meme, the other day of a husband talking to his wife:
Husband, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"  Wife: "I'd take half the money and leave your ass!"
Husband: "I won $12 dollars, here's $6, now get the hell out!"
if only it were that easy and cheap!
+$6
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #94 on: August 22, 2017, 02:20:01 PM »

Have a good night, dreamers. Hazzuh!
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #95 on: August 22, 2017, 02:21:31 PM »

Have a good night, dreamers. Hazzuh!
Ciao, LTG.
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #96 on: August 22, 2017, 02:54:46 PM »

Have a good night, dreamers. Hazzuh!
take care golf...
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #97 on: August 22, 2017, 03:25:47 PM »

Have a good night, dreamers. Hazzuh!
you too.
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #98 on: August 22, 2017, 03:40:40 PM »

my DOA mower is no longer DOA. neighbor just about has it running like new. rebuilt the starter, moved solenoid to take tension off cable lead, cleaned carburetor, just has to install ignition button, and put back together. I gave him $150 for any parts he may need and says I should get money back for parts and labor!
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #99 on: August 22, 2017, 03:52:26 PM »

my DOA mower is no longer DOA. neighbor just about has it running like new. rebuilt the starter, moved solenoid to take tension off cable lead, cleaned carburetor, just has to install ignition button, and put back together. I gave him $150 for any parts he may need and says I should get money back for parts and labor!
about time, something went your way, that wasn't lady related!
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #100 on: August 22, 2017, 03:55:32 PM »

my DOA mower is no longer DOA. neighbor just about has it running like new. rebuilt the starter, moved solenoid to take tension off cable lead, cleaned carburetor, just has to install ignition button, and put back together. I gave him $150 for any parts he may need and says I should get money back for parts and labor!
about time, something went your way, that wasn't lady related!
only time will tell, but thank you.
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #101 on: August 22, 2017, 05:16:09 PM »

Afternoon Hoochie Spotters.  Room 101 SA 213 Jake st lit and a Pacifico to sip on.
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #102 on: August 22, 2017, 05:16:50 PM »

Moderate 95 degrees here and heat index is only 98.
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #103 on: August 22, 2017, 05:21:28 PM »

Dinner and drinks with a Dave of the travelling variety.   
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Re: 8/22/2017
« Reply #104 on: August 22, 2017, 05:29:58 PM »

Dinner and drinks with a Dave of the travelling variety.
You in Massachusetts?
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