You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-
Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.
The country needs an enema.
Or a good $0.05 cigar! 
There you go. The country needs a tobacco enema.
A Cuban Cleanse? Dominican Douche? Nicaraguan Rinse?
Definitely sound like some Urban Dictionary terms there.
For the record, I checked, and they're not.