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Travellin Dave

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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #90 on: July 11, 2017, 02:13:48 PM »

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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #91 on: July 11, 2017, 02:19:15 PM »

More from Texas:
Teen electrocuted by phone in bathtub...

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-teen-electrocuted-after-cell-phone-falls-into-bathtub/
Between the situation, the wise grandmotherly advice of not using your phone in the bathroom while it's charging, and the spelling mistakes in the article, this would be funny if it weren't tragic.
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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #92 on: July 11, 2017, 02:22:12 PM »

Hazzuh!
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flip from jersey

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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #93 on: July 11, 2017, 02:27:26 PM »

Guess I will head to the dentist
Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head!  ::)
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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #94 on: July 11, 2017, 02:58:51 PM »

Guess I will head to the dentist
Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head!  ::)
Hey oh!
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Travellin Dave

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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #95 on: July 11, 2017, 03:16:20 PM »

Hazzuh!
Have a good one Dave, see ya for the hump.
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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #96 on: July 11, 2017, 03:17:58 PM »

Guess I will head to the dentist
Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head!  ::)
Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.
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flip from jersey

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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #97 on: July 11, 2017, 03:22:37 PM »

Guess I will head to the dentist
Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head!  ::)
Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.
you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....
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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #98 on: July 11, 2017, 03:33:56 PM »

Guess I will head to the dentist
Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head!  ::)
Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.
you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....
These posts are making for a very uncomfortable banter environment. I may have to contact HR.
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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #99 on: July 11, 2017, 03:59:13 PM »

Guess I will head to the dentist
Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head!  ::)
Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.
you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....
These posts are making for a very uncomfortable banter environment. I may have to contact HR.
Use Bean's HR dept.  they are real sons of bitches!
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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #100 on: July 11, 2017, 04:04:17 PM »

Guess I will head to the dentist
Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head!  ::)
Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.
you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....
These posts are making for a very uncomfortable banter environment. I may have to contact HR.
Use Bean's HR dept.  they are real sons of bitches!
Indeed, there's no way they'd approve knob gobbling on company time.  Not even during breaks. F'kers. 
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flip from jersey

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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #101 on: July 11, 2017, 04:26:23 PM »

Guess I will head to the dentist
Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head!  ::)
Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.
you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....
These posts are making for a very uncomfortable banter environment. I may have to contact HR.
Use Bean's HR dept.  they are real sons of bitches!
Indeed, there's no way they'd approve knob gobbling on company time.  Not even during breaks. F'kers.
sounds like the HR dept that fired the guy who put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Hell, 8) even the pickle slicer lost her job....
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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #102 on: July 11, 2017, 04:51:21 PM »

Guess I will head to the dentist
Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head!  ::)
Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.
you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....
These posts are making for a very uncomfortable banter environment. I may have to contact HR.
Use Bean's HR dept.  they are real sons of bitches!
Indeed, there's no way they'd approve knob gobbling on company time.  Not even during breaks. F'kers.
sounds like the HR dept that fired the guy who put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Hell, 8) even the pickle slicer lost her job....
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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #103 on: July 11, 2017, 05:11:09 PM »

Stay Calm, hygienist was not my type!

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Re: 7/11/2017
« Reply #104 on: July 11, 2017, 05:15:32 PM »

2 hours in the dentist chair, sheesh!  Lucky to be able to keep one of the teeth,
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