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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #195 on: September 05, 2014, 11:50:14 AM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.

Smooooth. You still got it, Deano.
Indeed.  I sense a penthouse letter in his future.

Dear Penthouse Forum, You will probably never believe this, but...

LMAO
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #196 on: September 05, 2014, 11:52:29 AM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.

Smooooth. You still got it, Deano.
Indeed.  I sense a penthouse letter in his future.

Dear Penthouse Forum, You will probably never believe this, but...

LMAO

Try this again:
"So the other day I was outside my new RV park home in Florida, when up walks my land lady.  She had seemed friendly when we first became acquainted, but lately I've noticed a bit more attention from her.  And I've especially noticed she seems to be wearing less and less clothing each time I see her...."
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #197 on: September 05, 2014, 11:55:15 AM »

landlady just showed up.
She certainly isn't lacking in the chest-area...
She certainly got his tiki standing at attention.
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #198 on: September 05, 2014, 11:55:39 AM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.
As if he needed a premise.  With that pose?  She was liking what she saw.
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #199 on: September 05, 2014, 11:56:17 AM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.

Smooooth. You still got it, Deano.
Indeed.  I sense a penthouse letter in his future.
Is that still published?
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #200 on: September 05, 2014, 11:58:36 AM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.

Smooooth. You still got it, Deano.
Indeed.  I sense a penthouse letter in his future.
Is that still published?
Yeah.  Mark is their entire editorial department.
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #201 on: September 05, 2014, 12:02:57 PM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.

Smooooth. You still got it, Deano.
Indeed.  I sense a penthouse letter in his future.
Is that still published?
Yeah.  Mark is their entire editorial department.

That is vividly apparent.
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #202 on: September 05, 2014, 12:06:29 PM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.

Smooooth. You still got it, Deano.
Indeed.  I sense a penthouse letter in his future.
Is that still published?

Yeah, like porn is going out of business.
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #203 on: September 05, 2014, 12:08:32 PM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.

Smooooth. You still got it, Deano.
Indeed.  I sense a penthouse letter in his future.
Is that still published?
Yeah.  Mark is their entire editorial department.
Are you saying those stories weren't true?  FML
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #204 on: September 05, 2014, 12:09:19 PM »




ahhh, the interwebs. Nothing you can't find.
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #205 on: September 05, 2014, 12:23:12 PM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.

Smooooth. You still got it, Deano.
Indeed.  I sense a penthouse letter in his future.

Dear Penthouse Forum, You will probably never believe this, but...

LMAO

Try this again:
"So the other day I was outside my new RV park home in Florida, when up walks my land lady.  She had seemed friendly when we first became acquainted, but lately I've noticed a bit more attention from her.  And I've especially noticed she seems to be wearing less and less clothing each time I see her...."
Sounds like you've had some practice authoring these narratives Bean.
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #206 on: September 05, 2014, 12:24:25 PM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.

Smooooth. You still got it, Deano.
Indeed.  I sense a penthouse letter in his future.
Is that still published?

Yeah, like porn is going out of business.
There is the interwebz, but I just meant the print version....you know, with all the great articles.
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #207 on: September 05, 2014, 12:38:52 PM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.

Smooooth. You still got it, Deano.
Indeed.  I sense a penthouse letter in his future.
Is that still published?

Yeah, like porn is going out of business.
There is the interwebz, but I just meant the print version....you know, with all the great articles.

Ahh, gotcha. They still probably have a good amount of 'rack' sales, but most has gone the electronic media route. You could probably get something like books on tape, or maybe even a risqué podcast.

If you just let us know what you're looking for, the botl's are here to help.  ;D
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #208 on: September 05, 2014, 12:53:23 PM »

think I'll run into town and find something to throw on the grill, seeing how I doubt the landlady will let me eat her.
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Re: 9/5/2014
« Reply #209 on: September 05, 2014, 12:54:16 PM »

landlady just showed up.
What was the premise you used to take her picture, I'm wondering?
phone contact picture. lol.

He's better than we thought guys!   ;)  Let us know how she is!
Definitely didn't give him enough credit. Well done, sir.
Official new screen name for Dean.  FL Stud
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